Well, Well, Well.....
What the dick do we have here? Why it's none of other than the mega skankwhore of Orange County Gretchen Rossi on a boat in Newport Beach yesterday! And who is that she's putting her gold digging paws all over? Why it's none other than creepster Slade Smiley! With a name like Slade Smiley, you're either a child touching clown or a douchey perv who thinks he looks sexy hot in camo shorts. Slade is the latter.
Slade was in the first couple of seasons of The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange Skin County. Slade went on to star in another Bravo shit show with Jo. And now it looks like he's coming back to not-really-reality TV! You know, there was a rumor going around the internets that shortly after Gretchen's sugar pepaw passed away, she was rubbing her sluttiness all over Slade so that she would be guaranteed a spot next season. Looks like that shit was right. And the whorebag has the audacity to keep her engagement ring on while she's getting gross with Slade. Pour some holy water on me and call a priest, because that is dark-sided!
It's not that I really care that Gretchen is a dick burglar who put the HO in whore, but it's about moral character. MORAL CHARACTER! Okay, not that I know what that is exactly, but this seemed like the perfect time to quote Tamra. Moral character!
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Posted @ Reality Tea today March 26th - In the never ending drama of the OC housewives, Jeff’s ex wife and mother of his three children Sharon spoke out recently and cleared the air on the whole Gretchen issue. She posted this as a comment on our other blog. We were able to verify with 100% certainty that the comment was indeed written by Sharon. What she had to say is very interesting.
“My kids do NOT and NEVER have adored Gretchen….they know exactly what she’s about and what she’s up to and has been up to all along and their Dad knew it too. My daughter, Jill making any statement re. Gretchen explained that she simply doesn’t want anymore negative comments written about her Dad which is embarrassing and hurtful to her and her brother and sister. Jill appearing to defend Gretchen (slightly) is done only to quiet any negative statements made about her Dad period. Our three kids, Jennifer, Jill and Jake (Lizzy is not Jeff’s daughter, nor mine…she’s a long-time friend of our daughter Jill) are not fans of Rossi at all and how they describe her in real terms, isn’t nice and hasn’t been nice historically. The fact is, Jeff was never going to marry her and she knows it but likes to play it like they were so much in love (gee…wonder why???). I’ve known Jeff for 25 years and I did visit him in August while he was in the hospital at which time we talked a lot. What I know is totally different than what Gretchen portrays which means, I know the truth and she knows that I know the truth. Sometimes I feel pity for her which is about the most I can feel given all of her lies over the course of time. I really feel sorry for her family, especially her Mom.
My kids are so far above Gretchen in integrity, self-respect and character that it’s really embarrassing that they were ever exposed to her to begin with. Jeff said he was lonely and knew that he appeared desperate to a lot of people, probably both and not unlike a lot of people that are in their mid-life. Gretchen badgered him into being part of this show to begin with and Tamra exposing Gretchen for the fraud she is was gutsy even knowing that she’d experience some backlash from it. Gretchen screwing around on Chris with Jeff and on Jeff with Jay and Jay with Slade naturally would have it’s downside and if Gretchen believed that all of this would remain secret means that she is about as intelligent as a box of rocks. So….Jay exposed her…she’s earned all the disrespect she’s been given and gives to others and if she believes she deserves an iota of respect at all, well….I’m back to the box of rocks intellect again.
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Gretchen is a TYPICAL D*ck Trap, and Slimy Slade is A Typical California > Mitch= (Male B*TCH) And then they both are the biggest MEDIA WH*res. So they are the Perfect F*CKED up reality couple.
Gretchens exlover Jay is going around saying he is going to take a lie detector test because of all the shit gretchen said when she slaped him with a restraining order. Gretchen also got a job offer as a spokes model for some sluty web site for goldigging skanks like her.
its all here
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Isn't Slade poor? Makes no sense.
This twat is tooooo much, and Slade is a faggot on the DL. He has to stay quite about it cause he'll never be on TV again and would be embarassed forever. But he just goes around w/women to pretend and keep up his image. But we all know the truth, she is definitely a hoe even though I still like her.
PS: Wasn't Tamra a Stripper? I'm not sure why she's such an authority on Moral Character all of the sudden.
$1,000,000.00 for a Coto de Caza home? Those Coto homes are nothing but ramshackle cardboard fortresses, on postage-stamp lots.
There is not one housewife on this show that lives in Newport, or Laguna...where the real money is.
Gretchen lives in Costa Mesa. Tamra lives in Ladera. Even, Lauri, lives way out in Capistrano.
I'm sure nobody on the show is in poverty, but by Newport/Laguna standards, none of 'em are as wealthy as they'd have you believe.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by Am on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:46am.
This skank should apologize to her kids for making them witness this. I can't stand it when parents do PDA in front of their kids with their flavor of the month. Mom's have no idea how impressionable their little girls are.
True. Is it ok if the parents do it in front of the kids? Also questionable if carried too far.
