Didn't They Just Have One?!
The BABY army is gaining new soldiers by the second and Marky Mark is quickly becoming one of their biggest producers. Marky and his girlfriend Rhea Durham brought their third babeh into this cruel world last September. Now Gatecrasher is saying another baby has taken out a lease on Rhea's womb! This would be their fucking fourth child! When does the next shuttle to Neptune leave?
Marky and Rhea have a 5-year-old girl (Ella Rae), a 2-year-old boy (Michael) and a 6-month-old boy (Brenda Joseph).
Marky's obviously got some potent shit up in those sacks. One drop and you've got a case of the babies. Marky's got sperm that doesn't even stop to say the egg "Say, hello to your mutha for me." Bitch just goes in.
In that picture above, Marky is making a face that says, "Back the fuck up or I'll knock you up...with a BABY!!"
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I do not see the need for having more than 2 children. 1 if that makes you happy. This is sick. Yeah, they have the money to take care of them but Jesus. Our country is over populated enough.
i'm so glad everyone is having tons of babies so i don't have to...therefore the human species will live on...
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nice ass...when does it open?
I'm not sure I agree about that 'fourth kid that does it' thing.
My mom had four kids, each one two if not more years apart. Her stomach looks better than mine. Grr (I've never had kids)
I think it probably also has to do with how old you are when you have them/how fit you are/how thick your skin is genetically.
My skin is practically fucking translucent (seriously) so I do not hold false hopes of coming out as well if I ever had them. Unfortunately most of my expressed genes are clearly from my dad's side (WHY is it the shit genes are ALWAYS the dominant ones?).
An army of bastards..how enticing..gag.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
is he the new k-fat?
I too remember them being the subject of a blind item. She cheated on him with a friend of his to get back at him for all the years that he has cheated on her. The blind even stated that she was pregnant by the friend.
Could they fucking get married already? They've been affianced for a bazillion years. Shit or get off the pot.
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Chill out, it is BRENDAN. Silly typo!
Boston guys would knock you up once they got you. Just ask my hubby. I just pop out our 2nd (ok, 1yr ago) and he's ready for the next. I'm too old for this, but the sex, whoaaaaaaaa!
Marky and Rhea have a 5-year-old girl (Ella Rae), a 2-year-old boy (Michael) and a 6-month-old boy (Brenda Joseph)."
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MK, they have a BOY named BRENDA????????????
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Submitted by karen on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 2:24pm.
catholics
Yeah, like that Suleman chick and the Duggars. Papists.
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Baby Mommas got some Ga-Dawnk booty. damn! She's sleeping with him? :O
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"Marky's got sperm that doesn't even stop to say the egg "Say, hello to your mutha for me."
HAHAHA
Marky Mark totally looks like a Monchichi.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=monchichi&btnG=Search+Images&gbv...
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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:24am.
did you ever see his mother? she didnt go to pot after 9 kids. i also know someone who had ten and she was a small as anything right up till she passed. its all a matter of personal choice in how you live your life after you have kids.
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You can definitely lose the weight and be thin after having a busload of kids. That's not impossible, but I wonder how great they look without their clothes on. All those stretch marks, sagging skin and boobs.
Such a good Catholic, now they can delay the wedding.
Trust me. I'm in a preggo forum where there are women who gave birth three/four months ago and they are trying to get knocked up again!!
This is my third and last kid. There will be NO more!! Some bitches just don't want to stop.
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Submitted by interstella on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 9:38am.
You can take the man out of Ireland, but you can't take Ireland out of the man.
Oh yes, the O'Wahlbergs of County Derry, i know 'em well, oy vey .
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*sigh* How is he ever gonna leave her for me if he keeps knocking that bitch up?!
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she's set up!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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All I can think about is "Say hello to ya mutha fo me"!
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My grandmother was a twin. They married brothers. My grandmother had 15 children WTFF. Her sister had 13.
