Ed Westwick Loves Vagina
Ed Westwick is sick of hobags saying he likes to play "Pin the Peen on the No-No" with his Gossip Girl gal pal Chace Crawford all day and all night. Ed doesn't like to lick the nutsack sweat off of Chace's taint. No. Ed loves vagina! If there was an all-you-can-eat pussy buffet, he would be there 24-hours a day. In fact, he loves the chocha so much that he kissed a girl in public! That must mean he's a slave to the snatch. Right?
Ed whined to Rolling Stone (via SS) about this fuckery, "It’s funny because I love this fucking dude dearly. I would die for this fucking dude. He's my brother. But, by God, we are so into our fucking women it's ridiculous. I made out with a girl in public. Maybe I need to have sex in public with a woman. That one's still on the list. Still haven't ticked that one off. Well, I have, but they haven't seen me. Not George Michael public."
Okay, he had me falling for his foolery until the George Michael part. That's not a bitch you bring up when you're trying to convince the world that you like the clit.
But then I looked at these pictures of Ed with his girlfriend (for pay) Jessica Szohr in Miami and maybe the dude is truth-telling. First of all, I don't know any homoanything who would take off their shirt in public when they have juicy puss-filled pimples on their chest. Second of all, that Heartbreak Hotel tattoo screams straight douchebag. Wait, unless he got it in honor of Whitney Houston and then....
That being said, I'd hit that shit and squeeze those chest pimples with my ass lips. And I bet his body jiggles when he wriggles. Hot.
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He'd be even hotter if he had another burger and a beer, I'm sure....or is that if *I* had another burger and a beer....?hmmm...
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THIS DUDE IS HOT HOT HOT. I can't even see what blemishes you're talking about. I see some moles here and there, put down the booze and get yourselves to an ophthalmologist.
He is icky...He has like zero muscle tone & his face is just plain homely. I dont think he is gay, he could be, but I bet he is bisexual. Is he so immature that he really thinks just because he kisses girls in public no one will think he is gay? Gay men have actually had sex with chicks before!!
I have so many mixed emotions right now. I don't know what to think!
He is too ugly to be gay
I found a great site _______Seekamillionai r e . C OM_________ """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.
I find it refreshing that a gay man can look ordinary as most men in general do... a tad overeight, not impeccably groomed or model handsome.
Now, his ridiculous claims to hetero status,
that's another matter.
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
I would not hit it with a bat
I would not hit it with a cat
I would not hit it, nosirree
He could not hit this puss for free
-Dr Seuss
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¿¡Por qué no te callas!?
also, he looks like he smells lol
forget the hair, i dont mind hair. this fool is just not attractive.
Elton John is a chubby gay. He's had some junk in the trunk for quite a while now. There's also bears. I don't care if he's gay or straight. Definitely not a fan of his.
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This is what he looks like on the show. (Yes, I watch it for the girls' clothes) Such a difference!
Dirty, fat and ugly.
Next!
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
@ Zoe
I have a friend who is gay and is chubby, to say the least and I just realized OMG..that his BF..is the headliner at the Tranny club..Now Jose has a great little handful of ass, on the other hand.....
Submitted by Zoe-in-Atlanta on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 9:23am.
He's too puffy and gross to be gay.
No self respecting gay man would let himself go to the point of this.
Oh, there are plenty of exceptions to the image of gay man as Rupert Everett or Hugh Jackman. Think of, say, Truman Capote.
"But, by God, we are so into our fucking women it's ridiculous. I made out with a girl in public. Maybe I need to have sex in public with a woman..."
...and you know the boobies?, LOVE'EM, touched sooo many and they're like this...er, how the feel, like um totally not manly and hairless sand bags, AWW YEAH!
This guy is the MOST disgusting man ever. Why oh why is he on television? He is seriously NOT hot in any way.
I wouldn't do him if he was the last man on earth! He is absolutely repulsive.
Chicks will do anyone to get noticed. Sad.
I get Chace Crawford, but I have no fucking clue why we're trying to claim this mess. Who finds a big hairy, zit covered gut sexy? Then there's the whole 'face' issue so I just don't get it.
his back grosses me out more than his chest.
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"He's too puffy and gross to be gay.
No self respecting gay man would let himself go to the point of this.
Only straight guys crush you with their Zima gut."
Zoey, have you forgotten about Perez? :)
Anyway. He's NASTY. Not the least bit sexy...
He has thick man hips potential.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 11:18am.
he looks icky and mushy to me.
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Isn't that the truth. Ashame to be so young and have such a terrible physique.
he looks icky and mushy to me.
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I wouldn't hit that with a baseball bat.
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I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
Like most fishlovers he is totally FUGLY!
He's too puffy and gross to be gay.
No self respecting gay man would let himself go to the point of this.
Only straight guys crush you with their Zima gut.
Again I have to add how bad those tattoos are. there im done.
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i concur! not hot! at least not to me.
Wow that guy has some bad tattoos.
I dont even know who this guy is...i gotta catch up on popular tv. ha
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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This dude is NOT hot. Okay, you'll just have to trust me on this one- * I * have more muscles than this tool, and that ain't sayin' a whole lot.
Where his manliness at? Not in those arms. Not in that gut. Nowhere!
The lady doth protest too much, that's for sho. SO in to fucking females. Ha! He just had to get that out there, right?
Geez, this guy is just really not at all what I consider hot. What is his appeal? I don't get it.
Good morning all whores and he-skanks.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 8:07am
LMAO! Thanks for my first laugh of the morning!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 8:04am.
Ugh! What a thing to wake up to.
That's what Chace said!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Ugh! What a thing to wake up to.
I love this topic. :)
Submitted by carefreea on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 7:13am.
I wouldn't hit that if he was the last bloke on earth, yuck.
I wouldn't hit it with Parisite's snatch.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I wouldn't hit that if he was the last bloke on earth, yuck.
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poor jade! :( i just read the news.
R.I.P. Jade
Who doesn't love vagina?
oh.
Submitted by hobbesdawn on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 5:45am.
Has anyone asked Vagina if it loves Ed Westwick?
My vagina can answer that. It shriveled up and started whimpering when I asked.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Has anyone asked Vagina if it loves Ed Westwick?
Jade Goody died this morning. Her poor kids.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Opening this page and seeing this douchbag over and over again... I'm quietly going insane. Michael, please make a another post. Cheers!
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sun, 03/22/2009 - 12:41am.
your avie is SO hot and I', SO drunk right now...
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Umm gross.. no decent strait guys go topless at the pool wearing jeans... unless they're from New Jersey and we don't go there.
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
He kind of reminds me of that socialite guy, with the big fat brother. The firecrotch dude.
Those pictures do not flatter Ed whatshisface at all.