Marilyn Manson Wants Dita Von Teese Back
The goth tequila worm nobody wants to swallow has been calling the original Dita Von Teese on the phone to try and get her baby powder-covered ass on his face again. Marilyn must have gotten tired from trying to clone her a million times, so he just figured he should go back to the first.
However, Dita is not interested, because she's too busy putting some frequent-flier miles on her vag. Dita said, "He’s been in touch a little. The apologies come, and he was like, 'I made a big mistake'. And I'm like, 'Yeah, yeah, I know. Go ahead and say what you need to say to feel better and to sleep at night.' Right now I’ve got three (men). They're all in different parts of the world... That's my biggest sin - juggling men."
Marilyn, stick your limp lechees into a tub of Crisco and forget about Dita, because she doesn't want it. She had the dick, it was sour, the after-taste is finally gone and now she's moving the fuck on.
And I really must stand up and perform the dick-slappy dance in Dita's honor. This bitch is doing it right. She's taking that pussy international! Eff Marilyn and fuck an Asian, French, Middle Eastern, African, Australian, English, Swedish, South American, Russian and Antarctican dude instead.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:43pm.
I wouldn't look at her twice if I saw her on the street like that
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I'd do a double take as in WTF is that?
what a douche.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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Submitted by The Real Mimi on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:04pm.
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That was great advice to TOPANGA!
Look at you,Miss helper~woman!
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Bitch, wrapping your little prick in cotton candy (with sprinkles) ain't gonna sway the girl.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Wow, she actually looks pretty there. Usually she just looks like an albino stripper.
And him? The only way I'd hit that is with a baseball bat. ICK!
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I wouldn't look at her twice if I saw her on the street like that
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2007/03/20/dita-von-teese-without-makeup/
Of course she looks fine, but she's got professional make-up artists and hair stylists working on her for ages.
Don't get me wrong, she's not ugly at all.....just nondescribt without all the fancy dress.
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Fuck that! I'd want Rose McGowan back.
He reminds me of Stains.
@Zappy -
Oh man, do I love the vintage, those skirts sound lovely. My favorite era is 40's, clothes just haven't been the same since then. The cut and style was flattering on everyone, no matter their shape or weight.
I live in SF so there are plenty of thrift and vintage stores, but you're right - most of it is pretty pricey. Apparently, before the resurgence of swing in the late 80's and 90's, you could find good stuff for a reasonable price. But then all the swing kids bought it all up, and now it's a mint.
But I make the rounds regularly and manage to find good deals that way (takes patience and determination), and every once in a while I'll splurge if I feel like I've been a good girl ;)
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If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade
I love when dogs give you that side eye, like WTF?!?!?!!?
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
HAHA dickslappy
You tell him girl - go DITA!!!
Dita is truly one hot delicious bitch!
"That's my biggest sin - juggling men"
I feel ya sister! You f'ing rock!
Just looking at him makes me want to vomit. How could any woman want to be with that? The whole creepy persona is just too much.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Zappy- It's brutal when they will turn on you, in favor of another.
My cats love to bother cat haters. They will go out of their way to be friendly and pester a cat hater. Cat haters do not do well in my home!
@ devilg
My dog Ginger used to sit in my husband (then BF)s lap and look at me like WTF who do YOU think YOU are. Maybe she was telling him what a bitch I am.
But an oh so delightful bitch.
They should both work on getting some pigment back.
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 1:05pm.
My dog HATED being near my ex. He would give me the evil side eye when he had to be around him. My ex was always trying to kiss up to my dog and my dog would never go to him, unless I said it was ok, then, resentfully, he would approach. Mind you, Norway liked my retard at first, but he saw how I was treated and turned on the loser.
Yes, pets are a very good barometer of what kind of people you should hang out with.
LMAO @ devilg
Everyone should have their new BF/GF meet their pets first to see if the pets like the new date. If they don't then oust the mo fo.
She should tell him to fuck off. Apparently, he was cheating on her with Evan Rachel Wood while they were still married.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:46pm.
Yea I was upset when my ex decided to be with some 20 year old girl..then I saw the fat, ghetto, GED having piece of trash he was with and had a good laugh. I'm 23, 5'6 a size two, a great sense of fashion and cosmetics if I do say so myself (I work for Nordstrom) and will be graduating with a BA in broadcast journalism in April...why do guys always take a major step down when they break up with a girl. Dumbasses...
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LOL! I've always wondered that too about some guys Topanga. My only guess is that you're obviously more accomplished and have a lot of things going for you, and he feels better with someone that needs help. That way he has control and she won't leave. But those relationships only last if she stays in a perpetual state of helplessness.
Be glad you're not her. If you haven't already, you'll meet a guy who will appreciate someone like you. A guy of higher caliber. I went through something similar to you and came out better in the end.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:52pm.
I would expect you to beat my ass, along w/everyone else on dlisted if I was that idiotic to take him back.
My cats and dog hate him, so that right there is incentive enough!
@ johnnysg
There used to be a local thrift shop which is where you could go for the coolest stuff people didn't want anymore. More of the Consignment shops today are more upscale and want clothes in mint condition.
I have tons of stuff of my mothers from the 40s to the 60s (more 60s stuff, she gave away much of the earlier stuff, which pisses me off). I have this wonderful 'collection' of wool pleated skirts (stitched to below the waist then small pleats..and don't fit in) from my cousin. I love old stuff.
I smell a rat. That doesn't sound like Dita at ALL. I'm talking about the actual quote attributed to her.
