Miley Loves The Paparazzi
Miley loves the pappies so much that when she misses them something fierce, she calls them up for a visit. Well, a visit that they have to pretend they weren't invited to. You see, while the pappies were taking pictures of Miley getting juice with her mama je'e Trish, they were asked by some broad how they knew the hillbilly prostitot was there. They answered, "They called us." Yeah, slap me with a dildo made of DUHS, because I'm shocked.
But if Miley went out to get juice and the paparazzi didn't get pictures of it, did it really happen? Hmmm.
And Miley's mother totally reminds me one of those bitches you try to avoid at parties, because you know that once you get stuck with her, she'll will never let you go. Of course, after you've had too many white wine spritzers, you find yourself right next to her. Then you quickly realize why you tried to steer clear from her ass, because all she talks about is star signs, her extensive collection of Beanie Babies and her hundred different recipes using Cool Whip.
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OMG I Hate you so much my future husband and you was he at least a nice guy?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 8:38am.
LOL! I wasn't a main character; however, I did have a recurring role. I was interchangeable.
Yeah, he was pretty hot to work with, hard to concentrate sometimes. One episode you would see me more than normal was the one with Brooke Bennett, the Olympic Gold Medal winner from Plant City, FL. The series isn't released though. Thank God, because some of those swing dancing moves on the show, UGH. lol
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Dick happens! - MK
Uh oh, she's gonna ruin them. LOL.
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EvilShoe on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:14pm.
It wasn't that exciting! The pay was decent. I had to be available all the time, which meant no fun. I did some commercials, some promo shots for tour guide books and shit. I later had a decent presence on the show Second Noah, no-one remembers that show LOL! It was very short lived and so was my career, I chose to leave the industry.
Oh, and they do watch your weight....
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http://crazyabouttv.com/Images/secondnoah.jpg
ok which one are you and did you know my future husband James Marsden ?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Move it along folks -- nothin' to see here just two attention ho hillbillies at the Piggly Wiggly.
Submitted by muncle on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 1:44am.
Damn, I'm too late. The video has been removed by user :(
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Me too. Shame.
Not.
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it's a shame
you people are sooooooooooooo jealous of this girl you bunch of haters
miley is georgous
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miley is beautiful you haters need to stop being so jealous of her!
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Damn, I'm too late. The video has been removed by user :(
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Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:40pm.
Vid removed.
Removed by "THE USER", is that like the Punisher or somethin'
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
has anybody passed out yet? i've never posted drunk before.how was saint drunky's day dlisted whores?
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REFUND!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:53pm.
Or blowing green chuncks...or passed out.
Guess I'll mosey on over to Ted Casablanca. See ya next gossip day, TV.
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:46pm.
Where's all our other drunk tank hookahs at ?
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Still looking for green vodka, most likely.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:46pm.
Where's all our other drunk tank hookahs at ?
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We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. --MK
I hate this fucking twat. And her butt.fucking.ugly mother.
Of course she loves the paparazzi, she'll be their waitress by this time next year, and she'll really need the tips.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Miley loves Miley. Thus, she loves seeing pictures and other images of herself.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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"all she talks about is star signs, her extensive collection of Beanie Babies and her hundred different recipes using Cool Whip."
So Mk reads our threads while drinking white wine spritzers?
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
It wasn't that exciting! The pay was decent. I had to be available all the time, which meant no fun. I did some commercials, some promo shots for tour guide books and shit. I later had a decent presence on the show Second Noah, no-one remembers that show LOL! It was very short lived and so was my career, I chose to leave the industry.
Oh, and they do watch your weight....
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Dick happens! - MK
"hillbilly prostitot"...you're too good.
EvilShoe: Yeah, spill it!
i hate this narcissistic whore. here's a working link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4JfrAEnqpI
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:31pm.
Talks softly to herself.....I was an actress when I was younger, got a paycheck from Disney. I quit that bitch because they are hardcore asses, I wanted to be a kid.
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oh yeah? what did they pay? what were the rules?
dish woman dish!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Miley's mother gives off a little of the White Oprah vibe. Notice when in the store mom moves closer and closer to the cameras for a clearer shot.
Slow fucking day for hateful gossip stories.
I'm even trying to get myself worked up into a snit over coco's ass and ham hocks but can't manage it.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
She is SO Britney 2.0 it's not even funny. I know this is crazy, but if I called the paparazzi to come and photograph me I WOULDN'T dress like a hillbilly trash whore. But that is just me.
Talks softly to herself.....I was an actress when I was younger, got a paycheck from Disney. I quit that bitch because they are hardcore asses, I wanted to be a kid.
God, she sucks donkey balls. Can't all the Disney whores just do die somewhere? we had the La Brare tar pits for the wholly mammoths.
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I hate this loser "Oh why don't they leave alone?
I was just washing my car with my sister, I was wearing a big T-shirt, why is that a big deal? I'm such a good girl I do everything for Jesus"
I can't stand hypocrites.
Why is she successful. I'm not defending Britney Spears but at least she was hot as hell when she started. Miley tries to be sexy and fails miserable. Why is she relevant? She can't sing, she can't act, she isn't pretty at all
"and her hundred different recipes using Cool Whip ..."
... and green Jello
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“I went through several "therapy" sessions with Dr. Jack Daniels to forget that horrific memory."
And Miley's mother totally reminds me one of those bitches you try to avoid at parties, because you know that once you get stuck with her, she'll will never let you go.
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Haha! There was an episode like this on Malcolm in the Middle. Poor Lois couldn't get rid of this crazy chick at some business barbeque. The crazy chick was played by Susan Sarandon.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by S_G on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 7:50pm.
Aha ha ha MK's location is Hoville.
"But if Miley went out to get juice and the paparazzi didn't get pictures of it, did it really happen? Hmmm."
Hahahhaa! MK posing a philosophical question!
Can't stand this chimpmunk...her career is over.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
OFF TOPIC:
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Hilarious, as always!
The bastards removed the video! Now we'll never know Miley's opinion on what the Federal Reserve should do next to shore up the financial markets.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Miley shouldn't be at the stage where she has to call the paps for attention.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
ha pathetic.
Where's the damn vid? Fucking assholes!
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her real pappy sang "Achy Breaky Heart" ;p
who's your daddy baby !
or
as motorhead said
"Jail Bait Baby Get Down!!"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
This is removed? You just posted it! I cant stand that chipmunk toothed faced dick scraper. Fucking Whore.
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
Miley Cyrus is fug. She better fire sale that clothing line of hers before an attractive tween starts another clothing line. You know today's economy - Hannah Montana will be bundled on Ebay.