Open Post: Hosted By Nancy Grace Period

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:50pm.

They're mostly local. Mostly carpet companies, banks, colleges, etc. If you've heard them I really got screwed money-wize, lol.

Bitches, I was a size 0 for most of my life. Then I turned 30, and went on a medication called Seroquel. I gained 40 fucking pounds in 3 months, and I can't get it off, I'm a size 10 now. I'm so depressed over it I can barely leave my house.

Seroquel is evil, just evil. And I hate my doctor for not telling me it can cause SEVERE weight gain.

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

OMG Clarisse, you sound like my damn mother! ;P LOL she never shuts up about the damn "iceberg has no nutritional value WHATSOEVER"! LMAO

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:51pm.
TV - should I bring my vat of KY?

MUAH!
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Just dip yourself in it.

xo

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

M.E.
Is it Iceburg? Too much Iceburg is no good.

Iceberg lettuce is all water and has virtually no nutritional value.

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Snowy - FUCK NO! My company is contracted to service with them and we need to discuss the new contract, new billing procedures, new service procedures, forms, etc.

Not looking forward to it.

Bossman just yelled for me. I'll be gone for about 2 -3 hours. Have fun horz!

KD - the wraps use 4 pieces of redleaf.

And holy crap, I don't think I have EVER worn a size 3. I probably couldn't. I don't think I could go lower than a size 6. I'm trying to get there, but it's so hard! I like food too much, especially carbs.

Stoney, I've been trying to lose the last of the baby flab. It's been so FUCKING hard! It's really true when people tell you that after 30 your metabolism slows fucking down! UGH!

M.E. are you enlisting? :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:25pm.
Lettuce wrap for lunch yesterday, hamburger with lettuce for a bun for dinner last night and a lettuce wrap for lunch today.
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That doesn't really sound like a lot, but I've never had a lettuce wrap and don't know how much lettuce it takes.

TV - should I bring my vat of KY?

MUAH!

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:37pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:20pm.

LOL I'm sure you've never heard them.

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Ooooooh. You've piqued my curiosity. Tell us more about your ads ... if you're allowed.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Bitchette - It's ok. I know what you are trying to say! LOL.

And they are wide legged slacks.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:14pm.
Re lettuce...yes you silly slut!
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My ass answered my question for me. DAMN! Is all I have to say.

Lettuce wrap for lunch yesterday, hamburger with lettuce for a bun for dinner last night and a lettuce wrap for lunch today.

:shocky face:

I'm leaving in a 1/2 hour for a meeting with the Navy. RUH ROH!
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45 minutes, M.E. is covered by seamen.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

I used to wear size three jeans from Target when I waited tables. Now my fat ass probably couldn't get one leg in.

Maybe an accident and outcome like poor Natasha Richardson's will make certain celebrities re-evaluate their lives and their behavior, realizing how precious life is and how we are ALL mortal and how, in the end, money and fame really don't matter all that much after all.

Buuuuuuut......I doubt it.

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

Bitchette - they're not jr's clothes! Different brands use different sizes!! I'm usually a 4 in my Gap/Old Navy jeans/pants. 26 in Lucky brand adnd 3 in this brand.

I wish pant size was universal.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:09pm.
Serious question: Will eating too much lettuce give you diarrhea?
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Did you rinse it? It could have pesticides on it. I think eating too much of anything could give you diarhea.

M.E.
didn't mean to tell you that right before you went to a meeting.
also- congrats on fittin into those jeans!

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Believe me, I'm hoping TMZ is wrong. I just thought I'd post an update..

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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:35pm.

M.E. i'm going to put you on What Not To Wear!!! size 3 is jrs. bad!
women wear size 2-4. don't you want jeans that make your non 13yro ass look gooood??

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

I leave in ten minutes for my meeting. I am nervous!!

FUCK! I hate Naval officials!!!!

I don't care what TMZ is reporting, and what "sources" they are using. It's not her rep or her family. I won't believe anything till a statement from one of them is made.

