OctoCrazy Brings Home Two Babies
The blonde chick in the picture above says it all: "I went to junior college for this shit!?" Yes. Yes, you did.
Last night, the crazy circus in OctoMommy's head re-imagined itself on her front lawn in La Habra, CA. That's because for some fucked up reason, the hospital allowed her to bring two of her eight newborns home. Somehow the media and hundreds of people got the hint this was going to happen. Yeah, they must have figured it out thanks to the press release, the sky writing in the air and OctoCrazy running down the street screaming, "MY BABEHS ARE COMING HOME at 8:02pm pst, get a picture with them for $4.99."
Kaiser Permanente in Bellflower agreed to release Noah and Isaiah after checking OctoCrazy's new house and making sure she had enough help to take care of them. They obviously didn't check the house in her head!
The other six newborns are still in the hospital.
I wonder how hard it was getting Noah and Isaiah out of the hospital? They were probably grabbing on to furniture, holding on to the elevators and screaming for mercy as the Crazy Baby Lady dragged them out.
Here's some video and a few pictures of all the madness. OctoCrazy's fucked-up dreams are coming true! I haven't seen an insane twinkle in the eye like that since Jack Nicholson in The Shining.
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Fuckin' hilarious, man. I don't know what's sadder, octocunt or our goddamn society eating this shit up. How about the real losery crowd gathered, who the fuck cares. Did you see how fuckin' bad she looked?
Laughing my fucking ass off at "I went to junior college for this shit!?"
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
I hate this delusional, smug, fame-whoring, lazy, lying lunatic! She is going to do nothing but teach those kids how to live comfortably as a do nothing leech. Fuck her to the nth degree of fucktivity! Worthless bitch!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
ooh, i was just sneaking in for a peek.
As the secretary for COMINGBACK, I have to relay her message.
WHY OH WHY Y'ALLZ BE LIKE FIGHTIN' OR SUMP-FIN'? YOU KNOW, SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO HUMP A STORK EIGHT TIMES JUST BECAUSE THERE WAS NO DORK INVOLVED. TO HER, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A DAD NAMED BLOOP BLOOP. ONLY THING IS THAT SHE DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH TEATS.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 8:18pm.
Yipee for Devilgirl!
You are saving me the effort of typing( gosh arent we all so pathetic here, look at me wasting time worrying about typing & all!) by already making comments which consist mainly of everything I am thinking...Very cool.
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Thanks Gia, although the person to whom it is directed is appearently as thick as a plank and not only cannot read, but has no level of comprehension either.
Police helicopter - check.
Newsvans - double check.
Cops - triple check.
Unruly crowd with nothing better to do - quadruple check.
Angelina Jolie lookalike fuckin nutcase - quintuple check.
Irresponsible hospital social workers - sextuple check.
A long slow ride on the taxpayer gravy train - septuple check.
And, last but not least, two tiny victims - octuple check!!!!
Yipee for Devilgirl!
You are saving me the effort of typing( gosh arent we all so pathetic here, look at me wasting time worrying about typing & all!) by already making comments which consist mainly of everything I am thinking...Very cool.
@Nanoop:
Good for you! I learned the hard way too. *sigh*
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I still wanna know what the fuck is up with her lips!!!!!
Oh and I never said that I didn't hate Octocunt.
LEARN TO READ MORON!
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:47pm.
It is crystal clear at this point that you don't care about AIG or anything but getting some attention by being a shit stirrer.
Skippin' on over your posts from here on out.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I give the babies a years before they are taken away for good.
According to the lawyer of "Waiting Angels (or whatthefuckever their name is", they can onlt support Nadya and babies as long as ppl are donating. As of right now they only have funds for a year, If they dont get more donations, then the children are SCREWED.
I know i shouldnt wish harm for those kids...BUT everyone needs some TOUGH Love, no more MAC Cosmetic shopping sprees cause no normal minded person will donate ANYTHING for this family knowing that their own familes are suffering.
And as for me, she gets SHIT from me, Merry Happy Kwannza- Christmas-Hanukkah Bitch!
--- Dumbness is a disease with no cure
Obviously nothing rsonates with you my dear. I have had my fun with you today and now I am done.
