Vivica's Hairline Found!
You can cancel the APB out for Vivica Fox's hairline, because that shit turned up the other night in Hollywood at a party for Shark City. It's true that bitch's hairline is looking a shaken up and horrified, but at least it's here now. That thing has probably seen some fucked up, nut-shrinking shit on its travel. It's also sweet that her weave is curling up to her hairline. It missed it.
Actually, change that APB. Put it out for Vivica's old Booty Call face instead, because it needs to come back. Vivica is seriously close to Lil' Kim territory and that's a scary thing. Hos should not look like felines. I feel the need to throw a ball of yarn at her ass. And if Vivica ever shows her face in Brooklyn, she better watch it, because Kenley Penley might hurl her ass at her new boyfriend.
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wasn't her hairline a blind item a few months ago?
I think she actually looks decent here...she isnt all over the top tacky here...Her face is looking quite tight, but other than that she looks much better than usual.
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it's not a weave, it's a lacefront wig. that's why her hairline is gone. the glue takes out her edges from abusing the product.
Whatever she did to her face is criminal. I hope she stops.
Her hairline is gone because she's been using some jacked up hairdresers who don't know how to put weave in the right way.
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if there is one woman I hate more than beyonce or jada pinkett it is vivica!!! she is one annoying bitch.
Her hairline is going to elope with Prince's Sharpied hairline.
I like Vivica...she won me back over in Kill Bill. She was kicking ass.
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whatever inorganic chemical) weaves are made of.
Um... hair? lol
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I still think she's pretty *ducks*
And I think she was funny on "Curb Your Enthusiasm".
But what is going to happen in a few years when she has NO HAIR LEFT?
That is scary.
Girrrrl, you need some glue on that lace!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 8:14pm.
Rather than a slip o the weave, that appears to be a wisp o (whatever inorganic chemical) weaves are made of, lying across a tenhead.
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Either way, the hairstylist goofed.
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Rather than a slip o the weave, that appears to be a wisp o (whatever inorganic chemical) weaves are made of, lying across a tenhead.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 8:01pm.
faces are NOT symmetrical.
eyes are different - shape and/or size.
ears are different heights... this is all normal.
feet are different sizes too.
if someones face was perfectly symmetrical i think we would find it disturbing, without knowing why.
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is that why her boobs are so wonky? :/
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faces are NOT symmetrical.
eyes are different - shape and/or size.
ears are different heights... this is all normal.
feet are different sizes too.
if someones face was perfectly symmetrical i think we would find it disturbing, without knowing why.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:47pm.
For most men, an "all natural woman" is one whose beauty treatments do not look odd.
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beauty treatment? what's that? when you take off your mascara BEFORE going to sleep?
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When you take off your mascara at least once a month.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:30pm.
Her nose is crooked.
Her right nostril is higher than the left one.
Bad brow lift?????
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check out her earrings...one is way higher than the other
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:47pm.
For most men, an "all natural woman" is one whose beauty treatments do not look odd.
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beauty treatment? what's that? when you take off your mascara BEFORE going to sleep?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Joya on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:28pm.
Men only THINK they want an "all natural woman," whatever that means. It's bullshit. They just don't know how much work we put into our look.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Joya on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:28pm.
Men only THINK they want an "all natural woman," whatever that means. It's bullshit. They just don't know how much work we put into our look.
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For most men, an "all natural woman" is one whose beauty treatments do not look odd.
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Submitted by Joya on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:28pm.
Men only THINK they want an "all natural woman," whatever that means. It's bullshit. They just don't know how much work we put into our look.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
TITS, they can be glued in, sewn in, or fused directly to the natural shaft. Fusion is the most painstaking and expensive, costing upwards of $2,000. Most black women I know do the sew-in, which lasts about a month. Glue ins are good for a night out. Personally, I don't like the way the glue feels, but we already deal with so much other discomfort and/or pain from other beauty treatments, it's just another thing on the list to deal with along with the 4 inch pumps, the eyebrow and bikini wax or whatever else I happen to have going on.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Her nose is crooked.
