Don't Stop Believing!
Jenna Jameson's twin boys slid down her Drop Out coochie on Monday in Newport Beach and we finally know their names. Well, InTouch claims they know anyway. According to sources, Jenna and Baby Huety named their boys Jesse and Journey Jett. Journey fucking Jett. I guess Old Milwaukee Trans Am and Natty Ice Pinto were already taken in her family.
I mean, was Journey Jett born with a mullet and wearing a cut-off monster truck t-shirt? Poor kid probably already has a police record thanks to his name. That's a name a judge was meant to say. Damn, Jenna! And I bet you Sunbeam Bread stock is going to go through the fucking roof!
But then again, Journey is the greatest band ever. "Don't Stop Believing" can be played in church or at a strip club. It's the theme song of our lives!
K, whatever. Butt has she ever considered what her *shiver* children are going to go through in life? You KNOW as soon as little kids, darlings that they are, can say, "Yo mama's a ho," they're going to be saying it - over and over and over. "How many dicks yo mama suck?" "Yo mama's hole is soooooooo big ... *insert hole joke of the day*" Her kids are going to suffer, bet on it. Doesn't matter if that's just what she did to make some very decent money. Any time her kids DO make some friends, their fathers will always make a point to escort them back to the James residence ... que porno music.
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It's grilled cheese samich, hunny buns, not girl cheese.
@ Zoe
I thought she looked like she had work done. She is still a pretty girl, though I wouldn't sit in the same seat as she had after she got up.
Jenna is almost unrecognizable when compared to her former self. It's kinda unsettling in a way.
She's becoming a drag version of herself or something.
She's gonna start orbiting Tito if he keeps gaining weight. jesus.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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~Zoe
http://www.myspace.com/misszoesimone
She looks so hoooot! I am her big fan! Just a question I saw her profile "minilovekiin"on mil lionair e dat in g si te ---***"rich match ma king. C 0 M"***last week. Just curious! looooooooool
You know I never had any beef with Jenna, I always thought she was an airhead who hit hard times and did what she had to do. There was always this childlike innocence about her that made me not want to punch her in the face. But now that she has gone and reproduced I am feeling very different. I think this was an incredibly selfish thing for her to do, she should have not had children. There are some people who should not have kids and she is one. She can be as good of a mother as she wants to be but what her kids will know about her is inevitable. No child deserves what these kids are in for, the shit they will go thru and when they are old enough to realize who their mom is they will be sickened. And to make matters worse she had 2 boys. Having kids is a PRIVILEGE NOT A RIGHT. Just cuz you have a pussy does not mean you should pop kids out of it. Good for her that she has 2 healthy babies but bad for them, what a fucked up situation to bring kids into. People are so fuckin selfish it makes me sick.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
Jesse's a great name.
Journey Jett... wtf, not so much.
Meh, the name Journey Jett is stupid, but I think it's pretty negligible, because he will inevitably just go by the name Jett. (On the other hand, with a name like Bronx Mowgli, you do not have any go-to alternatives)
And I don't get the Sunbeam joke.
cmes
How selfish for someone like her to have a kid. Can you imagine having to grow up with a trogladite father, retarded fucking names, and a mother that you and everyone you have to go to school with can google getting dped and come up with a million hits. Really, she should not have children.
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
I knew a chick named Journey (Juerny).
I try not to throw around the word retarded very often, because my BIL is retarded, but damn, what'shisname sure does look "special".
Why do the slutty ones always seem to have boys?
Jacuzzi Jett would've been better.
I can't believe they named that innocent little boy Journey. Yeah, I see tough times ahead for him.
"That shit would be all up in your possum pie and glazed donut hole."
His head is shaped like a giant eggplant and his features look like some Mr. Potato Head shit.
I just can't figure out why anyone would choose to reproduce with this Mongoloid. The one in the hat, I mean.
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Did you say dick cream?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:21pm.
RIGHT ON that is the truth.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Hahaha, The drop out coochie...like Splash Mountain at Disney!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I found a great site _______Wealthybeauty . C OM_______ . It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)
Submitted by Charles Manson on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:21pm.
