Friday, March 20th 2009
Click. Flash. Wow. Trash. Coke. Caca. FAIL.
Saturday Night Live can easily air this commercial for Fornarina starring Blohan AS IS. They don't need to add anything else for more laughs. It's all there. If a junior college film major tried to make an avante-garde video homage to JEM! and failed in a massive way, this is what it would look like.
For the rest of the day, I'm going to walk around, point at random things and say shit like, "Smash. Crash. Glam. Pink."
And here's some pictures of the Crack. Head. Crazy. Ho. looking like she needs an IV drip and some Jello while leaving a medical clinic in Beverly Hills the other day.
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I know who killed what's left of your pathetic career! The Brain Trust of Oscar G and Sam (next gig cruise ships). You think it is going to leak how you give a little head is this town to get work, some pics perhaps? Sad thing is you are such a joke to ev
This is going to make me sound retarted, but I can hardly get past pronouncing Forn-a-rina, let alone get through the lame-ass commercial. How is that supposed to sell clothes?
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When/where/why....was this hot ass mess made?
She doesn't have enough money to have cinematic ass like this BLOCKED forever?!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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That is a rip off of Heather Graham's character in that Austin Powers movie...gag.
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I...don't...get...it...! I feel like I'm in Russia watching commercials. I don't understand a word they're saying and I keep looking at the commercial for clues, but there are none. Is this for her new tan creme?
Damn. Homegirl needs to eat somthing! She is scrawny as hell. And WTF is this supposed to be? A commercial or something? WTF?
That was actually worse than I thought it would be.
Your description of it was pretty much fucking spot-on. The commercial doesn't even make her look good--the wig sucks and every angle only makes her look even more stick-like.
"Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:00pm.
LOL! That's funny. I skimmed first - as usual. I thought you'd writ that Fornarina was playing LiLo on SNL."
Ditto. wtf is a Fornarnia. that got something to do with the witch and the wardrobe? is Lilo the new witch of fuggery?
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what the hell is that? Formica? Like the shitty kitchen counters? OMG how low can this skank sink?
Must have been tough to remember her lines!
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Wait.....a minute....this is a real commercial? I glanced at this post earlier today since I only had a minute and watched a little bit of the commercial. All I read in MK's post was "Saturday Night Live" and assumed it WAS an SNL spoof commercial. But..it's not...WOW.
What the hell is she selling?
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I don't know what that shit is, Farina, or formalin, or whatever, but I will not buy it, and if I see someone buy it, I will walk right up to them and punch them in the stomach, no warning. Who in hell would think that skeezer Linseed is suitable to represent anything other than a third-rate whorehouse. What the fuck is wrong with some people?
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:37pm.
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This ho is workin overtime to bring back the Crystal Gayle look. And don't it make my brown eyes blue.
Actually, it makes my green eyes hurt.
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 4:37pm.
What the fuck was that?
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What. The. Fuck. Burp.
Holy Anorexic Barbie, that was bad.
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What the fuck was that?
♪With her high heel against the wall
♫Kind of dancing, though not at all
♪She had stockings running up to her thighs
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lolz..this cannot be real, WTF!!!
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Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 3:22pm.
She kinda looks decent in those pictures there and drinks the same water as I do, wow do I feel special :)
Oh you are really special if you think that's water in that bottle.
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Argh, for some reason I can't stop watching it! It's like it's a fake really bad advert from a comedy film. That bit where the camera comes down on her and she's lying down in that HIDEOUS outfit doing a weird embarrassed smile is so funny. (obviously all the outfits are hideous)
Fornawhaaaa?
Seriously...that wasn't real. Some mind trick. I think I smoked too much. ah.
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That was fucking horrible to a fault. Actually it was quite amusing. A SNL sketch IS needed.
My how the mighty have fallen.
She kinda looks decent in those pictures there and drinks the same water as I do, wow do I feel special :)
she really partied her gorgeous looks away. she knows her career is OVER and she's been taking in any "work" she can get. remember when she was hocking that Ariva anti-smoking shit? what a waste of tits.
What the deuce? Isn't she like a "singer"? She has no rhythm at all, It reminds me of one of those videos you can make at the mall, you know you stand in front of a green screen and can make a music video. What a celebutard!
Ha ha, it sounds a bit like she's saying "gonorrhea", this is utterly humiliating, I can't believe she's done this...
She's built like an ironing board. Sex with her must be like humping a bag of coat hangers.
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
I just Googled Fornarina, Yuck, That cheap clothing store, Pretty Girl, has better stuff and that's not saying much. Poor Lindsay. BTW when did she make this commercial, wasn't she still straight the last time she was in Italy?? Just Askin!!
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by theblacktights on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:42pm.
but wait - i thought sam was keeping hohan OFF of los drugas?
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OMFG, this is the funniest shit I've seen in a LONG time. LMFAO!!!! Oh how the mighty have fallen. And is it just me or does Blohan's posture suck? WTH ho? straighten up them shoulders and upper back.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:28pm.
I think it's a mixture of bemusement and embarrassment at the fact that at random moments she realizes that she's the dumbass known as Lindsay Lohan.
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GAH! >snort<
Thanks MB
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Clarketron, don't knock Big Lots! Lol. That was the only place I could get Mother's brand cookies after they got bought out by Kelloggs.
I got soooo burnt out on cookies.
My daughter also thought this was Hannah Montana-which isn't a compliment because my daughter cannot stand her. Nothing makes me happier than for my little girl to not follow the herd!
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but wait - i thought sam was keeping hohan OFF of los drugas?
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I never thought I'd say this but after watching this I think only Ali has the talent in that family.
I saw this video on *that other website* this morning. Her career is DONE. Who would've thought a person could fuck up a commercial so badly?
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What's the product? Those ugly clothes?
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Is that a commercial or brand that's popular in asia?
or it seems like some bargain brand jean that would be sold at big lots or kmart.
That's a sure way to make sure your brand isn't high end. so cheap
Submitted by Kp on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:28pm.
Since when did looking like a POW become fashionable and sexy??
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Um...on and off since the sixties....?
We really should have gotten that under control by now.
Really - its the same as foot-binding or neck/lobe-stretching and other forms of female subduing. We're feisty when we're well-fed, dontcha know?
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Damn, I googled this Fornarina shit thinking this WAS truly going to turn out to be some prank pulled on all of us by SNL or maybe Ashton Kutcher. Shockingly this is in fact a real brand. I didn't trust their janky website (which also looks like a joke), so here's a little blurb about this shit from Zappos http://www.zappos.com/n/br/b/550/Fornarina.html.
I guess they are known for their tounge in cheeks humor which explains why they chose someone with a joke of a career as their new face.
my 6 year old swears lohan in this video is hannah montana, "but she is really skinny mommy!"
OMG, this reminds me of old SNL:
"Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. Touch my monkey - love him!!"
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Ugh! Why the fuck is she always doing that THING with her MOUTH??? She is ridiculous.
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I think it's a mixture of bemusement and embarrassment at the fact that at random moments she realizes that she's the dumbass known as Lindsay Lohan.
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Since when did looking like a POW become fashionable and sexy?? Hollywood is so sick!
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