Skanky Toilet Roll!
Kate Moss loves the bad shit, but apparently it doesn't love her back, because it turns her into a raging beastly wolf who will knock down bathroom stall doors to get a little time with it. Last week, the mother of the millennium partied for four straight nights in a row and it the fun came to a crash when she flipped out in the bathroom at a club in London.
The Sun says that the big bad whorebag blew into the ladies room at Volstead and caused chaos when she found out all the stalls were taken. That selfish ass whore bag! Other skanks need their nose medicine too! Damn. A source said, “She barged into the ladies and when she realised there were no cubicles free she starting kicking one of the doors, shouting: ‘Hurry up or I’ll kick the fucking door down." Yeah, I'm sure she screamed, "I'll chop and I'll cut and I'll snort your lines up!"
The bathroom attendant tried to calm Kate down and gave her some tissue to use when it was her turn. Kate threw it back and shouted, "I don’t want any of your skanky toilet roll.”
If a toilet roll had eyes, it would have given Kate a side-eye that could kill. Who the fuck is that bitch calling a skanky toilet roll?! In fact, Kate's Wikipedia page should say "Katherine 'Kate' Moss is an English model and a skanky toilet roll."
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actually defacs does more than that so maybe I dunno...
So weird to me how, and i think it's different for each state, not positive, how it is that the people that go to broken homes and take the kids or CPS as some of you call it is named a different thing in each state, at least in GA it's called DEFACS and I think it's named something different in each state. Defacs is De=department of family and children services....i'm sure anyone could figure it out but I just think it should be the same letters in each state...well same name. Just call it CPS in every state. That seems easiest . Its the shortest and to the point.
I SPENT 3 THOUSAND DOLLARS OUT OF GODDAMN FUCKING POCKET ON A FUCKING CHEMICAL PEEL MY WIFE DEMANDED TO HAVE. THOSE WOMEN AND THEIR GODDAMN FUCKING SKIN. 80 DOLLAR FUCKING FACE SHIT. SOMETIMES I PUT SOME OF THAT GODDAMN FUCKING CHEAP SHIT LOTION ON MY FACE AND PEOPLE TELL ME I DONT LOOK A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DAY OVER 60. FUCK THEM.
when did this woman become the epitome of pure trash? i remember when she was an a-list model and had exquisit taste.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 7:01pm.
But more importantly, has she had a smear test done lately? I mean, we'd hate to lose her...
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MK, could you put a black bar over this Coke whore's entire face? Your sluts would be ever so grateful.
CHARLES PLEASE BE CAREFUL MIXING PILLS AND BOOZE!
MK, please don't make us end the day looking at this skank...
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 5:48pm.
Charles Manson: You should look into a neti pot. Those bustards work. You might not be into the idea of running warm salt water up into your sinuses, but I demand you check it out.
I COULD RUN SALT UP MY NOSE. LORD KNOWS ITS SEEN A LOT FUCKING GODDAMN WORSE THAN THAT OVER THE LAST 30 YEARS.
Whenever I see her, I think of Shirley Manson of Garbage. Shirley Manson has actual talent, though, and as far as I know, is a nice person.
Life may be short, but the life of her unborn child may be even shorter if she keeps this mess up...
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Who cares, life is too short! Party on, Kate!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
But more importantly, has she had a smear test done lately? I mean, we'd hate to lose her...
I hate to say something nice but her makeup is fierce...dayum.
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Is she cutting her own hair with the blades she uses to chop lines? looks like it..
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The war isn't working.
I wish she would bang on my stall..i'd pull her in and flush her head in the toilet.
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The war isn't working.
This scummy slag... I cant believe she is still around for anyone to care about. Her kid would be better off without her. coke head... she is insane..
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The war isn't working.
lovely role model:
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/kate-moss-is-showing-the-child...
YAyYYYYY Hekki!!!
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Zappy: "When my son was in the 3rd grade, one boy was allergic to raw apples so the entire third grade could not make applesauce that year :S wtf..they made it every other year."'
WTF? (Applesauce is cooked. And did they ban apples from the lunchroom too? My friend is allergic to apples, but only if she EATS them and they make her tongue itch) They shouldn't have let the kids make popcorn either, then, because....
I made popcorn balls for my kid's pre-K Christmas party. I was bawled out by the teacher because popcorn is a choking hazard. And I should have known that it's school policy. They did let the kids take them home so the parents could determine whether or not to risk letting their children eat the deadly confections.
It's a choking hazard for children under three. These are 4 and 5 year olds. And anyone at any age can choke on anything, SO BITE ME.
And yes, I also packed and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on my 3 year old's field trip to the farm. There was an allergic kid and I was just WAITING for the mother to say something. But no one did.
She looks like shit.
Charles Manson: You should look into a neti pot. Those bustards work. You might not be into the idea of running warm salt water up into your sinuses, but I demand you check it out.
MY ALLERGIES ARE KICKING MY GODDAMN FUCKING ASS. I DONT KNOW IF THERE COULD BE ANYMORE FUCKING PINE AND OAK IN THE FUCKING WIND. TOOK 3 CLARATIN AND A PINT OF VODKA AND I DONT FUCKING RECOMMEND ANYONE ELSE DO THAT UNLESS YOU DONT WANT TO WAKE UP IN THE FUCKING MORNING.