Her right nostril is higher than the left one.
Bad brow lift?????
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Some people I really would rather not see with a 'fro, including myself. The natural hairdos look really nice on some black women. Lauryn Hill, for example, I've always loved her dreads. But that shit just don't look right on me. There's nothing wrong with a weave if it looks natural and tasteful (ahem Beyonce!). Sanaa Lathan and Gabrielle Union usually have beautiful extensions:
http://evasitoe.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/sanaa-lathan-2006-clive-davi...
http://johnjohnsaidit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/dwayne-wade-and-gab...
So, I don't understand what Auntie Viv's problem is here...
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I'm with ya Charlie. I'm totally down with the 'fro. Be natural, bitches!
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Ummm... I dont think any group of 'bitches' rock completely natural looks, be it coloured contacts, fake tans, highlights, plastic surgery, to I dont know old lady curly perms. People do what they like with their look.
I'm thinking wigs and weaves are two different things altogether.
God I'm so glad & thankful I have my own hair. That is all.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:07pm.
Question about hair weaves. They're glued on right? I don't imagine they're glued on hair by hair - so how do people brush or comb with out it getting snagged?
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I believe that some weaves are glued directly on the scalp and can be brushed, combed, and styled.
Other weaves, like BritBrits, are twisted and tied to the existing hair and cannot be brushed, combed, or styled.
I'm guessing.
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anybody seen that chris rock doc about weaves? it pretty much explains everything.
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 7:00pm.
I loved her in that too! And in Kill Bill.
Question about hair weaves. They're glued on right? I don't imagine they're glued on hair by hair - so how do people brush or comb with out it getting snagged?
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I think she looks great, and, at least, she knows how to sit properly in a car.
This bitch is so overrated in the looks department but she was so hysterical in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 6:57pm.
The mini-combover can't cover the 8½ head, though.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 6:43pm.
Viv needs to shoot her weavologist. That hairline aint never coming back.
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HAHAHA i knew someone would take it there. BTW she is sporting a mini comb-over.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 6:49pm.
IF I WERE SOME BLACK BITCH I WOULD BE TOTALLY FUCKING ROCKING THE SHORT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FRO WITH ALL THE AFRICAN CLOTHES AND JEWERLY. THATS A TOTALLY COOL AS HELL FUCKING LOOK.
I'm with ya Charlie. I'm totally down with the 'fro. Be natural, bitches!
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 6:43pm.
Viv needs to shoot her weavologist. That hairline aint never coming back.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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IF I WERE SOME BLACK BITCH I WOULD BE TOTALLY FUCKING ROCKING THE SHORT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FRO WITH ALL THE AFRICAN CLOTHES AND JEWERLY. THATS A TOTALLY COOL AS HELL FUCKING LOOK.
Somehow, 50 Cent really is to blame for all this.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Ummm...I think her hair line died a slow painful death sometime ago it was waaaaaaaaay further back than that.. Looks like a lace-front wig to me.
Viv needs to shoot her weavologist. That hairline aint never coming back.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
this is the best she has looked in a long time. Less makeup, gaudy jewlry, weave, the better.
she's still a tacky fur wearing ghetto ho, but she looks great (here) for 50 something.
i dunno if viv's hairline is found...looks more like she didn't glue her shit down tight enough...a good gust of wind might blow that yaki piece far away....
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 6:20pm.
reason #1 for DO NOT wear tight weaves...you get an eight head!
Whaaawhaaawhaaa, you mean that's not all her own hair?!?!?
reason #1 for DO NOT wear tight weaves...you get an eight head!
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Her psychic friends must have shown her where her hairline was hiding.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 03/21/2009 - 5:42pm.
Might be time to drop "Fox" as her last name.
How about Vivica Jackal? She could faux-Gallicize the pronunciation, and it could Jackàl.
Is that a wig slip? It looks like that shit's trying to make a run for it.
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