Open Post: Hosted By Nancy Grace Period

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:32pm.

Oh please oh please oh please!!!! Come back!! I can't do it all on my own!!!

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OK, but will someone notify my next of kin that I had a stroke?!

I fear if I go back, I won't come oout alive.

*swallows 3 aspirin*

Here I come Stoney! *throws open thread door*

AND FURTHERMORE...........................

Yay! I love Nancy Grace and open posts!!!!
Welcome back to some of you whores
*coughs*

YMaT and Triscuit EEg

Snowy/Rosebud- Thanks. My typing skills suck tho! So many typos, but can't be bothered to proof or correct.

*makes note to write H.S typing teacher regarding her shit teaching skills*

Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:32pm.

Oh please oh please oh please!!!! Come back!! I can't do it all on my own!!!

Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:46pm.
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My 11 year old and I share jeans,too.
*cringes*
That is bad,right?
(granted she is only 2 inches smaller than me)

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Only when you both wear the jeans at the same time. ;)

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:25pm.
devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:21pm

I'm boycotting that shit, but why are you about to stroke out?? Nosy heiffers wanna know.

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I am going to start boycotting! My throbbing temples!

There is a poster who keeps defending Octomom and the only thing she brings up is AIG and now Angelina Jolie!

Normally, unless it was with La Cucaracha, I don't get so fired up, but this poster today on Octo thread has me nearing straight jacket status.

*inhales deeply, vows to never go back to thread*

Snowy- no problem

Devilgirl, you were right on with your comments tho.

thanks Sheeps, that's very interesting and the article will be great ammo against my Mom, ;O
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:17pm.

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I'm actually the same--I have a little extra meat, but it's (mostly) in the right places, and I have heavy bones. People always guess my weight as lower than it actually is, which is good, i guess...but once in a while I'll step on a scale thinking I'm not as heavy as I actually am and set myself up for a crap surprise!

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:46pm.
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My 11 year old and I share jeans,too.
*cringes*
That is bad,right?
(granted she is only 2 inches smaller than me)

Iceberg is not so much devoid of nutrients as much less rich in them than other greens. It has vitamin K and other amino acids and minerals. Here's one source (of many on-topic) that's fairly clear:

http://www.dietdetective.com/content/view/3164/158/

LOL DG I loved your rant, esp:"It isn't as if she got raped and ended up with octuplets by a weird twist of fate- SHE FUCKING ENGINEERED THIS WHOLE SCAM."

LMAO you go gurllllllll!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:21pm

I'm boycotting that shit, but why are you about to stroke out?? Nosy heiffers wanna know.

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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".

natasha, KD is right. When I first started doing TAE BO, I would take a break about 20 minutes into a 45 minute DVD. Sometimes I couldn't keep up. But I kept doing it and after a couple of weeks, you find it gets easier and easier. I promise you will see a change. And Billy is so inspirational and positive.

There are also different dance DVD's. Sometimes I work out to "Shimmy." which is a belly dancing workout class on FitTV. This is all stuff you can do in the privacy fo your home.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

I am going to have a stroke if I don't stay out of the Octomom thread!

I am 5'1½" and weigh 145.
I've lost 22# in about 6 months and have kept it off for 6 months.
Just by eating healthy/no fried foods/less bread.
And drinking more water and less alcohol.
I wear a Jr 11 and am glad of it.
I need to up my routine and lose about 20# more.
I'm 46 and too old for Jr clothes but they fit better than Misses clothes.
Just bought myself a whack of new duds at Kohl's on clearance today. Gotta look good for my trip to London next month.

Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 03/18/2009 -

Right there with you sister!
I'm 5'9 and look hot as hell at a size 10, but I cannot seem to muster the "giveashitatude"

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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:06pm.

I'm only 5'7", but with booty, hips, and big boobs, it distorts your clothes size. I think I'd easily be a size 4 if I had less shape. I'm just a very dense girl. Heavy muscles and bones. I am a lot heavier than I look. People would guess my weight prbably 20 pounds less than I actually am.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Snowy,
It's Sir Laurence Kerr Olivier!

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Submitted by natasha240 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:10pm.
Miss Thang:

I tried some of Billy Banks' stuff on Demand, that is some hard core stuff, I just about died. I need to work up to that, it's hard moving this bigger body around.
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Do it anyway and just do what you can and each time you do it it will be easier for you.
You can't expect to keep doing the same thing and get better results, so you have to either up the time on the treadmill and doing strength training, or cut your calories about 200 more. AND if you are cutting your calories below 1500/day, then you are not eating enough and your body will go into starvation mode and not let go of the fat.

Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:11pm.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:06pm.

5'9" and an 8. And it is harder the older you get.

Celexa does not cause weight gain.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

Stoney:

My entire life I was 105.....imagine going up 40 lbs and 10 dress sizes in 3 months.....it's like being transplanted into an alien body. It's a huge change in a short amount of time.