Submitted by natasha240 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:40pm.
Here is the link, so sad:
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I'm still confused as to what actually happened.

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Here is the link, so sad:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/18/natasha-richardson-life-support-plug-pulle...

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

Not sure if anyone has posted this, but TMZ posted that Natasha Richardson was taken off life support at 1:30.

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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM

Submitted by Mel on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:36pm.

Really? That's pretty funny, but I'm sure Natalie Portman has higher standards.

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:20pm.

LOL I'm sure you've never heard them.

I just heard that Brad Pitt signed to do a romantic comedy with Natalie Portman.

Have the Brangaloonies gone insane yet?

I mean she's 28, attractive and has a college degree.

EEG - I managed to put my size 3 pants on today. No muffin top! *MUAH!*

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:29pm.

You didn't tell us what hair you needed to wash/clean.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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momus,

You didn't cover the french bath...perfume in the pits.

M.E., quit obsessing about your weight you skinny bitch!

I say that with dlisted love.

Really going to taxman now. Fuck.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

did anyone watch will farrell as bush, salute to america, or whatever??

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:14pm.
Re lettuce...yes you silly slut!
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My ass answered my question for me. DAMN! Is all I have to say.

Lettuce wrap for lunch yesterday, hamburger with lettuce for a bun for dinner last night and a lettuce wrap for lunch today.

:shocky face:

I'm leaving in a 1/2 hour for a meeting with the Navy. RUH ROH!

Submitted by Falkor on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:35pm.
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Is that your peen?
NiiiiiCE!

Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:10pm.
M.E.,

No more sites! Unwashed hair, dog walking clothes on and taxes to do.

Peeks back at efukt.

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Problems solved so you can stay here.

1. Unwashed hair. "Psssssssst" dry shampoo. You can spray it on and brush your hair while at your computer.

2. Dog walking. Tie the leash the front door. You can clean the mess later.

3. Clothes. Wash them while you sleep.

4. Taxes. Go to a tax preparer with your box of unsorted receipts.

At dlisted, we have an answer for every one of life's problems. ;)

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Oh I see I'm in the wrong thread.

*hides business cards reading advertising copywriter*

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No. Wait. Don't go. You prolly write the ads we like.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Tracy Lynn on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:56pm.

Yes, and just like your avie, I feel as if I'm stuck in a damned dust bowl...

Okay, I'm done being dramatic. Thanks for listening.
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".

Oh I see I'm in the wrong thread.

*hides business cards reading advertising copywriter*

Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:12pm.
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Wait,the best on the Scooter Store is when they make the old lady do doughnuts in the freaking wheel chaair!!!!!!!LoL

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I am always wishing she'd wipe out!

Re lettuce...yes you silly slut!

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:12pm.
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Wait,the best on the Scooter Store is when they make the old lady do doughnuts in the freaking wheel chaair!!!!!!!LoL

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:09pm.

LOL, me too! That and the library cam where you look for the ghost.

My 11 year old Daughter and I were watching the Subway commercial that has the used car salesman in the beginning.
She was like WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A HOAGIE/SUB?

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:10pm.

Hahahaha! The Scooter Store! I hate that one too. Gives me nightmares about shopping at Wal-Mart.

M.E.,

No more sites! Unwashed hair, dog walking clothes on and taxes to do.

Peeks back at efukt.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:08pm.
If we are still talking about annoying commercials, the Viva Viagra really pisses me off.

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Video Professor, Rosetta Stone, the Christian Children's Fund, and the Scooter Store! I fucking hate these commercials.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:09pm.
Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:44pm.

What about state law. California Labor Code section 512 requires that breaks be given.

I'm moving to California one of you bihotchess needs to make some room.
My state does not.
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I am thankful to live in CA on that note.

Serious question: Will eating too much lettuce give you diarrhea?

Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:44pm.

What about state law. California Labor Code section 512 requires that breaks be given.

I'm moving to California one of you bihotchess needs to make some room.
My state does not.

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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".