Kenley Collins Is So Generous
Kenley Collins, the pussy thrower of Williamsburg, has moved out of the Brooklyn apartment she shared with her fiance (now ex) Zac Penley after she was arrested for attacking him with a pussy and fruit. Kenley told The New York Post yesterday that she broke up with Zac, because she wants to stay in New York and he wants to travel. The loon forgot to mention that he wants to travel far, far, far away, change his name, get a sex change and pray that Kenley never finds him again.
The almost Mrs. Kenley Penley went on to say that she's going to let Zac keep the cat she threw at him! The cat that belongs to him! Not only is she crazier than a full season of Intervention, but she's also so fucking generous. Oh, Kenley, stick your head in a toilet and keep flushing until all the crazy pours out of your ear holes.
Kenley added, "The girl cat Sandra is mine and the boy cat Arlo (above) is his." Arlo might have been thrown across the room, but it sounds like he got off easy, because he doesn't have to live with Kenley. Sandra is fucked. Sandra better learn how to use a phone, so she can call in anonymous tips to the fucking ASPCA. I mean, having to listen to Kenley's screechy voice that can kill a morning has to be some sort of pussy abuse.
Kenley was charged with being a fucking psycho, throwing a pussy and abusing produce. Kenley could get 7 years in the clink if convicted.
humans are fucked you cant throw a kitty kat but u can legally torture animals using factory farming
What in the world, when people start trying to beat on other folk with living creatures such as cats and babies? I can't even imagine throwing my kitty at someone. Shit if I really want them to suffer I would just lock them in a room with no food. My cat will meow them to death or eat them in their sleep. Done deal.
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I will (starting tonite) light candles every single night in hopes that this sick whore gets the maximum term of 7 years. Please god if you do anything for me in 2009, please let this be one of the things.
If she gets time, she won't last long in jail with her attitude. I don't believe the fine ladies there will appreciate her screechy bitch fests.
All I could do yesterday was laugh when I thought about her beating him with a cat but then I felt bad for the abused cat, but then I started laughing again. This lasted for a good two hours. Classic.
BTW Kenley Penley?? Seriously? LMAO
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is this what she did to him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvhkNAUVg_Y&feature=related
fast forward to 0:27
Damn, where are the project runway cameras when you need them?...this fight should have been filmed for posterity.
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Kevin is a good name for a cat. Anyone?
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looking like she needs an IV drip and some Jello --MK
Kill her, Kitteh, just KILL her to save yourself! A little tripping her on the stairs should do the trick...and make sure she is buried in one of her hideous dresses.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
He looks just like my cat, Murray.
I couldn't stand her on Project Runway. Her look and her clothes weren't original. I'm glad she didn't win. I hope that they do give her 7 years in the clink...for being a cunt.
Arlo looks absolutely adorable...Poor little guy. Imagine Kenley in jail!! Hahaha! Now, that would be funny. She would die not being able to wear a retro dress with a belt or any of her feather head bands & crap.
I went to school with a guy named Rick Crotchfelt... Not Dick, which would have been better, but everyone called him that anyway.
Still, that's not as good as Kenley Penley. No wonder she hurled a cat at him.
I loved this bitch on the show. Hearing her talk back to Tim, the judges, and the other contestants was the highlight of the season. The fact that she's a psycho only makes it better. I heart Kenley! She deserved to be 2nd, not 3rd.
(Well, I am less than pleased about the whole cat-throwing thing, but am choosing to believe she just chucked it lightly at the dude so it would scratch him. My brother used to do that shit to me all the time, and it really wasn't abusing the animal, even if it was quite the dick move.)
Kenley Penley!
Ha!
That's up there with Hugh Hughes and Dick Payne (real names of real people I have known).
Aww Arlo is adorable and looks like a sweet kitteh. Poor thing.
No real 40's or 50's Pin Up Girl would have acted like that..
what a poseur!
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P.S. I Sprained, your baby is absolutely beautiful, congrats! (Sorry it's so late)
ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 10:42am.
Hahaha, yeah I understand. However, if there was no pussy talk to begin with, Tug wouldn't be here. :P
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 10:42am.
Darling baby, and I don't say that often!
ISMU: Hahahaha! Mine either. He WANTS the pussy thrown a him.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 10:38am.
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I lurve him but I feel guilty talking about pussy when a picture of my kid is hanging up there to represent. I might have to change it.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 10:34am.
Funny, my husband never presses charges when I throw pussy at him.
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Hahahaha!
Tug is soooo adorable. ♥
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The sex must have been epic for them to stay together.
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Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 10:26am.
Kenely Penley..reminds me of
Julia Gulia from The Wedding Singer.
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LMAO!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Funny, my husband never presses charges when I throw pussy at him.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Kenely Penley..reminds me of
Julia Gulia from The Wedding Singer.
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She was such a CUNT (thanks AM) on Project Runway and am glad she lost. She didnt rep NYC correctly. Fuck that puta!
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 10:14am.
Her name was going to be Kenley Penley? Dear Lord...
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I bet that's the only reason she got engaged to him.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
The clothes she made were fugly. I don't even know how she made it as far as she did.
Her name was going to be Kenley Penley? Dear Lord...
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
She's a C.U.N.T. (Can't Understand Normal Thinking). I'm so glad she lost. She was so disrespectful to Tim Gunn.
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She shouldn't get custody of Sandra!! FREE SANDRA!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
"That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a cat? Honestly!"
(For some reason Austin Powers ran through my head when I read this.)
I hope she has a run-in with this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOrTHCB6Sv4
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
That cat looks evuhl. Cweeepy!
I hated this Bitch back then when she was on PR and I hate her now
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
produce abuse!
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
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