Friday, March 20th 2009
Vanessa Hudgens Has To Pump It Herself
There's no way Zac Efron is going to fuck with the pretty (or his manicure) by pumping gas. Zac is way too fragile and pristine for that business, so he forced his main homegirl Vanessa Hudgens to get her ass out of the car to fill up her own hole. Something tells me she's used to sticking foreign objects into a gassy hole. And Zac just smiles.
Zac should try it sometime. Pumping gas that is. When I lived in L.A., one of my favorite things to do was to stick it in, stand back and just inhale the fumes.... This is explains why I only have half a brain cell that you have to hit to get working.
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Looks like a female impersonator.
Or is it really Vanessa?
Mmmm petrol. They should bottle that smell and sell it.
Efron's an ass. He's supposed to get out and pump. Geez no sense of chivalry, but then again what would you expect from that queen.
Can't these ho's spring for full serve? Cheap!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
she's pretty but her girlfriend is prettier.
..pump some air into those tittays as well while ur at it...
Why do we look at celebrities pumping gas...?
O wait - it's cuz they're stuck there when they do that.
Charming.
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look how beat up her front bumper is. Bitch cant even drive.
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Anybody get turned on by the interior aroma of cars manufactured in the 50's & 60's.They should bottle that shit!
Wow, here's another one with really really short arms. Does being a Hollywood ho like automatically shorten your arms or something? Is it the price for fame - a couple inches (or ten)?
Reeeaaarrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhh!
>brontosaurus shriek<
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 1:02pm.
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Oh hell yeah.Two things from mimeograph: The smell denatured alcohol in the plastic reservoir tank & the smell of carbon paper just rings pleasantly with me.I always get a flashback when some club promoter hands out the little 4x6 cards promoting his/her event.I won't even read the card.I just sniff it for a coupla' blocks & frisbee it to the ground for the weekend work release crew to pick up.(my bad) I can't remember the exact bottle-but I remember smelling a hint of it in one of the Tom Ford fragrances.I'm not much of a cologne guy...but I almost impulse bought upon catching that note.
This would only be rude if Zac was actually a dude. Yeah, yeah, dude looks like a lady..
It looks like Urban Outfitters took a major turd all over her.
Her music video-and the music videos of all those Disney brats & douchey euro-technopop groups run on continuous loop at my gym.It has forced me to become the I-pod wearing shut-out that I always found so anti-social."Talent" aside...I'd give her cute little spinner ass a good thumpin'.I can say that now...right? 'Aint she street legal?
Submitted by MJF on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 11:24am.
Anyone here old enough to know what dittos are? Remember the wonderfully intoxicating smell of a ditto fresh off the ditto machine (mimeograph - or something like that)? Aaaaahhhhh....pure, head-swelling bliss.
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Well and fondly do I remember dittos from school. In one of my first jobs, I actually RAN the mimeograph machine. Oh yes, PRE-XEROX times! I absolutely adored the smell of that thing. I volunteered to run dittos all day long...
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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:00pm.
Remember the good old days where the celebrities were actually adults? People who had talent?
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Frankly, no. Not in my lifetime.
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looking like she needs an IV drip and some Jello --MK
When I was little, I used to LOVE the smell of gasoline. Now it makes me nauseous.
OT: Where are her boobies?
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
This girl has no talent whatsoever. Please remind me why she is relevant again. Actually don't.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
snowy- Glue: it really sticks to yer ribs!
no tits
"I wish I could just drive around aimlessly all day long, gas up my Audi without worry that my ATM will be rejected. Have fantastic hair and skin and go get 042q09582-985 facials and waxing and tanning and pop over to the gymn and get a 1hr long personal trainer work out, then hop back in me Audi and go to Rodeo Dr. and go shopping.
I'm so jealous."
No need to be jealous, trust me, it gets old and boring really fast.
Submitted by NoAnjl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 11:58am.
BBL!
BBL ( better be lover )
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"rubber cement from art class" ....back in my day, that stuff was highly toxic and smelled even better than gas....miss that stuff.
Remember the good old days where the celebrities were actually adults? People who had talent?
I can't even tell you how much I hate that fucking twat. She can't act worth a shit, she sucks at singing. I don't think she's that cute either. And her sweet as pie routine doesn't fly when she's sending naked photos of her overgrown bush to whoever the fuck will get her a career.
And I don't think her boyfriend is hot either. I've seen better. He's got a funky voice and has had plastic surgery to make himself pretty. Fuck that mother fucker.
BBL!
1992 just called, they want their denims back. Why has she got a stonking Audi, non deservier, le tarte.
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what a gentleman he is.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
<"into a gassy hole. And Zac just smiles">
He's one of those people (like the Queen) I picture as having two plastic seams that come together and maybe a little pin-point opening that after a bath you can squeeze their tummy and soapy water comes out.
