Skanky Toilet Roll!
Kate Moss loves the bad shit, but apparently it doesn't love her back, because it turns her into a raging beastly wolf who will knock down bathroom stall doors to get a little time with it. Last week, the mother of the millennium partied for four straight nights in a row and it the fun came to a crash when she flipped out in the bathroom at a club in London.
The Sun says that the big bad whorebag blew into the ladies room at Volstead and caused chaos when she found out all the stalls were taken. That selfish ass whore bag! Other skanks need their nose medicine too! Damn. A source said, “She barged into the ladies and when she realised there were no cubicles free she starting kicking one of the doors, shouting: ‘Hurry up or I’ll kick the fucking door down." Yeah, I'm sure she screamed, "I'll chop and I'll cut and I'll snort your lines up!"
The bathroom attendant tried to calm Kate down and gave her some tissue to use when it was her turn. Kate threw it back and shouted, "I don’t want any of your skanky toilet roll.”
If a toilet roll had eyes, it would have given Kate a side-eye that could kill. Who the fuck is that bitch calling a skanky toilet roll?! In fact, Kate's Wikipedia page should say "Katherine 'Kate' Moss is an English model and a skanky toilet roll."
wow, she's really starting to look old. how old is she?
I never got the attraction of her.... too thin, not particularly attractive or exceptional and always always seems to be on something... I just don't get it. Bitch needs to grow up.
She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on ..........Meetwealthy . com............, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 6:27am.
Hi Leash!
Sent you some email.
I keep checking my toilet paper rolls right now to see if any are giving the side-eye and calling me names. :-)
Kate Moss betta watch her step.
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Good morning all.
I see Kate's looking well. Just like a mother should...
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Wow, she's sexy!
Vile whorebag behavior.
on a good note, i have to say that i do like cokates hair and makeup in this pic, not quite as... greasy? as most of her pics?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:50am.
*smooch* Night TV!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:42am.
Hehehe. Love how MK called the main pic katemossdrunkasswhoreslutit.jpg
Small oversight, but he forgot skank.
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At least he can, no one else will ever forget it.
off to bed, nite my2
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Hehehe. Love how MK called the main pic katemossdrunkasswhoreslutit.jpg
Small oversight, but he forgot skank.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:28am.
BWWAAHHAAAHAAKJUGKGFOIKLHRSERA!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:25am.
Kate makes her fleas itch.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:12am.
That's not me, that's my brother Tom Valtrex. And those aren't my pants. The black kid did it.
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lol! Likely story. The camera doesn't lie you know. OK... maybe it does if *ahem* someone *ahem* fucks with it in photoshop. hehe.
On topic: Kate is turning into the skankiest skank that ever skanked. I bet she drinks Skankeray and Tonic's.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 03/23/2009 - 12:07am.
That's not me, that's my brother Tom Valtrex. And those aren't my pants. The black kid did it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:58pm.
Hey, what Sock-Monkey does on her time is none of my business.
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Lie teller. Rumour willis has it that you been seen out about with that little hwore, plying her with borax...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/3310336823/
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:51pm.
lol. And if you thought the chinchilla milk was difficult to collect you should have seen how they obtain the monkey spunk additive.
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Hey, what Sock-Monkey does on her time is none of my business.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:39pm.
Oh, I TOTALLY believe it's not butter. I heard it's made with chinchilla milk.
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lol. And if you thought the chinchilla milk was difficult to collect you should have seen how they obtain the monkey spunk additive.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:39pm.
Oh, I TOTALLY believe it's not butter. I heard it's made with chinchilla milk.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
That toilet roll should be grateful. I almost never get called a skank and it's not right!! Can't a bitch get a compliment every now and then?
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:29pm.
TV!! *jumps up and down waving furiously*
That'd get me all confused too, like I’m in some kind of parallel universe where everything is the opposite of what I’m used to.
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Switched to Miracle Whip?
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No. Can't Believe its Not Butter.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:29pm.
TV!! *jumps up and down waving furiously*
That'd get me all confused too, like I’m in some kind of parallel universe where everything is the opposite of what I’m used to.
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Switched to Miracle Whip?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV!! *jumps up and down waving furiously*
That'd get me all confused too, like I’m in some kind of parallel universe where everything is the opposite of what I’m used to.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
They were probably confused as to why a 12 year old boy was in the Ladies room.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Fuck Kate, no need to get all kicky. All you had to do was announce in a loud and clear voice "I am a business woman. I have business to attend to". The loo would have promptly ousted the random bitch hogging the cubical and then chopped the first line.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
not news worthy until someone final punches one of these obnoxious bitches in the face. I want to see pictures too.
