Skanky Toilet Roll!
Kate Moss loves the bad shit, but apparently it doesn't love her back, because it turns her into a raging beastly wolf who will knock down bathroom stall doors to get a little time with it. Last week, the mother of the millennium partied for four straight nights in a row and it the fun came to a crash when she flipped out in the bathroom at a club in London.
The Sun says that the big bad whorebag blew into the ladies room at Volstead and caused chaos when she found out all the stalls were taken. That selfish ass whore bag! Other skanks need their nose medicine too! Damn. A source said, “She barged into the ladies and when she realised there were no cubicles free she starting kicking one of the doors, shouting: ‘Hurry up or I’ll kick the fucking door down." Yeah, I'm sure she screamed, "I'll chop and I'll cut and I'll snort your lines up!"
The bathroom attendant tried to calm Kate down and gave her some tissue to use when it was her turn. Kate threw it back and shouted, "I don’t want any of your skanky toilet roll.”
If a toilet roll had eyes, it would have given Kate a side-eye that could kill. Who the fuck is that bitch calling a skanky toilet roll?! In fact, Kate's Wikipedia page should say "Katherine 'Kate' Moss is an English model and a skanky toilet roll."
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Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 1:45pm.
I guess she misses having Pete Doherty around as a voice of reason.
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You are my voice of reason.
angel_i: Lol! Yeah, that dude's mom should seriously look into some Ritalin for that boy! Holy fuck...
Submitted by riverchic on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:41pm.
@ angel_i: OMFG!!!! That is funny as hell!!! LOL! I can't talk shit though cause that's how I act when my computer takes too long to download porn... Haha! JK!!!!
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Right?! LOL! I'm SO glad you reminded me of that guy with your avvie - I hadn't seen it in a long time - what a laugh! Haha!
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Thank you so much. My daughter suggested that my future therapist should be a skinhead for reasons I personally don't understand.
@ angel_i: OMFG!!!! That is funny as hell!!! LOL! I can't talk shit though cause that's how I act when my computer takes too long to download porn... Haha! JK!!!!
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:22pm.
AHHHHHHHHHH ..Thanks CM
NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT SLOPEHEAD MEANS I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU DONT USE IT IN PUBLIC OR THE WORKPLACE. IT IS CONSIDERED A VERY STRONG RACIAL SLANDER AND WILL PROBABLY GET YOUR ASS KICKED OR FIRED.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW...@ river
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Hey riverchic:
Have you ever seen this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA
LOL! He caused quite a scene a while back...
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zappy: lol! last time i saw a cat that good lookin' it was layin in the middle of the road with tire tracks over it's abdomen!
The cat
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LOL @ river it was in one of MK's posts..poor pussy is superfug but someone loves him and takes care of him.
zappy: lol! that's okay - i do it, too! btw: that's a gorgeous pussy you got to pose for your avie!
@ river
Sorry, I go off on these long diatribes sometimes and forget what we were talking about :S wtf I shoulda been a Philosophy Teacher then I could bullshit all day long.
That's a zinger, fersure. I'm sure we're all just mad that skanky toilet roll got to it first.
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LMAO @ ImpVix
Hey yeah! Tanx! I fuggodaboudat
Sorry there, Zappy. At least you have two!
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AHHHHHHHHHH ..Thanks CM
*boinks self in forehead for not knowing that*
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:17pm.
*Taps Charles Manson his Jail Bars*
Scuse me sir, what's a slopehead?
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@ ImVix
I almost spewed out a lung there lmao
*Taps Charles Manson his Jail Bars*
Scuse me sir, what's a slopehead?
SKANKY TOILET ROLL is perfect for this PIECE OF SHIT.
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LOL @ Hysteria
I'm mostly 'llergic to dumbasses and malcontents..so I guess I'm just 'llergic to myself.
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WHEN I WAS A HELL OF A LOT YOUNGER I USED TO FUCKING COWER IN FEAR IF A MOTHERFUCKER LIKE THIS TREATED ME THAT WAY. THAT WAS BEFORE THE SLOPEHEADS. NOW I REVEL IN THE CHANCE TO TELL SOME ASSHOLE LIKE THIS TO KISS MY ASS.