I had two C-sections and went into labor ONCE and cussed my grandfather out for what he did to my grandmother. There was no need for all those babies. Not like he needed them to work in the fields picking zucchini. He was a tailor. He made suits.
Having alot of children is the new sign of prosperity.
The kids name is Brendan.
Clearly celebs dont give a shit about overpopulating the earth...Shouldnt that be an issue to consider along with recycling & global warming? As much as I hate Pitt & Jolie at least they seem to attempt to balance it out with some adopted ones.
Rhea has a cute looking ass.
They're smart, they use the babies for physical labor. Look at the little one they're using as a Sherpa behind Rhea.
Seriously though... that is my nightmare life. Just popping out baby after baby.
Johnny Cash wrote a song about 'A Boy Named Sue'..so Brenda is okay I guess.....
Brenda is a boys name?
Fertile Myrtle much?
I'm still freakin here and pissing myself off.
It wasn't until after seeing a personal trainer that I truly noticed how out of shape many women CHOSE to be (myself included). Alot of women don't think about it after having children and let themselves go to crap. Some people (myself included) used to believe it was self indulgent to 'take care of yourself' PISH POSH BS. Now (when I do actually go to the gym) there are pregnant women there working out, not to the extent they did prebaby, but nevertheless, taking the time to take care of themselves.
You don't have to be a triathlete to be fit and healthy, but you do have to exercise (which was one of the things I was supposed to do but didn't).
For all the gals (or guys) talking about post-baby bods, it varies widely. In my experience, it's not how many babies in general, but how much time in between that's a problem. My step-sister in law gave birth to her two children within a 17 month time-span. She is 24, and her body is absolutely shot. She was slim and trim, and now she looks deflated and way out of shape-- and it's been 8 months since the last birth. Poor her. On the other hand, my grandmother had 4 single births, each two years apart, and her body is still enviable. My great-grandmother had 9 children, and she was a tiny little thing all her life. I could go on, but you get the picture.
Anyway...yeah. See? It depends on the woman.
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Use birth control already. And maybe.... oh, call me old-fashioned, GET MARRIED.
Let's cut to the chase: a legal marriage is for the benefit of the children. If Marky-Mark does a runner, girlfriend here better have enough money to pay for a paternity test AND sue his ass for child support.
Oh, to be the recipient of Marky Mark's funky bunch. I'm pretty sure I'd be knocked-up 24/7/365 if I had him in my bed every night too.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
That's her? Thought it was Heather Mills for a sec:)
PEOPLE! He did not name his son Brenda, the childs name is Brendan. MK made a typo or a funny.
Anyway, Brenda would still be better than Bronx Mowgli!
*Hides my babies so Helena won't get mad*
They named their son BRENDA??? WTF is wrong with these goons?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Love the kid in the background. He/she/it is holding Xmas wrapping paper.
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
People! Enough with the babies. We already have too fucking many.
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Marky Mark is a devout Catholic allegedly. A devout Catholic that won't marry the mother of his baby army.
did you ever see his mother? she didnt go to pot after 9 kids. i also know someone who had ten and she was a small as anything right up till she passed. its all a matter of personal choice in how you live your life after you have kids.
They're making their own little Funky Bunch.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Dang! That was quick.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:09am.
I disagree. I know women who have had 4+ kids and they are now in great shape. The problem is probably that most women give up or are too busy caring for the kids to take time to take care of themselves.
I also thought they were outed in a blind about her cheating. Maybe the kid isn't Marky's.
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Marky Mark has mega-sperm! Damn!
ADOPT you stupid fucking mother fuckers.
Submitted by Rebitcha on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 9:42am.
Hey, if you got tons of $ and help why the hell not!
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Yup, ITA. If they wanna stock the country with lil' Marky Marks, more power to them.
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All I can come up with to say is...her poor body. And its the 3rd or 4th kid that does it. My mom, my best friends mom, my grandma all said the same shit...the first couple are fine and you bounce back but the 3rd, 4th, 5th just kiss it all goodbye. Congrats to them, better her then me.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.