STEVE PERRY HAD ONE OF THE BEST IF NOT THE FUCKING BEST TENOR VOICES EVER. DONT EVEN MIX UP HIM WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SWAMP FILTH. HIM ALONG WITH FREDDY MURCURY WERE BOTH CLASSICALLY TRAINED AND SHOULDNT EVEN BE PUT IN THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY AS THESE SWAMP FLIES.
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*Swoon*...My Cholly's way with words never ceases to amaze me...You tell 'em Cholly!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
isn't that the ufc dude? tito ortiz?
I ain't gon' say one bad thing bout no jenna then
btw my friend zak kilburg worked with her in
"zombie strippers"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
This dude must have a huge peenor because he is ugly as hell and probably has the personality of a tampon applicator.
I thought for sure they'd go with Walker and Texas Ranger.
They can be playpals with Miller Lyte McConaghey.
And Pabst Blue Ribbon Hilton.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
LOL. Old Milwaukee Trans Am.
BEST NAME EVER!
Poor kid will be harrassed bad in high school. his bullies will be jerking off to his mother's pictures while bullying him about his name.
and yes, i'm not ashamed to admit that i love journey...but only if steve perry is singing...
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nice ass...when does it open?
they still make sunbeam bread?
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nice ass...when does it open?
She's still a cheap whore no matter how "mainstream" she gets.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Looks like Vadge isn't the only succubus out there. Baby Huey ain't aging well, but Jenna looks almost...pretty in that pic.
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Bottom-feeder.
STEVE PERRY HAD ONE OF THE BEST IF NOT THE FUCKING BEST TENOR VOICES EVER. DONT EVEN MIX UP HIM WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SWAMP FILTH. HIM ALONG WITH FREDDY MURCURY WERE BOTH CLASSICALLY TRAINED AND SHOULDNT EVEN BE PUT IN THE SAME MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY AS THESE SWAMP FLIES.
I worked with someone whose friend named her daughter Journee, so at least Jenna spelled it right.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:00pm.
So, it's Jesse and Journey Jett and Jenna Jameson! All those Js! It's like an X-rated Duggar clan.
Well Jameson is not her real name, Massoli, which sounds Italian to me. So she is actually JM, not a JJ. But you'r right all those J's are dumb imo.
3009 AD
Monday, March 16th 2009-Scientists have definitively traced this date as the day that the human species split into two widely divergent groups. The "intelligent" ruling class and the "hunchbacked dim-wit" laboring class.
the DUDE! abides...
What a stupid fucking name Journey, Jett wouldnt of been bad alone, but together it is fuckery.
And Jesse isn't bad.
What in the fucking name of Tippi Hedren is this horeshit? <---- Typo, but I'm keeping it.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:04pm.
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Does MK think JJ looks like the Sunbeam girl?
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:04pm.
Is Sunbeam a trailer-trash brand, or somethin'?
Yes: fluffy and nutrition-free.
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Pas de shorts, monsieur.
OK, I give up. I've gone to that bread site four times and still don't get MK's Sunbeam joke. Is Sunbeam a trailer-trash brand, or somethin'?
I hope Journey grows up to be a porn star. He could do a whole series starting with Journey to the Center of My Girth.
LOL@MK
I read this snatch's biography, I am more concerned about the drug abuse. In this day and age with amatuer porn all over the place, having a camslut for a mother won't be unique.
So, it's Jesse and Journey Jett and Jenna Jameson! All those Js! It's like an X-rated Duggar clan.
Stoney, it's Ortiz. Journey Ortiz. Jesse Ortiz
Considering Jenna Jameson is a made-up porn name, they'll be fine.
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Pas de shorts, monsieur.
Stoney, it's Ortiz, isn't it?
So, did they name Journey Jett after Revolta's dead son?
Does Jesse have a middle name?
I would assume that their last name would be Ortiz.
Ok, what is their last name? I need to put this all together.
God, he looks dumb.
Ho Ugly! I didn't think Baby Huey could GET more unattractive, but slap a ball cap on that queef and Ta-Fuckin-DA!!!
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Do these stupid fuckers actually understand that this is a real live person's NAME? It's not just an excuse to ponder the odd combinations that mean something retarded in your own life! Seriously, Journey will eventually be an ADULT MAN with the name JOURNEY. Jesus Christ I hate people.
Was the name Zygote Stained Face already taken?
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"