Go fret over AIG, world hunger and Darfur!
Don't bother to respond, because I am bored with you and your stupidity.
You appearently cannot read otherwise you might get the points of what is trying to be said.
Later!
Devil girl,
well shit i am not worked up over this. What's it to you? Are you kidding me? You are all like "i dont hate her" but then, you call her bitch and cunt in every other sentence and use CAPS TO MAKE YOUR POINT. I am not defending her or saying that she deserves our compassion. All I'm saying is that when I saw the pics of a bunch of that ghetto trash surrounding her car like that when she got home last night made me think "wow...dont these people got anything better to do?"
And yes, putting things in perspective helps. It's not about being arrogant or thinking I am better than you, it's about realizing that some things arent worth it. She is one of them. You say you come here for fun. Doesnt look like you got fun to me with your constant word vomit about her.
By the way, has it ever occurred to you that you should be blaming those who DO donate her money? Those who DO help her out? This woman's mental dementia is so profound, I doubt she got 14 kids becasue she wants to use that to get money out of the state. She is waaay tooo insane. She is obviously compensating for something else in her life. Bottom line: I DONT GIVE A FUCK EITHER WAY. Too bad this doesnt resonate with you.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:00pm.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????
For one thing, I didn't say that the AIG scandal was NO BIG DEAL!
To the best on my knowledge, MK hasn't posted anything on AIG, so I am not commenting on it. Among people in day to day living, I have commented on the complete insanity of AIG and the fat cats and their bonus', however, here on dlisted, Octomom has been the discussion and that was what I WAS COMMENTING ON!
Hatred is the least of how I feel for this woman! Am I supposed to feel a twinge of sympathy for the mentally ill having a shit load of children? Why shouldn't people hate her? She is a fucking cancer on society! DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND THAT SHE DID THIS WITH A CLEAR IDEA OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SHE DID IT?!
I too have better things to do, but luckily I don't have to work and I have had the time to respond to idiots like you who haven't any idea of what they are talking about.
Yes, you are so much above the rest of us with your compassion and understanding of human suffering.
I don't give a fuck about what Angelina Jolie does with her kids, because the bitch does take care of her own children. Child collector she may be, but she can afford to be, as she is not saddling the state of California with the responsibility of caring for her children, nor is she burdening the tax payers. She sold pictures of her kids to magazines that PAID for the priviledge of having the little bastards in their stupid magazine first, she isn't asking anyone to BUY the rag. Octomom, however, is BURDENING EVERYONE WITH THE CARE OF HER CHILDREN BY CONTINUING TO BREED LIKE A STRAY FUCKING CAT, only when she is bred, it costs money which the BITCH NEVER HAS HAD!
What is not to hate about a woman who has gotten IVF, all the while knowing she cannot afford children. SHE EXPECTS EVERYONE AROUND HER TO FOOT THE BILL FOR CARE OF SAID INFANTS, yet she spends money wildly on bullshit most normal people cannot afford. A decent, caring parent makes sacrifices for the betterment of her children. She doesn't prance around like some celebrity, stocking up on make-up, clothes and beauty treatments. ALL THE MONEY SHE HAS GOTTEN SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE CARE OF HER CHILDREN, NOT TO THE CARE OF HER UGLY FUCKING IGNORANT ASS.
Since you are soooooo fucking sympathetic to the plight of her and her children feel free to donate your hard earned money on her paypal acct, otherwise STFU about how she is mentally ill and we shouldn't hate on her.
An idiot knows this fucking bitch is total off her rocker, and she shouldn't be molly coddled because of it.
Finally you have a lot of nerve telling me what I should and shouldn't be concerned with in this world. I come to dlisted to have fun and comment on what MK posts, if I wanted to comment on AIG, I would stay over at the New York Times and do that. If I want to bitch and hate on Octomom, I fucking will without you telling me I need to be angry with the assholes at AIG. And grow the fuck up, saying I should go and burn her house down if that will make me feel better. WHAT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER IS THAT THIS CUNT LOSES CUSTODY OF THOSE KIDS AND GETS THROWN IN FUCKING JAIL FOR THE FRAUDULENT ACTIVITIES SHE HAS COMMITTED. THE KIDS BEING ADOPTED BY SANE INDIVIDUALS WOULD BE ANOTHER PLUS! That is what needs to be done, in addition putting her in the psch. ward of a federal prison!
