Open Post: Hosted By Nancy Grace Period

ricki lake & snowy: THANK YOU! I just came out of a horrendous financials meeting & needed a laugh. Your pounding of maywest69 was just what the doctor ordered!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

EEG - thanks to dlisted, some whore pointed me to Findadeath.com, I got lost over there for an entire day reading stories and looking at death.

If we are still talking about annoying commercials, the Viva Viagra really pisses me off.

Also the Metamucil commercial where the family is at Yellowstone Park and the tour guide puts Metamucil in Old Faithful. Who is the dumb fuck that thought that was a cool idea?

angel_i on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:05pm

EUREKA!
Panty Pudding, I was tryna 'member that one, I kept picturing Shitney and her period slot shot.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

M.E.,

Funny how you can count on dlisted to send you on your way to porn!

One of the things that makes this such a beautiful place. Sniff.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:42pm.

Nancy Grace
Grace Period
Period Panty
Panty Waste
Waste Basket
Basket Case
............KEVIN BACON!

I'm bored and loopy.
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LOL!

Myself, I would have gone:
Panty Pudding
Pudding Pop
Pop Tart
.............KEVIN BACON!

I, too, am bored and loopy!

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With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Falkor - Jesus Fucking Christ! I just spent 20 GD minutes looking at dick, tits, poop, fucked up signage. Does that site ever have an end to it!?!?

*bookmarks it*

Bradi! xo :D

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Silvara,

I went to my state's dept of labor site and my state laws don't provide for any rest periods or meal breaks for workers either. Nice way to create bad morale, decrease productivity, and send the business totally down the toilet. I can't believe it.

I think maybe people get used to thinking it's a law because most unions have negotiated contracts that state the workers get a 1/2 hour meal break for every 8 hours of work, etc.

zomay on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:54pm

hahahaha, I like those commercials too.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

i cant wait! Yeah looks like fun .I dont ask I just do!

But I do like the commercials where the guy is the sun and he makes jimmy dean breakfast meals. He hands one to the moon guy. Then offers him another one, and the moon says, no thanks, I am full. Heeheeheee

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Nancy Grace was very disappointed that the state of Florida wasn't going to pursue the death penalty in the case against Casey Anthony.

I watch her show occasionally and I always laugh when her voice changes when she's showing off her twins and then afterward goes back into bitch mode.

IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!

I HATE HATE HATE that commercial.
And the new Comcast ones.

SHANKAPOTTOMUS!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:44pm.

What about state law. California Labor Code section 512 requires that breaks be given.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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*beep beep*

I am too lazy to read all these posts...any updates on Natasha?

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The progressive chick doesn't bother me as much as that Everett University (or whatever) ad where they guy urges you to get off the couch pick up the phone and call now!
Or the hoveround commercials with the techno-pop music and the oldsters circling on their hoverounds.
Or anything to do with hair removal.

Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:39pm.

Since this is an open post and all, hosted by Nancy Grace's PMSing period, I just have to finally use the opportunity to complain about that Humana health insurance commercial with the old husband and wife.

You guys ever see it?
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I could go on about these creepy ass commercials I see forever. The one that really irks me is the black guy who speaks like hes talking to a retarded 2 year turtle about going to Columbia college to get your 8 month certificate to be a medical records clerk or amateur surgeon....or how you can get a cool career guide for culinary school. so annoying!

Speaking of commercials, the Progessive Insurance lady BUGS me. Has anyone yelled at the TV before? The Progessive Insurance lady with her headband! SHUT UP lady. No one gets that excited about insurance, you whacko.

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LOL Momus, I never considered that maybe he was one of the original stalkers. That gives it a whole new creepier edge. Especially since she's still married to the old perv after 50 years! lol

ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:30pm
Oh it was so intended!!!

Not to get into a big discussion mainly because it sickens me but:

http://www.dol.gov/dol/topic/workhours/breaks.htm

There is not a federal law which mandates breaks. Its a "courtesy" which many people believe is a law.

Anyway I just spit in someones drink so I feel better (kidding)

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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:40pm.

falkor,

Thank you from the bottom of my straight(ish) heart!
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HA haaa!

No prob. Everyone needs to see a strong, erect, good looking peen every now and again!

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:36pm.
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I'm just wondering where us hobags can sign up for one of these dick jobs.

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Hustler? Playgirl?

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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ugh, Falkor...

In the full size pic, you can see there is a kid at that party, and from the looks of the rest of those heifers, boner boy was the only "hot" dog there.

Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:39pm.

I thought the guy was a stalker who couldn't take "no" for an answer.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Nancy Grace
Grace Period
Period Panty
Panty Waste
Waste Basket
Basket Case
............KEVIN BACON!

