Thursday, March 19th 2009
Russell Brand Has Skills
Russell Brand washed up to shore in Sydney, Australia yesterday and quickly zeroed in on a chick who was waiting for the ferry. Blohan's style twin slithered on over to the girl, turned on the sex and had his tongue down her throat in less in just a few minutes! Just like that, the girl had a case of the throat maggots. And you can't knock them out with q-tips dipped in rubbing alcohol! After he infected the poor bitch, Russell got on a boat and stripped down to his panties. A few second later, hundreds of storks drowned their asses in the ocean to stop the horrific image from replaying in their brains.
That being said, I'd hit it. Hey, at least he doesn't have skidmarks...that we can see.
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he's fucking funny, but if i were her, i would gargle with holy water afterwards. swapping tongues with Russel Brand should be one of the deadly sins.
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Rodrigo is a sexy name
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I signed on to say that these pictures made me gag. I think he's a pretty funny guy, but if I had been that girl, I think my lips would have punched me in the throat to keep me from kissing that dude. He looks like he has rotten dick cheese. Just sayin.
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"I never thought 4 simple words across a dumb whore's tits could inspire such elaborate arguments!" -Jeffro11
He paid this chick. And stripping down to his skivvies?
Uh huh, paid photo opp.
Blech.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
Captain Jack Sparra' strikes again!
I only recently paid attention to Russell and damnit I never realised what a funny guy he actually is. And intelligent.
He's quite laid back and down to earth. He's definitely got 'the mojo', the guy oozes charisma (and he knows it). I'd definitely hit it.
mayo and toast
I just so happen to be reading Brand's new memoir, "My Booky Wook..." and I have to say I love it.
Russell Brand is sexy, with a capital SEX!
No coins, please.
So, so disgusting. I'll admit that sometimes he can be funny, but dude, please -- keep it covered! That is something no one wants to see, no matter how much you think they do. Bleah.
Imagine the knots of rat hair on the kid he would have with Winehouse.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Thu, 03/19/2009 -
This dude is so gross. It looks like a ghoul is trying to suck out her soul or something.
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Correct. Like the salt-sucker creature from the vintage Star Trek series. Ugh.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
If only her were half as sexy or talented as he thinks he is, he'd be a hot package. (If he shaved and cut the hair too)
Is he wearing leggings from the Lindsay Lohan collection?
The way he's holding her head is fucking hot. I need some of that kind of lovin.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
I lust him..I would tap that multiple times.. with the lights on.Yum!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This dude is so gross. It looks like a ghoul is trying to suck out her soul or something.
He looks like he absolutely reeks. Right up there with Vincent Gallo for king of the he-skanks.
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He needs a fucking dobie/brillo pad and a gallon of bleach, this bitch skeevys me out, he's always so damn dirty, the male version of Amy.
What kind of GD outfit is Russell wearing in thumbnail pic #12? That's some straight up cross-dressing.
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You don't win friends with salad.
Something about hims screams to me "I bathe when the stench is intolerable"...he gives me the creeps.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
yeah, i'd do him. he is a recovering heroin and crack addict which he freely admits..kudos to him for being honest. now hes a sex addict. something about his personality makes me know i would do him. same with eddie izzard. would love some cross dressing fun with him!
Russell Brand? I'd do sexy times with him in a heartbeat.
Eww, is he wearing satin stretchy pants? Nasty
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by LongIslandLolita on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:03pm.
Say what you will.. but a man that knows how to hold a womans head when he kisses her definitely ups his sexiness factor!
~~~~ HELLS YEAH! That shit be lookin HAWT.
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EXACTLY.
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LOL @ devilg..I understood what you meant lol
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 5:28pm.
Isn't he the dude with the ginormous sagging nutsack?
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That's Cisco Adler. And I can't believe I cared enough to set the record straight.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 6:07pm.
That will work for me AND Lindsay Lohan!
(not her blowing me or vice versa, just the name)
He looks like that guy 'Zero' who supposedly did a Russian Roulette in front of the Manson girls.
@ devilg
How about Blow Me Spice?
hacked!
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
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Isn't he the dude with the ginormous sagging nutsack?
He turns me on. I don't know why :(
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
looks like a modern day sandy and danny zuko
Submitted by gia on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 5:16pm.
I do have an issue with the ruched leggings though.
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Bwahaha! I missed those the first glance.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
I dont know much about his personality...he seems like the type of guy whose attraction would depend on that...he isnt so gross that he couldnt be appealing if his personality was amazing. I do have an issue with the ruched leggings though.
He's totally hot in that dirty nasty junkie sort of way....
He was so fff'ing funny in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.. just brilliant really.
I ♥ Russell!
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Anybody can be famous these days..even something gross and untalented like this grungy crypt keeper.
We're collecting lingerie for needy sexy people - Blanche Devereaux
I'll admit it's been awhile, but I would not get with this wet, clumpy hairball.
I'll bet his fingers are sticky. Ugh.
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ew he looks smelly.
Submitted by LongIslandLolita on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:03pm.
Say what you will.. but a man that knows how to hold a womans head when he kisses her definitely ups his sexiness factor!
~~~~ HELLS YEAH! That shit be lookin HAWT.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Bad boys = SEXY.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
he is sexy in that im a dirty bad boy kinda way, one night only drunk and high yep
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
He was funny for about 30 seconds.
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
he prob paid her or the chick was in too much shock due to the horror
Say what you will.. but a man that knows how to hold a womans head when he kisses her definitely ups his sexiness factor!
Hasn't this girl heard of herpes?
Is there a difference between having major game and being a plain slut?
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Pas de shorts, monsieur.
who is this jesus looking motherfucker?
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
I love Russell!
Haha, looks like that guy in the last thumbnail is about to kick him right in the ass.....
Look at him coming straight at her with his gaping trout mouth.
Ugh.
Back to the catfish farm with him.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK