What Is It About This Bitch?
Why does Ryan Gosling make my nipples stand up and my nalgas clench? This, I don't understand. Dude is borderline steamed spinach without lemon.
I mean, he looks like one of those dudes who won't call you for weeks, but then magically shows up at your door to hit that shit. You resist at first, but then the asshole flashes a "Yeah, I know how to do this" smile and before you know it, you're on board the bust nuts express. And I bet you that seconds after he pops a mess all over you, he gets up and says he needs to go have a cigarette by himself. Bitch doesn't even give you a paper towel! And then he walks outside and never comes back! A few weeks go by and the cycle repeats itself. If you see him in a bar or on the street within that time, dude probably doesn't even say hi. He just nods his head and gives you one of those cocky ass smiles that makes your genitals cry.
Okay, I just answered my own question. Swoooooooon.
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ps: his watch looks like a gold-dipped-in-casio JAJJAJAJAAJ:)
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ese hijo e la gran puta si ta buenooooooooooooooooooo!!!! carajooo!!
que bellloooooooo, ..damnnn el es simplemente HERMOSO.
cuando el quiera, donde el quiera...que mardito PAPI!
diab..chacho to eso e tuyo?
demonios charlie!...pasenme un abanico que tengo un fuego uterino ahora mismo!
el diezzzzzzzzz.
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"I'd like to be remembered as a guy who tried - who tried to be part of his times, tried to help people communicate with one another, tried to find some decency in his own life, tried to extend himself as a
In truth you wouldn't even resist. You would open up your door fully lubed and begging to be mounted!
He's so fucking hot I would be on all fours waiting for his drive by!
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me and my gay up tight lawyer saw Half Nelson ad hoc one work night in my bedroom drinking wine and something. we both were swooning for this mofo. MK, you probably pegged him-- but I hope not. yummy yum yum
He is Fucking hot and i would let him hit me anyday all day
I always thought he had some kind of Bale thing going on.....
You could become quite obsessed.
He is a really great actor too.
mmmhmm, my thoughts exactly!
Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:37pm.
Hehehe K! ♥ p.s I love the killers too lol
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
I thought it was Haley Joel Osment, all growed up and getting arrested. I see probation officers.
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:33pm.
love the fucking sarcasm Farrah!
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♥♥♥ One of these days, MK will post another thing making fun of The Killers. I promise you i'll make a "shit, i love The Killers!" comment just for you!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
love the fucking sarcasm Farrah! lol yeah I do agree hes looking a little um napoleon dynamite here
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:20pm.
I love him....
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really? shit, MRS. GOSLING, i would have NEVER imagined that!
*shock face*
and as i get ready to get shanked by you, i must say he's not bringing sexay back in these pics.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!! How did I miss the one Ryan Gosling post in AGES???? UGh all you bitches better back off especially the posers that new who the hell he even was AFTER the Notebook! Ugh he is freaking perfect! I love him....
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
I don't know how I missed this post but it's pure genius, MK!
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You don't win friends with salad.
yeah he was looking HOT as a crack addict in half nelson, specially in a scene were he is wearing sunglasses and is all busted in the face from partying all night. SWOON
Anyone ever see the movie Half Nelson? It wasn't so great but what was great was Ryan Gosling in his chonies. It is worth just watching the first few minutes of the movie to see it...seriously.
I don't care if he IS Canadian. I'd bonk the ess outta him.
BONK!
I never really thought much about him before, but now I realize that I think he is quite appealing & attractive...His lips are wet, like he is wearing lipgloss, it looks too shiny or something to be spit. Guys can have thin lips & still be hot. I think full lips are much sexier on women.
"New research suggests that the facial features Ms. Jolie is best known for – those full lips and big eyes – are linked to higher levels of the female hormone estrogen and are a sign of higher fertility."
http://uterus1.com/news/mainstory.cfm/84/6
Probably true, but I tease the pasty ones. They play their fuck games, cause they're emotionally broken in a not fun way. I'm too tall for them usually, too.
i keep confusing him with mason wyler (or at least when i watch a mason wyler video, close enuf to imagine) . . . as in wylernation.com (NSFW)
That was one of the best, if not the best, MK story evah. I ♥ Ryan. It's not just his looks, but he has charisma. There is just something about him.