There's something about a skinny girl and snagle teeth that just go hand in hand. It's like if you are way too thin you are undernurished and so are your gums. Go figure.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
What a jerk. Instead of calming her down the attendant should have called security and had her slag ass thrown out.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 5:09pm.
a pathetic one
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 4:44pm.
i just read that arod story on thesportingnews.com site. lol. that woman confirms he has a type, a very very manly type. she looks like that cat woman socialite
Yup. Not that I approve of married guys with prostitutes, but who romances one with flowers?
What a creature she has become. Hard to believe that I had a, um, "relationship" with some of her pics back in my misguided youth.
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i just read that arod story on thesportingnews.com site. lol. that woman confirms he has a type, a very very manly type. she looks like that cat woman socialite
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kate is a ringing example of fine motherhood...she should be put down out of her misery...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Lololololol, take a look at the history for her Wikipedia page. There's been about 20 edits today, and most of them add the phrase "skanky toilet roll" to her information. *giggles*
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Wildly off-topic (but funny):
Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez was more than a customer of Kristin Davis' high-priced prostitution ring: he dated the former Manhattan madam too. In June 2006, Rodriguez allegedly became a regular of one of Davis' agencies soon after meeting her a gym, two former call girls told the New York Daily News. A-Rod, then-married, had asked Davis "what she was doing" the first time they met.
Davis, who has claimed Eliot Spitzer as a client, was about to go out with a boyfriend. She gave Rodriguez a card that he later used to book a two-hour "date" with a prostitute, The News reported. But Rodriguez really pined for Davis and would court her with flowers and jewelery, the sources said. On one email he wrote that he was "addicted" to her, they said.
Eventually, Davis relented and the two briefly dated -- free of charge.
Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 3:52pm.
Charles Manson, I think she looks a hot mess though. But you're right, even Nicolette Sheridan is looking fucking bad.
NICOLETTE SHERIDAN IS A PRETTY WOMAN BUT SHE IS FUCKING DEFINITELY PAST HER PRIME. EVA LONGORIA IS STARTING TO LOOK A LITTLE SQUIRELLY TOO. THE ONE THAT IS VERY FUCKING PRETTY IS MARCIA CROSS. I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING THAT TIGHT FUCKING ASS AND RED HAIR DRINK HERSELF TO DEATH AND COOK THOSE FUCKING FAB MEALS.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 3:50pm.
Sheeps, on the page it says the kid is an actor.
Thanks. So I'd just pretend to beat him to death.
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Ha! I knew that, actually, but I like to pretend that he's real:)
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She should stay home and take her daughter instead of partying all of the time.
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Her eyelids look like crinkled up wrapping paper.
okay, i don't care about this mess BUT i do like her sparkly nude/pink eyeshadow. does anyone know what that is? i want!
Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 3:50pm.
Sheeps, on the page it says the kid is an actor.
Thanks. So I'd just pretend to beat him to death.
Charles Manson, I think she looks a hot mess though. But you're right, even Nicolette Sheridan is looking fucking bad. And it's not that she looks older, which she does and she's in her goddam 40s, but if you are a stick and you're getting older it's better to have those 15 lbs. You're a woman not a skinny teen stuck in the gawky stage of life.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 3:36pm
SHEEPS THAT GAVE ME A FUCKING HEADACHE. IM PROUD TO SAY IM A HEINZE 57 OF ANGELO GERMANIC AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE ANYONE WANTS TO FUCKING SPRINKLE IN. FUCK THEM.
Sheeps, on the page it says the kid is an actor. So I take it he was acting and it's not for reals. I'm just saying...
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
@Sheeps:
LOL! Yeah - it's all about balance:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 2:36pm.
Have you ever seen this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA
Wow. His parents should sit him down and calmly reason with him, saying his behavior is not rational and counterproductive. Then they should smack him silly and take away his computer privileges for 2 years.
When she went to rehab the first time - I read that she used to carry her coke around in a Fabergé egg - classy!
Her poor kid. This is someone's Mommy!?!
Do they have CPS in England?
KATE MOSS LOOKS OLD TO FUCKING ME. BUT THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE OVERLY THIN BITCHES THEY AGE POORLY. IF YOU DONT HAVE A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING MEAT UNDER YOUR SKIN THERE ISNT ANYWHERE FOR THE FUCKING SKIN TO GO BUT START DROPPING DOWN OFF YOUR FUCKING SKULL. SHIT IM NOT EVEN A DERMATOLOGIST AND I FIGURED THAT SHIT OUT. A WOMAN WITH ABOUT 15 FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING GOOD POUNDS IS A LOT BETTER IN THE LONG RUN THAT SOME SKINNY BITCH.
Professional coke addicts should just wear depends.
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I miss when models didn't open their mouths.
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 3:04pm.
@angel_i: That video was making my dog cry, and I was even wearing my earphones so it wasn't so loud...
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My apologies to your dog...and you too - I'm not even sure I could listen to that with headphones...it makes me kinda agitated even quiet on my speakers!
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@angel_i: That video was making my dog cry, and I was even wearing my earphones so it wasn't so loud...
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