Migraine - I were kidding. I am not jealous of these twinks lives. At least my chaotic life has meaning and fullfillment!!!!
These kids wouldn't know what to do working a real job for one damned day!
P.S. The BH made it to Havasu by 7pm last night!!! over 500 miles in under 12 hours! SPEEDER!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 11:44am.
NOANJL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥
Why do kids sniff everything?
My youngest won't even eat anything till he sniffs it.
Weirdo!
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They all do that shit. PP has to inspect her food too.
Hunnybunny, you know I lurves you, but the blowing head off thing isn't not funnah.
Thanks NoAnjl
His name is Tank he is only 7 months old haha
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 11:42am.
I wish I could just drive around aimlessly all day long, gas up my Audi without worry that my ATM will be rejected. Have fantastic hair and skin and go get 042q09582-985 facials and waxing and tanning and pop over to the gymn and get a 1hr long personal trainer work out, then hop back in me Audi and go to Rodeo Dr. and go shopping.
I'm so jealous.
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Now that you point that out........
*jumps in front of Semi-truck*
oh yeah, I still remember my Elmers glue eating classmate, his name was Lorne. ewww I can still remember how he looked too, LOL
Glue Breath..
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Whenever I see pictures of this Vanessa creature (which is only on D-Listed, thankyouverymuch) I get a very strong "twink" vibe. I think both she/he and that pathetic Zac thing are both hermaphrodite twinks.
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NOANJL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥
Why do kids sniff everything?
My youngest won't even eat anything till he sniffs it.
Weirdo!
I wish I could just drive around aimlessly all day long, gas up my Audi without worry that my ATM will be rejected. Have fantastic hair and skin and go get 042q09582-985 facials and waxing and tanning and pop over to the gymn and get a 1hr long personal trainer work out, then hop back in me Audi and go to Rodeo Dr. and go shopping.
I'm so jealous.
*blows head off*
Yay! I'm not a weirdo! ok, yeah I am.
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Submitted by Rishkin: I used to rub Elmers glue on my hands just to peel it off"
Me too!
And I used to make a little pool of it in the pencil groove in my desk and sprinkle little crayon shavings in it. When it dried (sort of) clear, it would have pretty colors in it, too!
*remembering fondly* Elmer's Glue used to smell ALMOST as good as the rubber cement from art class. There was a kid who used to sit in front of me who would do what you guys are talking about with the Elmer's Glue - only he'd eat the rolled up glue after he peeled it off his hands. *gag*
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Submitted by MJF on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 11:38am.
LOL, I think we are about the same age, which of course I will not divulge. ;)
hi M.E.!
Riskkin - cute pup!
I'm jellis of their car. I wish I could cruise around town, doing nothing, in an Audi S4 convertible.
Meanwhile, I'm at work sitting in a cubicle.
*sigh*
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Submitted by MJF: "Anyone here old enough to know what dittos are? Remember the wonderfully intoxicating smell of a ditto fresh off the ditto machine (mimeograph - or something like that)? Aaaaahhhhh....pure, head-swelling bliss."
Mmmmm! I remember! That purpley ink?
Speaking of technology improvements over my lifetime...
Why are kids still hauling around huge backpacks and bookbags on wheels? They have so many books to carry and the news does a story on how heavy backpacks are hurting children.
Can't they get their textbooks on CD-Roms? Think of how many trees we could save! I know that not all kids can afford laptops, but they're cheaper than XBox and Wii and shit.
Rishkin me too!
LOL M.E.!
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
@Rishkin: me three!
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NoAnj...How old ARE you? I'll bet you're one of those whippersnappers who have actually seen the High School Musical movies and can hear the "Mosquito" tone, aren't you? LOL!
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Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 11:37am.
I used to rub Elmers glue on my hands just to peel it off..weirdo I know.
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I used to do that too.
Shocked when Crazy Glue didn't do the same.
I used to rub Elmers glue on my hands just to peel it off..weirdo I know.
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Submitted by MJF on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 11:33am.
Oh, okay, I'm just too young to know about them. Ahem. ;)
Mmmmmmmm....dittos.....
Love that scene in 'Fast Times' where the class all smell the fresh dittos as they're being handed out.
Used to love the smell of my brother's model glue too....which probably explains why I am the way I am today. ;)
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- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
ISMU, are we feeling a little Rathboned today? Very cute pic of Mr. Jackson, if you're nasty.
I bet he wouldn't dare let a girl pump gas for him. He is a true Southern gentleman.
These kids have no hometraining. Isn't that part of the perk of having a man - so you don't have to do things like pump gas and mow the lawn? ____________________________________________
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