I Know What You Did Last Summer: You Made This Shitty Piece Of Shit!
The cast for the remake of Sorority Row looks like it was compiled in a bathroom stall at Les Deux. I mean, it stars Ceiling Eyes from The Hills, Tater Head, Jamie from The Real World: San Diego, some skank whose greatest credit is being "detention girl" in 90210 and a bunch of other whores. Obviously, they all worked for drink tickets, a half-used box of Trojans and a promise that their 15-seconds will be extended to 18. And tell me why oh why Carrie Fisher is in this dirty tampon of a movie?! Carrie, if you need some quick cash, work the streets or sell crack. It's more respectable than working with these whorey cardboard cutouts.
And of course, Ceiling Eyes plays the dead girl. The bitch probably can't even play a corpse convincingly. Her ceiling eyes got her role, obviously.
While watching this trailer, these were my thoughts: That's not foam, it's jizz backing up! Why did he kill her if she was already dead? A tire iron can do that? Graduation gowns have hoods? Why am I doing this to myself? Is this real life?
SPOILER ALERT: Tater Head's chin is the killer!
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Audrina in a feature film?!?!
Ok this is the crap I just wrote about in the other thing. The asian girl got her start on the real world! Her name is Jamie Chung
This looks like an utter and total piece of crap. That said, I can't wait to see it.
The original is better!
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can't believe i'm revealing that i know this, but the robes aren't graduation gowns, they're part of greek life...frats or sorors. sweet. i mean, c'mon, that's freaky in and of itself.
and i think the dude had some rage and just wanted to stab his dead, ceiling-eyed gf. ummm tell us how you really feel....
looks like a piece of shit, but i'll still redbox it on a free monday night when it's on video.
I kinda want to see it. Granted it has some bad actors, but isn't that the objective for "B" movies?
I won't see it in the theatre but it's for sure going in the que :)
i love it the way taterhead is treated like a special needs kid in movies...they always have her chin partially covered bahaha
This movie looks fun and awesome cant wait.
And dont worry audrina get kill off first.
Who uses a tire iron to dismember a body? I always use a butcher knife. This movie is so unrealistic.
Yes, he was attempting to start dismembering the body with the tire iron (why not an ax or something?) like the girls suggested...This movie looks like utter crap like most of the recent movies with this age group in mind...They must think all they do is brainlessly watch The Hills & MTV while they get drunk & play ridiculous practical tricks on each other...They would have to to be able to relate to this nonsense...I am all for brainless TV, but when I fork over the $10 for a movie I want to be seriously entertained not visually assaulted by TaterHead.
What in fuckity fuck is this shit?
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Someone at USC Film School will do a thesis on the symbolism of the tire iron in "Sorority Row." Then go on to make silly millions in the industry.
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I hate to admit it but this looks like fun (and I've never the '83 original).
Jamie from RW was cool as hell. *adding to queue*
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I'm a middle aged man and I can't believe I'm saying this but it looks pretty damn good!
I would go see it and I hate all this teen movies
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I cannot wait to watch this festering turd of a movie.
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I can't believe I'm going to put any effort into this but here I go anyway (meaning the movie is so bad), lol....I thought I heard the girls say "let's get rocks to cover her up" and then he stabs her because she wasn't dead. LOL, whatever the reasoning the "writers" give the characters, it's still lame. :D
angry_secretary I thnk that's it, so stupid, LOL
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what I got from it was that they decided to dismember the body, and the girls were still going along with the joke on this guy, and were probably going to reveal that she wasn't really dead before things went too far...
but then he decided to be the first one to start dismembering the body...by stabbing it with a tire iron. makes a lot of sense.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
The guy kills the girl with the tire iron because she suddenly wasn't dead anymore? Bwahahaha, how fucking stupid! Shouldn't he be happy she wasn't dead like he thought? God, the movies can really suck these days.
at least they got the proper use of your/you're down. that really impressed me.
and hooded graduation gowns? ok.
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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...
This was filmed in Pittsburgh, HAHA. The quarry scene is from Colliers Stone Quarry, and they graduate in front of Soliders and Sailors. "Sorority Row" was built in Homstead by the library. I saw them filming when I went to a Hold Steady concert there last fall.
Submitted by MJF on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:10am.
Carrie Fisher is WAAAAAAYYYY better than this shit! What was she thinking?
Maybe this is some part of her 12 step programme and she owed someone involved big time. Fucking tater head. If I was a young actress I would be after her with a tire iron. Questions. Why hit someone who is dead- I've has to watch this with the sound off (working allegedly)but is she smiling and dead? Why hit a dead person, why?
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Again, I'm going to say this: Someone who actually is a good actress dies way too young-and fuckery like this is allowed to be filmed. Totally unfucking fair!
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Is this real life?
why is this happening to me? Is this going to be forever....
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Comehere, charlie you can sit on my lap/face.
Tater makes me want to puke. You gotta wonder what real actors think of this shit, people phillp seymour hoffman, kevin spacey, etc.
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Ok, this movie was shit until the very end when I saw my beloved Carrie Fisher.
Princess Fucking Leia is in this movie, I'm going!
I kind of want to know who the hooded guy is.
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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:24am.
How the heck does Tater head get work? Does Bruce threaten to beat up people if she is not hired?
He probably funded this hunk of shit himself.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I'm glad I can't watch this right now. Tater Head makes me want to punch things.
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How the heck does Tater head get work? Does Bruce threaten to beat up people if she is not hired?
Is this going to be the new age of cinema? Reality show people are going to be our movie stars? HOw depressing.
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Leave Charlie alone, bitches. Males are an endangered species on dlisted as it is.
Hopefully the killings won't stop with just one shitty remake.
b) where the hell do they still have wells like that? I don't know that I've ever seen one.
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Now I see why weapons grade uranium was invented.
This shit looks dumb AND stupid.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I actually really liked Jamie when she was on The Real World. I often wondered why she was on there - too normal. Now I see why.
Tater is embarrassing to look at. & Ceiling Eyes as the dead girl is hilarious.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 8:11am.
MIKE THEY WERE PICKING ON ME ALL MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT LAST NIGHT. TELLING ME I LOOKED LIKE A LOAD OF SHIT AND ACCUSING ME OF KILLING SOME BITCHES. PLEASE DO SOMETHING TO STOP THIS.
LOL all of your questions are awesome and hilarious! Where am I? lol
I thought the same thing about the tire iron
MK.
Is this real life?...hahahahaha!
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a) taterhead notwithstanding, it's rare (in "real life") to see such a concentration of good-looking girls in a sorority.
b) where the hell do they still have wells like that? I don't know that I've ever seen one.
Carrie Fisher is WAAAAAAYYYY better than this shit! What was she thinking? Loved her last book, by the way. Even though it wasn't fiction, like her others.
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