Morning Wood

Lisa Rinna is one of the fugliest jacked up lip faces out there now and she used to be so pretty when she played Billie on days of Or Lives.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Did anyone really care about LeAnn Rimes before this whole affair bullshit? I mean really?

As they say in criminal cases, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cinzano had means, motive, and opportunity.

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Pas de shorts, monsieur.

Eddie Cibrian is hotness, I would hit it all night long, and tell the whole world...husbands, boyfriends, kids, whomever.

Submitted by Im a Princess on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:39am.
And please tell me why 2 dang ppl need a house that big...that extravagant? Hell, she's not even Oprah!

....hell, she's not even OctoMom!!!

Osbournes=fail. please go somewhere far away now.

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There is no reason or explanation for the Osbourne show.
The whole family is a joke and Sharon needs to stop being a tv slut and money whore.

Send them back to England.
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Eddie Cibrian is hot, always thought he'd be more successful on tv and small indie films but whatever.

I think the biggest mistake was their calling the Osbourne show a "variety show" even if that's what it is. Those words are such a turn-off and a throwback.

Lisa Rinna has lost sight of the forest for the trees. Her skin's smooth but her face is deformed. She has dsl but doesn't look like she can move them so it's pointless. It would be too painful and distracting to watch her on Melrose.

I kinda like the last poster pic of Gay, the Squeely Intern with Lipzilla. Looks like it's saying "Honk for her Pussay!"

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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."

Julia Roberts is the same fucking character in every fucking movie she puts out. If she strays at all from wise cracking whore, it's terrible. In the previews to the movie she looks like dogshit. I'm so done with her.

Jonas was just showin' everybody the face he made after I used his ass like a Muppet.

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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."

That Lisa Rinna thing is just pathetic. Doesn't she know those tactics don't work? Sean Young basically ruined her career pulling psycho stunts to try and win roles. Also, she is sort of psycho, which I don't think helped her career either.

Oh, and here is the monstrousity that she is supposedly buying...

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/350-N-Carolwood-Dr_Los-...
12 baths, 15 bedrooms...yeah, I was thinking the same thing...not quit big enough for the 2 of them.

Not that I expect much else from Mimi...but 125 million dollars...for a house, right now??? That is just so pathetically sad and selfish! I am pretty sure that money like that could go towards something much more useful, esp right now. And please tell me why 2 dang ppl need a house that big...that extravagant? Hell, she's not even Oprah! Pathetic.

Submitted by Mrs. F. on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:21am.
GREG BRADY!!! LOL, I thought he had a little Donnie Osmond going myself....LOL

PinkPostIt, he looks EXACTLY like Greg Brady here, which is why I'm with NoAnjl and others who do not find him "groovy," as Greg might put it. (Ok, maybe Greg's hair is curlier...).

Submitted by PinkPostIt on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:41am.

I was just about to post the same exact thing, and I have new glasses.

Even sadder, I think it's really because I'm getting old and long for the carefree Brady Bunch days.

Ophelia Baby!!! LOL, he's all yours!!
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I love Clive in the BMW commercials. Well...I love the BMW more than Clive, but the two fit so well together. Too bad they don't sell as a set. mmmmmmmm.........

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:56am.
Am I the only one that thinks Clive is NOT sexy??
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Yay! More for me ! :)

LOL, thanks Sock-Monkey!

Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:58am.
At least it takes the attention away from her mug LOL
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Yeah! It worked, too! She's kind of ugly, but they managed to stick a hat on her head that was uglier! I was hoping to see Prince Harry wearing hot red nail polish or something.

Congrats on your win! Hillaweeus!

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

aww Clive ..come to Mama. I'll even sit through your new flick with Julia horseface. Now if that ain't true love...lust whatever.

Yea, just like Ryan Gossling. Sometimes I think he looks ugly but other times, creamy..err dreamy.

I love Clive too but he's not bringing the sexy here. Has anyone seen the tv series Second Sight? that's when I first fell for him.

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*ahem* Did anyone else notice that Celebitchy referred to Prince Harry as "ginger hotness"?

*gets ready to shank a bitch*

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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk

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@ NoAnjil:

No, you are not the only one.

Also, I hope that Ozzy shitfest fails. They (specifically Sharon) are just money grubbing white trash.

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NoAnjil: Clive has his days, like Javier Bardem.

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Okay one more post before I go.

Years ago, Nicollette Sheridan divorced Harry Hamlin because he was too borrrrrrrrring. I guess Harry needs to marry bitchy chicks then, aka Lisa Rinna.

devilgirl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:41am.
Do people like Rinna have no self respect or pride?

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:56am.
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I don't think he is hot,either.

i think joe jonas is a fucktard. whether or not he makes fun of asians.

Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:56am.

I agree with you. For me, it REALLY depends on the picture. Sometimes I'll see a pic and think that he's really good looking, other times I'll think how old he looks and just not very attractive.

I only have one movie of him, "Close My Eyes". He was a lot younger back then, and I guess he was okay. But you do see the peen in that movie, so that makes up for it. XD

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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk

!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.

I've seen Lisa Rinna without makeup on, and let me tell you she is downright terrifying to look at. Not a nice lady, neither.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:50am.
What the fuck kind of hat is Camille wearing? Someone stuck a ball made of black rags on top of that shit or something. Hideous!

At least it takes the attention away from her mug LOL

Am I the only one that thinks Clive is NOT sexy??
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Happy Thirsty Thursday sluts!

Somehow a story about two "actors" falling in love on a Lifetime movie set doesn't have the same allure as two actors falling in love on the Mr. and Mrs. Smith set.

What the fuck kind of hat is Camille wearing? Someone stuck a ball made of black rags on top of that shit or something. Hideous!

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Clive I love you, but you're starting to enter into bushyoldBritishguyeyebrow territory.

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the saddest part is Lisa Rinna is making a complete fool of herself to get on a crap show that will get canceled after 3 episodes.

I think Joe Jonas is wiping his eyes....but that is just my opinion.

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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009

Lisa Rinna will never be anything other than psycho Billie in my mind.

At first, I thought that was Greg Brady, not Clive Owen.

I need new glasses.

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Do people like Rinna have no self respect or pride?

We don't want a Melrose remake PERIOD, much less a Melrose with her hideous dick suckers in it.

Sorry to be so crude, but Jeez, WTF is wrong with people?

The LeAnn Rimes-Lifetime publicity angle wasn't hard to figure out. Security camera footage from a restaurant? Mm-hmm.

oooh, he has a "two hander". I love Clive.

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-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009

"But that whole affair is probably just a cheap publicity stunt for their stupid ass Lifetime movie"

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