Submitted by Zappy on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 1:42pm.
i know! it's kinda frustrating with these allergies. so many kids are being shielded from foods that affect a very few. some doctors say it's good to expose kids to a full range of foods and that the exposure can actually protect kids from developing allergies.
at the same time, i understand wanting to protect the vulnerable.
at the same time, think of ALL the things we want to protect kids from, like drugs or any kind of abuse -- those are just a few much more widespread problems
what the hell! they dint ask our opinion!
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Skanky indeed...that's the pot calling the kettle black.
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Where the hell did Grapedrinkbaby go? Tease! She comes here and gets me all happy with her mere presence then leaves!
I guess she misses having Pete Doherty around as a voice of reason.
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@ Kate Moss..what a lovely piece of trash she is. She needs to lay off the blow.
Me guess ya need a wittle pwivacy to enoy a wittle gutter gwitter.
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@ Hysteria
It is so overboard with all of this allergy stuff. I recognize that some children are so terribly allergic that the mere smell will affect them but ..wtf EVACUATE THE BUS WITH CAUTION. A HOSTILE PEANUT HAS BEEN SPOTTED :s
Every year at Thanksgiving the elementary schools do a Thanksgiving feast. Each grade makes their own special thing from applesauce to popcorn, stuffing, cornbread, turkey.
When my son was in the 3rd grade, one boy was allergic to raw apples so the entire third grade could not make applesauce that year :S wtf..they made it every other year. If that were my kid I would have asked that he go to another grade to help them..or kept him home that day.
Submitted by riverchic on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 1:34pm.
Her necklace is very, umm... what's the word I'm looking for? it's very... umm... it's very - TACKY - yeah that's the word...
I think it's meant to draw attention to her cleavagal region.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 1:32pm.
haha! yes, the culprit was detained and crushed! just laughed right out loud over that. all over a dumb nut
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Guess he's peanut butter now!
That story was hilarious! Thanks 4 the laugh.
@DG & Riverchic
haha! yes, the culprit was detained and crushed! just laughed right out loud over that. all over a dumb nut
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Hysteria:
Lol! I don't doubt it for a minute! Schools are wwaayyy crazy about peanuts - my son's school won't even let you pack them a pb & j sandwich or anything with nuts...
OT: Her necklace is very, umm... what's the word I'm looking for? it's very... umm... it's very - TACKY - yeah that's the word...
GRAPE! Let's Ride!
Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 1:29pm.
I hope the peanut was apprehended!
but she gets to keep her kid lovely
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 1:12pm.
Is the drunky gene are prevalent in England as it is Ireland? I guess it's pretty much the same people, no?
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You're quite right. I've lived there for a few years and it's about the same as here.
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I just heard the weirdest news story. A busload of school children (in the states) was quickly evacuated recently when a single peanut was discovered on the floor.
lol! i'm sorry, this totally cracked me up. all those kids being taught to be terrified of a lowly peanut! hahaa. running off like a bomb was about to explode over a nut
(ok, i know some kids get really sick and even die from nuts. that is very bad)
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This stupid twat - if I had been in the stall she was trying to kick down I woulda gave her ass a swirly. Good example for your kids you dumb broad...
Maybe she just had to go really bad? I find that happens when I drink. *making notes for Nobel-prize-worthy thesis*
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she looks hot in this pic. she has the sexiest drunk eyes in the world.
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I find her utterly repulsive. There's something nasty about her. I'm sure she has bad b.o.
Wasn't she engaged recently and then stopped partying?
It wouldn't bother me if she didn't have a kid.
Wow, Whinehouse, Allen and Moss and those trashy, lying publications.
Britian, time to pull yourselves up by the boot straps.
Is the drunky gene are prevalent in England as it is Ireland? I guess it's pretty much the same people, no?
she looks like a soaked in urine toilet roll on her way to skanky.
Another has-been who can't deal with the fact that she needs to step down a bit in order not to redicule herself.
Kate, that's not you on all those Rimmel adverts, it's your make-up artists and hair stylists and a highly paid team on Photoshop people who make you look like this.
I wished people would stop calling her an icon, she's an aging wrinkly drug-addicted hag who should get visits from child care staff.
Couldn't she snort on the bathroom sink? Not like anyone would be surprised and shit. Just take a quick little snorty before someone takes a pic with their camera phone.
Amazing. This terrible bitch of a mother is alive, breathing and abusing her body.
Another loving mother and wife dies after a spill on the bunny slope.
Life is so unfair.
I heard the C makes one cranky but maybe it had too
much mannitol in it and she really hadda go ;p
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