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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 2:35am.

Good on ya.

*swills more wine*

>pant pant< finally home...costumes look great...number is awesome...my girls rock the hizouse...I love my friends...we open tomorrow...gotta go smoke and down the rest of my wine...see youse horz tomorrow!

sweet dreams to you all!

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Something came out of my butt, it smelled funny, and it made a sound.
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The internet is weird. I don't know stoney, and now find myself wondering what she's going through at this very moment. Is she OK? Is she fighting with her boyfriend? Are the cops at her house? Is she contemplating hurting herself? We can't know. No one can call her to find out what's going on.

If you're looking for best erotic literature-Henry Miller, Opus Pistorum. Man, that shit is dirty. You never knew what sort of pervert you really were until you read that dirty crap and find yourself...a little aroused. And then you want to pummel it from your mind and turn yourself into something normal again.

Before I go, I'll check on A Thousand Splendid Suns and MSweeney's journal. Thanks girlies! BYe bye!

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:27am.
Why does that sound like Under the Tuscan Sun? lol
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Because it is. They've decided the only people reading are white baby boomers over 50 who have this fantasy about going to Europe. All the popular books have similar themes these days. They figure out what Oprah will be likely to promote on her show and publish it.

I like the McSweeney's journal edited by Dave Eggers. Try short stories. There are lots of good collections out there like McSweeney's. And you can always get the whole thing in before falling asleep.
A good page turner for me was that book "What is The What" edited by Dave Eggers but told from a kid who escaped across the desert with the lost boys. There would be hundreds of them in a line crossing the desert, little boys, and swoop, a lion would just run into the line and get one of them.

Even the scenes where she's talking about her 2 supposedly passionate lovers are the most unpassionate passages of literture I've read in my whole life. ANyway, I guess the story is supposed to be about her finding peace or something after being depressed and moving to Italy. Why does that sound like Under the Tuscan Sun? lol

Goodnight horz.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:18am.
kiwikim, I'd love growing up in NZ. Seems like a beautiful place with rich history and different cultures, even if there's no black people.
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Actually, there are way more cultural experiences to be had in the States, but I guess there is so much room geographically that people just go off in their own groups. And whereas you might get like ten people from Somalia here-not enough to stay in their own group-you'll get thousands in the states so that it's pretty easy to just hang out with your own if you desire.
It seems like SF is the best for the mixing of cultures. Or maybe not. People seem pretty segregated off in Oakland and there is a china town. Many asians really hate whites. All the asians I've gotten to know would have a shit fit if their kids married a white kid.

Gosling and kiwikim,

lol. I had a therapist recommend Eat Pray Love about a year ago. I requested it at my local library and had to wait 4 freakin months because so many other people had requested all the copies in this county. So, yeah everyone's reading it. I finally got my hands on a copy two weeks ago and I feel like I keep reading the same page over and over again where she's talking about divorcing her husband and he wants all her money and the house, etc. The writing style is too dry for my taste or something. I want to like it, and I know will end up forcing myself to finish it, but I hate her style of writing. I don't know. It just sucks.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

kiwikim, I'd love growing up in NZ. Seems like a beautiful place with rich history and different cultures, even if there's no black people. If you adopt a black kid, just make sure you expose them to their own history and culture as much as possible. Learn as much as you can about black history so you can teach them, too.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:11am.
i might end up reading Eat Pray Love to fall asleep. I just can't get into that book.

Oh my gawd! i bought that a few weeks ago along with A Thousand Splandid Suns (great book!) Anyway I tried reading Eat Pray Love two days ago and couldnt get past the second page...older woman in love with Italian kid or something lol not fun

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Fri, 03/20/2009 - 12:11am.
i might end up reading Eat Pray Love to fall asleep. I just can't get into that book.
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WTF is that book about? It's seriously the only book I see people reading anymore. I'm not being hyperbolic.