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

ha ha KD the white part is the best part! yummy!:P
PS I am gonna answer your email when I go home but I am really not the one to ask, I am a BAD VEGETARIAN, I don't work hard enough at getting complete protien...

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:09pm.

right? healthy weight for 5'6" is like 130- 150, so seems like your healthy.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:06pm.

Yup, I'm 5'8" and almost a size 10. I will be soon.

Miss Thang:

I tried some of Billy Banks' stuff on Demand, that is some hard core stuff, I just about died. I need to work up to that, it's hard moving this bigger body around.

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

bitchette thanks, I don't think I have ever seen that but I will look for it and give it a shot!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Ok, this would be a good place to rant this:

I have always heard that the greener the lettuce the healthier it is, so it always ticks me off somethin' fierce when I order a burger with lettuce, and that stuff is the crappy, chunky WHITE kind. I mean, c'mon! Is it too much to ask for even half decent lettuce?

So, you're 5'6" 145? I'm sorry but I can't seem to grasp why that would make you so depressed you can't leave the house.

@ Madam

I know! I was depressed enough before, now that I'm 10 sizes bigger, I'm damned near suicidal. Although this is the only drug that ever made me gain weight, and I have been on quite a few.

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

natasha, I'm telling you, get you some TAEBO DVD's. Even if you don't want to buy them, request them from your local library. Do 2 DVD's each day. It works.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:07pm.
try butter lettuce. its yummy! nice and smooth, little crunch, and not all water.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

I know I know RL but I really only like Iceberg. I mean Romaine is OK, I need my lettuce to be CRISPY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:03pm.
Some people look good as a size 10. I guess it all depends on how the weight is distributed.

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I think the taller you are...I'm 5'9" and I think I look damn fine as a 10. hopefully I'll be there again, soon...

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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."

I'm 5'6" with a small frame. I've been 105lbs my entire adult life, til now. I've been doing my treadmill and light strength training, but it won't budge.

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

Submitted by natasha240 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:57pm.
Bitches, I was a size 0 for most of my life. Then I turned 30, and went on a medication called Seroquel. I gained 40 fucking pounds in 3 months, and I can't get it off, I'm a size 10 now. I'm so depressed over it I can barely leave my house.

Seroquel is evil, just evil. And I hate my doctor for not telling me it can cause SEVERE weight gain.
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Please be careful with those Seroquel, they are dangerous and make people into zombies. They make you retain water so that is where the weight comes in and most anti depressants make you gain weight, that is why I refuse to go on any, I was on Remeron for a while and I got so fat so fast. I cant afford to get heavier. So I wont take meds that I truly do need. Its a bad situation, they need to come up with something that doesnt make you gain weight like that overnight. That just adds to your depression, well for me anyway.

Lol, it might have been annoying to hear from your mother, but it is true, iceberg lettuce is devoid of real nutrients. The best leafy greens for you are romaine and spinach.

@Stoney:

Fuck that, I went completely off of it. It's just so frustrating, I feel like an alien in my own skin, it's horrifying. If only someone would have told me it would do this to me.

Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09

I hear you bitches. Smallest I have ever been is a six and that is when I had anorexia.

My bones be big.

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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.

I'm a size 8 and honestly, I feel like I look like a damn crackhead. So, it depends on your body type and shape.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Some people look good as a size 10. I guess it all depends on how the weight is distributed.

Fucking TMZ is reporting that the plug was pulled on Natasha at 1:30 this afternoon. Anyone else here about this from a real reliable source other than them. Im going to be watching the news in 20 minutes. Hopefully they will say if its true or not. I feel so heartbroken and awful for Liam and his kids. Truly truly heartbreaking. RIP NATASHA, I hope this isnt true, but if it is, go with the angels cause you were one.

If its not true, please Natasha, pull through this, the world needs you and so does your family, especially your family.
xoxxo

Submitted by natasha240 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:57pm.

HOw tall are you?

Submitted by natasha240 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:57pm.

Zoloft made me gain 20 lb.s in 2 months. I quit that bitch asap and immediately began doing 2 hours of cardio daily. Get some fitness DVDs if you don't want to leave the house. Billy Blanks was my BFF for a couple months there.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

LOL Clarie: who is that in your avie today? I keep thinking it's that guy from Wings
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

ME- my mommy has told me before that apples make you go when you can't and stop you up when you need it, so ..can you find an apple?

Submitted by natasha240 on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 2:57pm.

Damn, that sucks. I'm sure you've considered alternative treatments.

I had a personal trainer tell me once that because of my bone structure and musculature, it would be impossible for me to get smaller than a size 8 or 10 and still be healthy. yeah, it was depressing as hell.

HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!

Snowy!
psssssssst! Don't tell your mom, but I learned that from being a good bunny mommy!

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