I am also not a fan of Jolie's, but you cannot even compare the two situations at all. Jolie has worked for her money, perhaps grossly over paid for her lack of talent, but the bitch does go out and work. WTF has Octocunt ever earned honestly and without conning someone for???
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:15pm.
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How, exactly, did AIG execs earn their bonuses? By driving the company to bankruptcy? By failing?
not saying they earned it. just saying contracts were signed before they needed the bailout. now prior to giving them the bailout the government should of forced them to tear up such contracts or get no bailout.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Thank you Dr. Dumbass. I'll be sure to have that checked out.
PS: I'm always like this when confronted with stupidity.
Well Stoney,
a little bit on edge today, are we? It is a pleasure seeing you get all worked up over my comments like that - about a stranger you you dont even know on top of that. I think you have other issues and use this forum to let it all out...speaking of mental illnesses.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:15pm.
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How, exactly, did AIG execs earn their bonuses? By driving the company to bankruptcy? By failing?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Haha I said fucking class! Taught by none other than Journey Jett Jameson.
Do you know the difference between EARN and DESERVE?
Seriously, go back to fucking class and learn something.
I suppose only high school teachers EARN their money. As far as those AIG guys, they signed contracts. Is it fair? no but its the governments jobs to enforce the honor of contracts. If they didn't want to give them the bonuses they should of stipulated that in the bailout. Too bad team obama didn't read the fine print.
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Well and if people want to donate to octo Mommy then who the fuck are you to tell them not to? You dont have to donate...
A scientist working to find cures for illnesses would really earn and deserve such a salary, btw, not talentless whores like her.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:10pm.
Fuck you in the face you moronic floppy cunt. If you go to work, act in a movie and get paid for it, you earned it. What about that don't you get, you dense fucking self-righteous nightmare of humanity?
Isn't this woman's 15 over already? YAWN!
Oops, sorry Stoney, you beat me to it.
Stoney,
and you are a 100% moron par excellence. I would evne go so far to say that if you really believe someone like her EARNED that kind of a salary, then you deserve to be hit badly by this economy.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - -High Fidelity
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 5:02pm.
Ahem, if someone pays you to show your bony, untalented ass on screen then you have EARNED every penny of what you get.
"no one EARNS 20 million for showing their bony, untalented ass on screen."
You are 100% WRONG about that. She gets paid probably upwards 8 to 10 million a film, and then gets a percentage of the profits after the fact.
You are a fuckin retard, by the way. *kisses*
Devil Girl and ya'all,
no you didnt scare me off, I just got work and have something better to do than constantly check on here every 2 minutes to waste my time on some psycho bitch.
And yeah, believe it not, the fact that this woman has 14 kids doesnt make me livid. It pisses me off that she is irresponsible and I definitely think she has mental problems, but make me angry and livid ? No.
I was and am, by the way, not defending her, I just dont understand all this hatred for her. Yeah she sucks, but to hate her that much? Wow...
Yes and i believe that this is an idiot nation. Look at you...telling me to not bring up the AIG thing as if it wasnt a big deal....something that you should REALLY be angered about...instead you sit here and waste all day going off on some mentally ill woman with a harem of kids. The fact that 165 million of our tax payer dollars went to pay some greedy CEOs doesnt upset you, but that a mental case has 14 kids makes you REALLY LIVID. Wow, I sure am glad you got priorities set straight here.
Why dont you just go and burn her house down - maybe you'll feel better about it then? I dont know...it takes a lot to have so much hatred for a single person....
And btw, Angelina Jolie disnt EARN 20 million dollars. She was given it, whoring herself and her token minority adoptive children...no one EARNS 20 million for showing their bony, untalented ass on screen.
I put things in perspective and given all the white collar criminals in this country and the greed inherent in the economic system and injustices etc., the last thing on my mind is octo mommy. If you or anyone got a problem with it, dip your asses in some cold water and get over it. You cant force someone to hate and put them down for having other priorities.
