Don't Stop Believing!
Jenna Jameson's twin boys slid down her Drop Out coochie on Monday in Newport Beach and we finally know their names. Well, InTouch claims they know anyway. According to sources, Jenna and Baby Huety named their boys Jesse and Journey Jett. Journey fucking Jett. I guess Old Milwaukee Trans Am and Natty Ice Pinto were already taken in her family.
I mean, was Journey Jett born with a mullet and wearing a cut-off monster truck t-shirt? Poor kid probably already has a police record thanks to his name. That's a name a judge was meant to say. Damn, Jenna! And I bet you Sunbeam Bread stock is going to go through the fucking roof!
But then again, Journey is the greatest band ever. "Don't Stop Believing" can be played in church or at a strip club. It's the theme song of our lives!
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Someone needs to add "Don't Stop Believing" to either Rock Band or Guitar Hero. That's totally a song I could - and would - rock out to.
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No matter the name. They're gonna have to leave the planet to live down their mother's reputation. I predict it will start at age 3 for those two on the play ground, just reference Kingston Rossdale and the beatdown in the face he got the other day. Maybe their dad will teach them how to beat a bitch and put them in a dickhead lock to protect their feelings by then.
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Yeah, cuz the kid had a hell of a Journey getting out of her body.
God knows what was lodged up inside her from years ago.
Thankfully, Charlie gave his twin boys normal names.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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