Are kiwi's racist? No. Lots of jungle love going on down here. From way back in the day, pakeha's (white) have been marrying pacific islanders. The Treaty of Waitangi thing has brought up tension with maori so there is less marrying between whites and maori. But I do feel there is some prejudice more against class. I don't know how to put it. Like when there is a pacific islander that just comes here from Tonga and goes on the dole, then some prejudice comes out. But it's more about them being on the dole. The ones that want to go to uni or what not, they aren't segregated off like I see in the States.
But I'm talking more about islanders. There just aren't any blacks down here at all. Five years ago I could go years and not see a black person. It freaked me out. We've gotten a little more diverse since then.
Actually I'd be more worried about being in our other city, Boulder. There really aren't any black people there at all and as much as those white liberals in the mountains talk about equality, I think they'd be really bothered if my black son wanted to date their white daughter. All that shit is good in theory, but you know the attitude changes when it's happening in their own back yard. And I wouldn't be able to control myself if someone said anything to my kid about his skin. I'd get into serious beat downs.

i might end up reading Eat Pray Love to fall asleep. I just can't get into that book.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Insomina..I gots it

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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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wtf is everyone? i'm not ready to go to bed:(

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Is stoney somewhere else?
Hope the girl isn't fighting with bfriend or suicidal or something. Man, you know how it gets when you're all torn up from a guy like that. Sucks ass. You think your life is over.
If this guy is 12 years older than her, why is he living in her apartment and she's the only one on the lease? Sounds like he's taking advantage all over the place. Why isn't he putting his name on the lease too? Sounds like a jerk.

I mean there are no black people here. If I adopt a black child, will they feel isolated. Will they have issues finding a mate? Race doesn't bother, but does it bother other people. Will parents just be like, no that black guy can't date my daughter.
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I'm not gonna lie, it all depends on the child's personslity whether or not they'll feel isolated, etc. But I think it's important that any parent adopting a kid outside their race should make sure they expose the child to people of that child's own race and culture as much as possible. So reading a lot of books about their ancestors and culture and listening to that type of music, etc helps give the kid a sense of identity. For me, growing up in two cultures has made me more open-minded and I feel like I can relate to anyone no matter what they look like. I'm not sure how I would've turned out if there were absolutely no black people around me. Are people racist against blacks in NZ? For me, that would be the deal-breaker.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:57pm.
Invite Britney over, she's absent-minded.
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You're in superb form tonight!

Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:52pm.
I wish someone would just leave a kid on my doorstep.
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Invite Britney over, she's absent-minded.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

I wish someone would just leave a kid on my doorstep.

No. We have an adoption system. But what usually happens is that there is a problem with a family and child protective services keeps trying and trying to work that problem out and then when the child is older and the parent is in jail or something, they'll get adopted out. But if it's a pacific island or maori kid, which it usually is, they'll look for "aunties" or grandpas or what not in the whenua-extended tribe/family so the kid gets to keep a sense of his pacific culture.
No there are lots of kids in the US-especially older black kids that need adopting. I don't mind adopting an older kid or a child of color. But fetal alcohol kids get really violent in their teens. And I know I just don't have the patience for it. That's the truth. It makes me feel not so sweet, but thanks for saying that. My husband is american, so no issues there.
This is weird too, but I wondered about the place I live. I mean there are no black people here. If I adopt a black child, will they feel isolated. Will they have issues finding a mate? Race doesn't bother, but does it bother other people. Will parents just be like, no that black guy can't date my daughter. It would really bother me and I would get into fights with other parents. Just thoughts that crossed my mind.

Mrs. Gosling :D

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I've had friends do that shit. Go places and not invite my ass. My feelings get hurt, then I feel pathetic because my feelings are hurt. I'm sensitive, dammit!

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

kiwikim, there's no adoption system in NZ? How hard is it to adopt from other places like the US? How expensive is it? I pray you get to share your love with a child that needs it. You seem like a really sweet person.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:26pm.
. I know I don't hang out with them, but shouldn't they make a point to include me, at least on this?
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yes and no. I totally know how you feel. But I wouldn't take it personally. I think it has nothing to do with them and everything to do with your boyfriend and the signals he's sending out. Sorry. People don't want to get involved in other people's relationships and when it all goes to shit, they'll take sides and are probably just siding with the guy b/c he's closer in age. He's probably told them there are problems or something-sent out some signal. Yeah, I'm disappointed the girl hood didn't stand up for you, but I think you're reading too much into it and feeling isolated or like they don't like you. I think it's more that they just don't want to get involved. Maybe they've been through all this shit with him before. maybe they know he does this kind of crap all the time and there is no point in trying to talk sense into him. Who knows.

"Just think. Your eggs could end up in octopussy."