How much was given to Octo mommy anyway? 5 million bucks? So she can buy a yacht at the French Riviera? A 7 million dollar penthouse in Manhattan? whatever dudes...continue with your hatred...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Awwwww Schucks you guys *blushes*
I just try to help those that cannot help themselves.
Speaking of which, I have got to go pet food shopping in a bit.
*kisses Devilgirl*
you are a saint
I'm no saint!
Have you not seen my name?
I just lurves little furry critters! People......not so much.....animals, yes!
Submitted by happyface on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:37pm.
Check out the hotness to the right of the blonde lady thereI
Hey... Sluttsville isn't here to defend herself!!
I'm not the angel, debil is!
Wait, whoo is it with the stray dog? Devil girl not Stoney?
Whoever it is, is a fucking pure soul.
I'm out. See you guys later.
Bye Spider, ya conceited fuck. xox
Read about Stoney in the comments the other night and called her an angel. A freaking saint but it was much later and she was long gone.
An animal rescuer. Society loves these people.
Opposite of Octo Mom
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:31pm.
Spider is getting quite the ego today from all of the compliments!
I noticed he had a call in to William Morris Agency!
Too bad your hubby is allergic. I couldn't live without my fukids!
I don't need any more furkids, but I couldn't live without the ones I have.
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We have pups. Or, actually I should say * I * have pups. He is fed up with them. But at least he's nice to them. Talk a lotta smack, though. Bastid. Okay, lates bitches! XOXOXO
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Check out the hotness to the right of the blonde lady there!
I'm surprised MK missed that.
Later whores. Time to take big kid to ballet class. Love to watch her be so carefree and wacky in her class. She puts her own touch on everything they do, it cracks me up. But she loves it!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:31pm.
Spider is getting quite the ego today from all of the compliments!
I noticed he had a call in to William Morris Agency!
Too bad your hubby is allergic. I couldn't live without my fukids!
I don't need any more furkids, but I couldn't live without the ones I have.
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:25pm.
NaNoop
I'm listening to Lady CaCa's Poker Face...
I want to go to the Casino
lol
Poke Her Face
I went to Vegas a little while back and actually MADE a little scratch at the Black Jack table. Only cuz I was with my cousin who is good at that game. She told me when to split and double down and it PAID! Okay, well it was only forty bucks, but at least we walked away before they got it all back :P
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:06pm.
oops - heh, I uh, actually edited out the Down's Syndrome part cuz I thought it was mean. But you caught me.
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Leave it to me to love the inappropriate comments!
Thats what is great about dlisted, anything, for the most part, goes.
It wasn't mean, it was funny!
*confirms reservation on bus to hell*
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 3:48pm.
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Devilgirl, who the hell is that adorable piece of cat in your avie? Now don't tell me that's a girl because it looks like a boy.
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Thats my mini-panther, Spider. He is 16.5 lbs of solid muscle. As I mentioned to someone earlier, he is a bad ass fighter with stray cats, Raccoons and dogs he doesn't know, but he has the most sissyfied meow ever!
He is a mess! Spidey is one of a kind! Thanks for compliment.
Spider is a cutie! I wish we could have a cat, but my husband is allergic.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Candy on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:11pm.
Hi Candy-
NO you were not the one being sought (and that's a GOOD thing today). Good for you for on the TCB tip.
Hang in there. I have 2 girls (ages 2 & 4) and I am really hoping the teenage years aren't being forshadowed with my older one's headstrong ways now. Wicked times await, if so.
Anyhow, you stay strong and keep doing what you know is right. That takes strength and you are commended for getting this far on your own.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:06pm.
oops - heh, I uh, actually edited out the Down's Syndrome part cuz I thought it was mean. But you caught me.
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Don't tell me not to fly, I simply got to
If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:26pm.
sure as hell not me!
Did we scare off CandyPerfumeGirl?
Who is going to defend Quadrideca-Mom?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:18pm.
debil, do you still have that stumpy little stray fucker who showed up at your doorstep, or did you find his owner?
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Stoney, I still have Stocky Orph. He is getting REALLY comfy here!
The ad in paper runs this week. I have gotten calls from my signs on road, but always wrong dog.
Hopefully the county paper will yield some results!~
NaNoop
I'm listening to Lady CaCa's Poker Face...
I want to go to the Casino
lol