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Those are someone else's kids; she doesn't have any. Still, I don't see that children need to exposed to sexy PDA. Let them stay kids as long as possible.
I think they will claim this is a friendly hand for lotion, not a hookup. There are other people on the boat and she wouldn't pick someone so broke as Slade.
Submitted by Am on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:46am.
This skank should apologize to her kids for making them witness this. I can't stand it when parents do PDA in front of their kids with their flavor of the month. Mom's have no idea how impressionable their little girls are.
True. Is it ok if the parents do it in front of the kids? Also questionable if carried too far.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:59am.
Submitted by Tubereuse on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:56am.
Her picker is obviously broken
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HAHAHAHA ain't that the truth??^^
Oh Gretchen I had hope for you ya dingbat. Really...fucking SLADE?? He's teh gay and he's broke anyway. *sigh*
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He's horrible and probably sponging off her.
Isn't seeing Slade a big step down after being with Jeff and his mega-money? I used to think she was good at professional gold digging, but she must have lost the handbook along the way. Slade Slimy makes me throw up in my mouth.
Loved the "dick burglar" line, LMAO!
OMFG WAT A FUCKIN SLUT! HOW COULD SHE DO THAT TO JO! AND SHE PRETENDED TO BE HE FRIEND IN THE SEASON FINALE!!! GOLDDIGGER!
You know wha...I'm not even gonna hate..at least homegirl is finally not given a f**ck if everyone knows she's a gold diggin ho..its the ones that try to hide thier gold diggin whoreness when everyone knows what they're up to that piss me off. Get tht d*ck and get that money girl!
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She's a gold digging slut and he is such a loser has been!!!
They both need to grow up - better yet - check EBay maybe you each could buy half a brain!!!!
Pic 6 her real bangs fly to the right and you can see her HAIR WEAVE plugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don't know these peoples' politics...but I know places like Newport Beach are overrun with stuck-in-a-time-warp Neo-Cons.The "ideology" has lost ALL credibility on matters of economics...and then pics like these scream the hypocrisy of their social agenda.That being said-I'd bang her cougar ass good.It was my specialty when I lived down there.
We're being set up on so many levels! The whole thing's a lie -- her "real" breasts, his money. But I'll watch. Wasn't she supposed to be a friend of Jo's and that's how she got on the show in the first place? They'll probably fabricate a triangle and bring Jo back as her music career isn't doing much. See, this is better than Melrose. If Lisa Rinna can't get a job on that show, she should just move to Coto.
they deserve one another. i hate him worse than i do her.
"It's not that I really care that Gretchen is a dick burglar who put the HO in whore, but it's about moral character."
LMFAO MK!! And now I must borrow a quote from you, dearest MichaelK...neither Gretchen nor her nemesis Tamra would know moral character[read:dignity] if it fucked them in the ass.
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Submitted by Tubereuse on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 11:56am.
Her picker is obviously broken
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HAHAHAHA ain't that the truth??^^
Oh Gretchen I had hope for you ya dingbat. Really...fucking SLADE?? He's teh gay and he's broke anyway. *sigh*
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:34am.
Where did her real boobs go? Remember how HUGE her "REAL" boobs were?
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That was Tamra, the closet case who tried to get her drunk and naked.
Her picker is obviously broken, but didn't Jeff die last September? Is she expected to never date again?
I can't believe they pay the money to have somebody do that to their nails.
Back in the day, rich women used to get the French manicure. They were natural nails with a little translucent-ish white and the palest pink polish over it. It looked clean and natural and yes, classy. Yes: http://www.sutree.com/upload/feglnggfbdjqwwuuzxagm/captured.jpg
Fast forward to now: thick square acrylic nails with Wite-Out-looking white half an inch long and Silly-Putty-looking beige on the rest of the nail. Sometimes bejeweled. A far cry from the original. No: http://z.hubpages.com/u/481028_f520.jpg
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I agree. These manicures are nasty. They especially look gross on women with man hands. It makes their hands look so much bigger. If any of these hos knew anything about fashion/style outside of their own world then they wouldn't look so trashy and artificial.
I wish Bravo would grow a pair and have the balls to put all this on their show - along with Slade's foreclosure issue. Instead of glamorizing these assholes, we'd see that they are no better than the average Joe.
Who tans with a face full of makeup on?
All I can say is "wow." And to think that I believed her words on the reunion show about her sadness over her fiance dying and about that ex who she said was stalking her. She was all crying and everything. Ugh she's gross to me now. BYE.
Tamra's gonna love this.
"It's not that I really care that Gretchen is a dick burglar who put the HO in whore, but it's about moral character." thanks for the laugh on this one MK! :D
Who?
Where did her real boobs go? Remember how HUGE her "REAL" boobs were?
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 10:18am.
Where is Aaron? Daycare? Didn't everyone have to come back?
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Yeah, that is what I thought. I wondered if maybe Ben snuck him on the plane or something, like in the overhead bin.