Jesus, that alone scared the piss out of me. It should be a public service announcement.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Stoney, you have a right to be mad. He could of offered you to come. You might of said no. You might of said yes. But if other women were there, out of courtesy he could of invited his girl.

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:29pm.
We have an online therapy room? Where do I sign up?

Hahha isnt all the posts on Dlisted a therapy room?

And Stoney...he hasnt given any explanation for it?

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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:24pm.
kiwikim, guuurl, i'm talkin bout the 20K eggs, okay?
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Just think. Your eggs could end up in octopussy.

I'd take a carmel complected baby. Irish/Jamcian sounds gorgeous.
I'm thinking about adopting one from Nepal myself. It's not that I don't want carmel colored babies, but I feel sorry for the ones that are already out there with no homes. It doesn't bother me at all that I won't have the experience of carrying a child. We looked at adopting one in the states and are just worried about fetal alcohol-same with Russia. They don't do much adoption in NZ as maori or pacific islanders tend to take kids into an extended tribe when they aren't cared for. But we get a shit load of kids beat to death or flushed down toilets here. Wish they'd pass one of those unwanted to me. Wish I could just go to the store and get one. I'm sort of lazy that way.

We have an online therapy room? Where do I sign up?

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Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:22pm.

This might be true for my boyfriend, but the fact is, I went to the same private schools these bitches did. I actually have a better career than half of them. They are all ten years older than me, so I'm not part of their group. But I seriously honestly liked all of them the times we've hung out over the past couple years. I know I don't hang out with them, but shouldn't they make a point to include me, at least on this?

Damn, Lime came outta nowhere with that ish. lol

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Submitted by Lime Disease on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:19pm.
How come it's okay for some people to engage in online therapy but not others? How come Rihanna is stupid for sticking with Chris Brown but others are not? How come people who bash the shit out of others turn into wimps when some loser takes advantage of them?
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Well, I don't think Stoney's bf beat her. No cops have been involved. Stoney's not independently rich and has had issues working out lease and bills. And I don't know anyone here that hasn't been allowed to engage in on-line therapy at one time or the other.

kiwikim, guuurl, i'm talkin bout the 20K eggs, okay? They's be lookin for model-type smarty pants wimmens. I've seen them specifically ask for blondes too. Never seen an ad looking for a caramel-complected, curly haired woman of Jamaican and Irish decent. (moi) whatever, it's their babies they can have them look whichever way they want.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Stoney,
From what I got this afternoon, he's just been indifferent. Not taking you on a trip with his friends as if to signal he's ashamed of you or felt like you weren't sophisticated enough to hang around his friends big-ringed wives.
I went through this shit with an older man once. makes you feel so small and unsophisticated.

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hey Stoney all men suck the root they are tossers

come over and yap with us here:

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WELL THEN WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM LIME? IS IT GOOD? LAY IT ON ME!

Submitted by kiwikim on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:04pm.

Yeah...they didn't mention the painful part.

It seems like they're pushing this as an alternative to get quick money. Octomoms X one million.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.

As far as I know he wasnt there with anyone else. He just excluded my from the weekend, told me it was guys only, and then lied about it afterward. It was more than three weeks ago. I just haven't checked my fucking facebook in that long, so I never saw the pictures from the lake with everyone before now. For the record, I was so cool and supportive that whole weekend about him hanging out with "the guys". He never once thought of me, apparently.

BWAHAHHAHAHA TV *snort*

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

How come it's okay for some people to engage in online therapy but not others? How come Rihanna is stupid for sticking with Chris Brown but others are not? How come people who bash the shit out of others turn into wimps when some loser takes advantage of them?

Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:11pm.
TV, your face used to disturb me, now I find it endearing.
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Mom?

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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:13pm.
"All those people want the eggs of 25-year-old Ivy League graduate athletic white women over 5'7"

I am slightly close to that description! Do I have a career in egg donation? Oops I'm 5'3" and Vandy isn't Ivy league. I fail.
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CU Boulder isn't exactly ivy league and last time I was in Boulder there were advertisements on the sides of public buses for god dam sake saying 5k for your eggs now.

Take me down to the paradise city.....

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yay o.k so was he there with another chick? Or he just didnt bring you along? has he cheated on you before? Has he always been an asshole?

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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office

Stoney, so your guy is back from the trip and yall aren't talking? Damn :(

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Well I'm stoned....does that count?

Ask away, gos! I've earned it around here.