Marilyn Manson Wants Dita Von Teese Back
The goth tequila worm nobody wants to swallow has been calling the original Dita Von Teese on the phone to try and get her baby powder-covered ass on his face again. Marilyn must have gotten tired from trying to clone her a million times, so he just figured he should go back to the first.
However, Dita is not interested, because she's too busy putting some frequent-flier miles on her vag. Dita said, "He’s been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, 'I made a big mistake'. And I'm like, 'Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better and to sleep at night.' Right now I’ve got three (men). They're all in different parts of the world... That's my biggest sin - juggling men."
Marilyn, stick your limp lechees into a tub of Crisco and forget about Dita, because she doesn't want it. She had the dick, it was sour, the after-taste is finally gone and now she's moving the fuck on.
And I really must stand up and perform the dick-slappy dance in Dita's honor. This bitch is doing it right. She's taking that pussy international! Eff Marilyn and fuck an Asian, French, Middle Eastern, African, Australian, English, Swedish, South American, Russian and Antarctican dude instead.
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Thanks, I rather enjoyed that one myself..heh heh
good for her...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:37pm.
Lol!
Speaking of retarded, Marilyn is looking a little touched himself.
I hate guys that always have their mouths hanging open!
So not only does she reject him when he comes crawling back but she publicizes it…cold but I can dig it.
*ponders buying some boobie tassles*
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lol devilgirl! I think we've all had the desperate loser calling on us to come back at one point...
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:32pm.
What's that she's holding? Cotton Candy or a large deployed tampon?
Hahahahahahaha! OMG! Deployed tampon! I just spit my coffee out!!!!
Thanks! LOL!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:32pm.
Assholes are always sorry! Yeah, sorry when they are finally all alone with only their cheap porn and Astroglide to keep them company!
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Although, not everyone who likes to be alone with cheap porn and Astroglide are always assholes. s90(*U&(*W@#$^%riS.. Wooops, sorry..my fingers are still a lil' slippery.
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:33pm.
I am touchy regarding asshole men today. My ex called last night, I didn't answer, but it irks me how he still calls when he has a new gf and I have told him I hate him and that it's OVER!
Keep your bullshit apologies to yourself and leave me the f alone!
I think my ex is really retarded and I am being totally serious!
NOW Marilyn allegedly wants Dita back? What's the matter, f*cking a teenager didn't do it for him?
Surprise, surprise. He really did fuck up, though, because they are a match made in heaven. I would find it so tiresome to be with someone who feels the absolute need to play dress up EVERY SINGLE DAY to the point where they are defined by it. Yet they are both this way.
Both tepid bastards and ugly to boot.
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really? that is shocking considering he had Evan Rachel Wood morph into Dita.
*rolls eyes*
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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
They're both disgusting, in their individual hworing ways.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I think Dita may have a dick herself! Just sayin'!
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LMAO @ devilg
Ah, so poetically phrased!
What's that she's holding? Cotton Candy or a large deployed tampon?
Assholes are always sorry! Yeah, sorry when they are finally all alone with only their cheap porn and Astroglide to keep them company!
Eff Marilyn and fuck an Asian, French, Middle Eastern, African, Australian, English, Swedish, South American, Russian and Antarctican dude instead.
LOL...that's what I'm talkin' about..I'm currently f**kn a Russian and that sh*t is good..=) Anways, Marylin didn't make a mistake, Dita made a mistake by hookin up with that zombie, what was homegirl goin through? She is now my hero though for jugglin d*ck like a man juggles women..and she's doing it internationally, thats talent.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
See? They always come back eventually.
Of course, he's probably trying to get her back so he can dump her again.
I love how she says 'forget it loser' in such an elegant manner.
I love Dita, not as much as others who call a Stripper classy, but I do love her.. If she goes back to him, she'd be deader ( iI know) than Marylin Manson.. Cuz He IS dead, right?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
look, i luv marilyn. but if she has three dicks on the side, go dita!
MK you forgot Canadian! *firing off outraged email to MichaelK*
Meh....on second thoughts...
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