God she has such a rough life. Wonder how many mini vacations she'll have to take to get away from all the chaos of sticking her tongue down that douchbags throat?
Also: Slade is the saddest form of a man I have ever seen. Not ONLY is he super feminine, he thinks he's hot shit, 2 traits that = mega douche.
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@KD: They haven't explained what happened to him. Maybe they ran out of overalls and they strapped him to the sub and sent his ass home. I don't think I have ever liked Kate. Maybe once for about 2 minutes but that's it. She's always been a whiney self-serving little sneak. Always up to something. She needs a gig as sonic fence tester stat! Where is Aaron? Daycare? Didn't everyone have to come back?
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Master Blaster- Whatever happened to Faraday? I don't remember. Did he take the sub back to the mainland?
I used to love Kate, but I'm starting to like her less. I think I liked her better when she was all badass and now she is just kind of whiney and always gives everyone the side-eye. And what happened to Aaron? I wonder if we will see him again. And I keep hoping to see Claire, too.
snowy- ahh, don't sweat it. I'm sure its because he thinks she looks a lot like you! :)
PS. This is what REALLY came to my mind as I let that sink in for a second sipped my COFFEE! (Yay! I'm having coffee today! It won't be as fun when I have to say YAY! I had coffee yesterday! but it's still pretty nice:)
This shit is why *insert holy scriptures of your choice* thumpers exist. It really is. I feel the pain of these people. This idea started the other day while I was walking around out here being appalled by the social interactions of almost everyone, too...
I think it starts with perfectly nice people People who are kind and considerate, people who work hard and play well together... but they're wired all passionate.They can't just leave things be. And they look around themselves and they see SO many jackasses! They can't BELIEVE how many jackasses populate the world and they think: "You know...it doesn't have to be like that. The principals by which I live are not so hard to follow. And I live a happy life - which would be a lot happier if not for all these jackasses. I will try to help them, they seem angry and unhappy all the time...and helping them will, in turn, help me - it's all a very harmonious idea!"
But here's the problem - it's already a horde. And the mentality of a horde is MUCH more strongly held in place than the mentality of an individual. So they set about creating mind games...and they find that some of these mind games REALLY work with what's already in place in the horde mentality. That's their first mistake. Some of the horde crosses over - and they begin to feel some power and some pride. And they create more mind games with the help of these new members who know the horde intimately...and more people cross over...and now they've got their own horde of jackasses...
Look, alls I'm sayin' is - if we don't stop flaunting our jackasses like this, we're gonna end up with a new religion, and it's gonna be scarier than all the other ones combined.
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@snowpiece: They can't kill Sayid! Who's gonna whack the others all badass like? Hurley? Not unless they're covered in mayo. It has to be world's most useless physicist, Faraday. If he tilts his head to the side one more and state the obvious I'll have a stroke. "It's like we're standing on a record that's skipping." No shit, Sherlock!
KD, I love Juliet! She needs to put a blindfold on Freckles, spin her around 3 times and point her in the direction of the sonic fence. Seriously, that chick is useless.
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KD I have mixed feelings about her too. On top of the fact that she's now sleeping with my Lost bf, my real life bf always talls me how hot he finds her, LOL
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Submitted by soul on Thu, 03/19/2009 - 8:37am.
oh and I thought Gretch was good friends with his ex, Jo!! SLUT! :)
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I am sure Jo is glad to have creepy stalker Slade otherwise occupied.
Snowy- I'm kind of bummed that Sun has turned into such a spiteful bitch. She was so sweet before.
Well you just know that whoever dies this season will probably come back to life in the next, so I'm not going to make a big deal out of it. I kind of hope it is Juliet, though. I just don't like her. I never know if she is one of the good guys or not.
At first glance I totally thought it was Our Lady of Cheetos and Billy Goat Thornton.
Well, he's pepaw hot, fersure. Why is he making out with that fish he caught?
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LOL Master Blaster, I hope you are right.
KD it's been "reported" that a majot character will die this season.
Everyone seems to think it's gonna be Sayid, noooooooooooo!
I know I'm gonna get hell for this but I wouldn't mind if Hurley keeled over from high cholesterol....;P
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LOST peeps: I don't remember hearing about somebody dying... Maybe I was too busy watching that I wasn't listening very well. I bet Frank is gonna die. I can see him taking a bullet for someone.
Who is that hotloooking homosexual that the fish is rubbing on?
Did we see the outline of substantial sizemeat in Mary's shorts?
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Deputy Trudy Wiegel LOL re the 70's. I'm seriously praying it's freaking Faraday! People it better not be: Sawyer, Sayid, Desmond, Miles, Jin, Sun....Locke's already dead, who else, oh not Richard either!
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I don't think it's possible for Richard to die. And I'm with you, please, please, pretty please kill that whispering shit with the hipster beard Faraday. Or Kate. I still can't stand that chick.
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Oh, her little pick and shovel are off to the side.
Looks like they know the cameras are out there and are doing a photo op. I have no use for that slime, Slade.
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