I'm bored and loopy.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:36pm.
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I'm just wondering where us hobags can sign up for one of these dick jobs.

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

I like both weiner in bun pix! Yay!

falkor,

Thank you from the bottom of my straight(ish) heart!

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Since this is an open post and all, hosted by Nancy Grace's PMSing period, I just have to finally use the opportunity to complain about that Humana health insurance commercial with the old husband and wife.

You guys ever see it?

The husband says "I had to ask her to marry me THREE times." And she says, "I told him NO TWICE!"

(Oh, how effin romantic, what the heck did he even want that grouchy beeyotch for?)

Then she says that he serenaded her under her window "until I MADE HIM STOP!"

WTH? This guy is doing a sweet romantic thing like that and old grouch puss is yelling at him to shut up?

Who wrote such a depressing commercial to sell health insurance to old people? Wouldn't you want to tell a sweet love story about these old people being happy together all these years, and that they always relied on each other and depended on each other, and now "YOU can rely on and depend on our great Humana product, blah blah blah"

I never got why they thought such a grouchy, hateful old broad who didn't want to marry her husband and hated it every time he did something romantic for her was gonna be a great spokesperson for their stuff.

Falkor...my life is complete. Thank you, from the bottom of my gay heart. May dulcet-toned angels sing thee to thy rest until the end of days.

Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:35pm.
Here is a full sized pic of my avie http://www.boners.com/grub/805705.html
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:D

Gawd, I'm a (blind) moron.

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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs

@ISMU

All puns are intended ... just not always admitted to.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Here is a full sized pic of my avie http://www.boners.com/grub/805705.html

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:23pm.
@Momus
I have a dick job! Cant get into specifics, but I'm ball and chained to my desk.
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No pun intended?

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

And I must need to get my eyes checked cuz I thought Falcor's avie was a guy holding a tray of corn.

:P

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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs

Silvara - WHat state do you live in that doesn't legally give workers (of 8 hours or more) two 10/15 minute breaks and a 1/2 hour - Hour lunch?

So it's being reported that Baby Hughie and Jenna Jameson have named the twins Jesse Jameson Ortiz and Journey Jett Ortiz.

What, no Jerkoff or Jizz?

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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs

I'm too lazy to read to catch up. What did I miss, what are the topics. WHo's naked?

Another weiner in a bun:
http://www.thinkcooper.com/images/weiner_dog_in_bun.jpg
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?

@Momus
I have a dick job! Cant get into specifics, but I'm ball and chained to my desk.

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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:15pm.

Why can't you take a break?

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Soooooo
Bored
Cant
Keep
Going

My job centers around catering to a bunch of uptight fuck asses and I'm not allowed to take a break for the NINE fucking hours I'm here, and one day I'm just gonna snap!
One day I'm gonna be that person who jumps on top of her desk and begins screaming obscenities at anyone within earshot while flinging sharpened pencils all Electra like at apendages!!!
Yes, I'm thankful for my job, but it still makes me want to hunt some of these bitches down in the middle of the night and shove dirt down their contantly running pie holes
fuck!!!!

Sorry
I'm done now

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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".

ricki,

Snort! Please go sort out CandyPerfumeGirl on the Octocunt thread. Bitch is delusional.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

It is really, really sad about Natasha Richardson. Not only is she a fine actress, she does a lot for charity, and always seemed like a warm person. Plus, she's married to that hot piece, Liam Neeson. I'm still hoping for good news, but it's not looking very likely. :(

EEG- Seriously, I don't get why there can't just be a day where people aren't themselves and it's O-fucking-kay and not something to flip your cuntswitch over.

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

ISMU: Stay away from her for a few days.

My sister is the biggest cunt on wheels when she's PMSing. There are like three days a month when it's okay to deal with her. Every time I talk to her on the phone, she's pissy and complainy and impatient. I dread talking to her these days.

I like Falkor's avie too.
I had to really squint at it to figger it out!

Hey folks it's a gorgeous pre-spring day here in Western PA, the temp is already about 70°.
I do not feel like working or dealing with clients.
Took my pug for a walk outside and now she's sleeping in the sun coming thru my window.

I thought she's dried up by now....

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

http://twoliablog.com/teacups-and-couture/

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:07pm.

And I will NEVER forgive Nancy Grace for virtually ignoring OctoCunt. She's always droning on about the "sweet little innocent BABIES" all the time and she hasn't TOUCHED this story.
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There's something REALLY weird with the way the media is handling this story...I smell a conspiracy....*adjusts tinfoil hat*

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