FYI, he looked his best in Fracture.
Mk you are so fucking right. LMAO.
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Why does the guy on the background poster look like Queen Latifah?
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He doesn't look like Latifah. Latifah, IMO, has a classically beautiful face.
If I saw Latifah on the street, I'd stop dead in my tracks.
What a face on that girl!
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I agree, Cashew. Did ya see the special message I left yyou and provolone in the Madge/Gwyneth thread? I was on sleep pills, mind you. Some weed, too.
you have completely summed up this man's appeal...i could never put my finger on it but damn...spot on
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 03/19/2009 -
This guy needs some lips STAT! A guy that looks like this certainly can't pull any booty calls with my ass.
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I hear Lisa Rinna's available. I could hook you up.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
"Submitted by CASHEW NUTS on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:46pm.
He's gorgeous... He just needs a wider mouth!
He looks like he fucks really dirty.. I can see him sticking his peen in my ears just for fun!
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Omg. I snorted.
As for Ryan, I probably wouldn't give him a 2nd look if I saw him walking down the street, but I saw him in some...movie...it wasn't The Notebook...anyway, something about him made me quiver. Hmmmm I think it's the smile?
LOL MK! I bet he has walked out the door after blowing a load saying peace!
Get this guy some fucking Dreamlips or Lip Venom. Something!
Fuck that! This guy needs some lips STAT! There are guys everywhere that have the top half of his face but a normal sized mouf.
Sometimes the small lips work for some people but not in this case.
Mealy mouthed hole-for-a-mouth shanty faced thing.
A guy that looks like this certainly can't pull any booty calls with my ass.
Oh hell no, that shit can go bat for MK's team but he has no business being near my gene pool.
Get out!
I would hit that so hard, he'd get whiplash. believe it.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
My Oh my I cant decide which picture I like Best! Yummy!!
Jai Ho!
Mahatma Gandhi
Why does the guy on the background poster look like Queen Latifah?
Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by ronnyk on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:54am.
That's one the best MK stories ever!
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Just when you think he is a fucking MASTER,he tops himself,no?
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Triscuit, ronnyk, you feel me. but i don't care what anyone else says, this post was written just for me because MK is my soulmate. in the spiritual way, not the sexy way.
I had one of those for five years...Didn't matter who was in a relationship with other people.
His sister said ," He has a girlfriend."
And I said, "So what."
He kept showing up...
And I couldn't say, "No!"
Too much heat!:0)
gawd I love you michael k :)
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I don't care how we do it, I just want to DO IT! I don't care if he doesn't speak to me for months, as long as he comes back at some point! I would do anything! But for the record he doesn't strike me to be that type of guy. I expect breakfast in the morning.
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He obviously didn't make Rachel McAdams nipples stand up, because she is bumping ugly's with Josh Lucas who is pretty hot.
he's just so bland and boring. he totally would not be a good lay and i'm thinking the dong has to be average to small at best, not a grower. i know that guys and girls are in love with him but i don't get it. and really, as an actor he's just as bland and boring. i predict a joaquin-esque crazy breakdown soon since he thinks he's the shit.
I don't know about all that, but he isn't very smiley.
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Pas de shorts, monsieur.
I almost pooped myself laughing so hard at this article.
He totally looks like 'that' guy.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
Zoe
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"What is it about this bitch?" I dunno MK, cuz I think he's a pile of pastey, sickly, creepy, sweaty grossness. Why is his neck wet? Ew!
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If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade
I have to confess I would def hit that piece of steamed broccoli...
Thanx Clarisse.
I am kinda like Bernice on Designing Women. Every once in a while, something profound appears among my crazy, demented ramblings.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
that thumbnail of him giving the side eye is great.
Hey! This reminds me! Where has Mrs. G been??
It's just because he's hot.
I've knew him when he was 11/12, and he had the same attitude back then.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 12:11pm.
Who cares about thin lips? That nose screams "clit tickler".
ISMU, I just laughed so hard the dog got up and gave me the "WTF, bitch?!" look. ROFL
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK
I've never seen The Notebook- the only film I've seen him is in Lars & The Real Girl, and against my better judgement, I admit I'd happily fall to my knees & open mouth for Mr. Gosling.
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
Loozer,
Wonderfully put!
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