Whether you like her or not, she is generally always classy and using proper etiquette and all that good stuff that us dlisted whores don't have, and it makes no sense for 2 reasons. First, it almost sounds as if she is just going around talking about how Marilyn is calling her and wanting her back. Can't see her ever doing that. And second, she rarely reveals any personal details and for her to just say "yea yea I've got all these men...."
This gets a big "fake" (i can tell by the pixels)
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Good for Dita.
@ Hekki and madame s:
I have a closet full of vintage clothes that I don't wear every single day, but I have a lot of friends who do. Some people are just really into fashion, especially people who perform. To them, getting all dressed up is the most fun. It's not playing dress-up, it's just who they are. (just a different perspective)
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Don't tell me not to fly, I simply got to
If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade
They were probably saving a lot a money by pooling their make-up together, so this makes total sense.
@ Falkor: heh, it's cotton candy!
And oh yeah - DON'T DO IT DITA! no no no no no no no
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Don't tell me not to fly, I simply got to
If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade
LMAO @ devilg
He is rubbing it in your face. He isn't over you. What a dickwad. If you surrender to him then I will come and beat your ASS! Don't tell him you hate him. In his mind that means you love him.
First, speak in a low sexy tone. Get the fucker warmed up. Then blow his fucking eardrum out. Works like a charm.
I would love to juggle her tits!
Submitted by madam s.: "I would find it so tiresome to be with someone who feels the absolute need to play dress up EVERY SINGLE DAY to the point where they are defined by it. Yet they are both this way."
ITA. Good observation!
Thank God she finally realized she can do much better.
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I bet so Brian Warner, she is more famous than you are and more relevant pertaining to preserving an art craft of burlesque, while you are irrelevant,and one step away from an appearance on that Gone Country reality show.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:44pm.
Man Zappy, you have given me a great idea!
That whistle thing is PERFECT! The last time I spoke to him, he was telling me how happy he was w/his new "trusting" girlfriend and then in the next breath tries to go down memory lane with our sex life, hinting that maybe we should see eachother for some sexy times- I hung up on him, but next time, the ol'whistle may just be what I need to fuck up his apparently already poor hearing permanently!
Thanks for suggestion!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:48pm.
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LMAO!
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"There's a kid on a Pogo stick in front if my house. It's nearly midnight so let's assume he's been drinking. This should end well for him."
- excerpt from Christopher Walken's Twitter
Never have understood Manson's popularity. The goth look worked for Alice Cooper, but Alice was talented. Marilyn's role in music is equivalent to "I Love New York" or "Rock of Love Bus" in the television landscape. Lewd, phony, exploitive, crass, disgusting and an embarrassment to mankind.
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Anybody who tries that much to be hardcore is probably the first pussy under the kitchen table with a collander on their head as a helmet when there's the first sign of shit hitting the fan.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
MM is gross. I know Dita isn't the smartest gal, but I never understood why she was with him. He is the definition of FREAK, and even if it is his job to be THAT person, it's still weird. F*ck Marilyn. She needs to find a wealthy foreign billionaire and marry him, a la Selma Hayek.
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Madam S, I completely agree, they were perfect for each other. Initially, after he dated Rose McGowan I was like "I don't know who else would want that corpse," and her comes along Dita. I thought "Oh, THAT makes sense."
It's always in retropect these dickbags realize what they've lost. Hell, I left my fiance in July, he freaked out and married his ex-babysitter in September (knocked her up, too). Yet in Feb I get this text: "I'm sorry for how & who I was when we were together. I never realized how horrible I was until a few months ago. Hindsight is 20/20." Dumbass. I wonder how his pregnant wife would feel about that.
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Yea I was upset when my ex decided to be with some 20 year old girl..then I saw the fat, ghetto, GED having piece of trash he was with and had a good laugh. I'm 23, 5'6 a size two, a great sense of fashion and cosmetics if I do say so myself (I work for Nordstrom) and will be graduating with a BA in broadcast journalism in April...why do guys always take a major step down when they break up with a girl. Dumbasses...
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:43pm.
ROTFL LMAO @ baboon's pussy.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:43pm.
I sent you one a while back, but I am going to email you later today .
Did you get my last one?
Yeah, I will fill you in on the latest haps, which isn't much.
Whats up with that pic? Whats that thing with red sprinkles on it? It looks like a deformed peen with a raging case of herpes on the tip or something...
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Such a pale couple....
Glad Dita's bounced back, though!
RiRi -this is how it's done.
The word is NO.
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
@ devilg
I think he is trying (and succeeding) in pushing your buttons.
Ask him if she's dry or does she need extrelube, if he needs a blowjob. Then blow a fucking ear splitting whistle in his ear. That's always fun.
He's pulling your chains toots, so rattle his balls.
A little ball rattling is always good for a dickheads soul.
Remember always: Women are from Venus, Men are from Uranus. This is no coincidence.
Isn't this fucker a little too old to be doing this Marylin Manson crap?
He must be about 50, and he's still wearing retarded contact lenses and painting his lips like n baboon's pussy.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
DG speaking of retarded,LOL email me and tell me what's up. or maybe you already did and I never saw it, LOL you know me.
someone is eating something that smells suspiciously like my fave ~ eggplant rollitinis! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
haha, she gets the last cackle
they did look like a couple made in the little shop of goth horrors
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Is MK having a theme day?
He seems to gravitate to asshole men stories today.
First, RiRi and Chris Brown, then his fantasy with Gosling, and now DVT and MM.
MK needs a playdate with The Silver Fox stat.
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