Night devilgirl!
I'm off to bed myself.
Night whores. :P
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Night Horz!
Good one Jiggy!
Hi bob marley!
Can I be blunt??
*snortle*
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Isn't she supposed to be pregnant??
Submitted by bob marley on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 10:38pm.
SOUNDS GOOD. YOULL HAVE TO SING THE BACKUP VOCALS. GOOD NITE TO YOU AND GOOD NITE TO CHARLES, GOOD FUCKING TALK
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 10:42pm.
Hi DG! Can't sleep. Looking around here for a little bit.
Sent you some gmail. :-)
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Hi Jiggy!
Bob Marley is here in the house! WoooHoooo!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 10:38pm.
SOUNDS GOOD. YOULL HAVE TO SING THE BACKUP VOCALS. GOOD NITE TO YOU AND GOOD NITE TO CHARLES, GOOD FUCKING TALK
Hi DG! Can't sleep. Looking around here for a little bit.
Sent you some gmail. :-)
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
If a toilet roll had eyes, it would have given Kate a side-eye that could kill. Who the fuck is that bitch calling a skanky toilet roll?!
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Who needs Shakespeare when we have MK??
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I think that Jiggy and I have spent too much time at Dlisted. --Clarisse
Submitted by bob marley on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 10:31pm.
Bob, I'd just rather listen to you sing Three Little Birds to me while we burn a fatty and talk about the rasta life.
*runs in* Real Housewives of New Jersey *looks around* *leaves*
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 10:18pm.
I HEAR YA. I HATE THOSE CRACKHEADS. ONE STOLE MY FUCKING CAR RADIO IN 1979. I SPENT MY STUPID ROYALTIES FROM NO WOMAN NO CRY ON THAT THING.
YEA DEVILGIRL I DO HAVE EXTRA WEED. ITS SOME GOOD SHIT. WE COULD LISTEN TO SOME BURNING SPEAR YOU KNOW I INSPIRED THOSE FUCKS
Charles and Bob are cracking me up!
Bob, do you have some xtra Mary Jane to share? I need it!
Submitted by bob marley on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 9:58pm
I AINT INTO GRASS OR ANYTHING ILLEGAL EXCEPT MABY SHOOTING A CRACKHEAD OR TWO OUT MY FUCKING UPSTAIR GODDAMN WINDOW. BUT IM DOWN WITH IT. I SMOKED A HELL OF A LOT OF GRASS WHEN I WAS A LOT YOUNGER.
i found i could see more stars on __classymingle.com___ i have met many celebrities and good friends, yesterday i browsed her account, talking online,it's so cool~~~ lol
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 9:44pm
PAPOV IS SOME GOOD SHIT. ME AND PETER TOSH BINGED ON THAT IN NEGRIL FUCKING JAMAICA. I USUALLY LIKE TO LITE UP A BIG FAT JOINT AND GET IRRY. HELPS YOU GET BACK THAT BASTARD OF A APPETITE WHICH HELPS WITH THE FUCKING HANGOVER
Submitted by bob marley on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 9:21pm.
USUALLY (SP? FUCK YOU) THE ONLY TIME I FUCKING DRINK RED STRIPE IS WHEN IM FUCKING COMING DOWN OFF A 5 DAY PAPOV BINGE AND HAVE TO TRY TO FUCKING GODDAMN DETOX MYSELF. A REAL DRINKER KNOWS WHAT DRY HEAVES AND SWEATS ARE LIKE. IT IS MOST UNCOMFORTABLE. OTHERWISE IT IS GREAT FUCKING STUFF.
i bought a lot of good skin cream with a sale at macys a few days ago...llol
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 8:52pm.
I SPENT 3 THOUSAND DOLLARS OUT OF GODDAMN FUCKING POCKET ON A FUCKING CHEMICAL PEEL MY WIFE DEMANDED TO HAVE. THOSE WOMEN AND THEIR GODDAMN FUCKING SKIN. 80 DOLLAR FUCKING FACE SHIT. SOMETIMES I PUT SOME OF THAT GODDAMN FUCKING CHEAP SHIT LOTION ON MY FACE AND PEOPLE TELL ME I DONT LOOK A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DAY OVER 60. FUCK THEM.
YEAH I FUCKING HEAR YA MON. THIS LADY FRIEND OF MIND WANTED A CHEMICAL PEEL, AND I WAS LIKE I COULD BY A GODDAM OZ. OF GANJA AND GOD KNOWS HOW MANY CASES OF STUPID FUCKING REDSTRIPE.