Tuesday, March 17th 2009

Wha?!!! American Idol Is Fixed?!

Some bitch with a slippery tongue who works on American Idol is reportedly jumping around telling everyone and anyone the final 4 on the show have already been picked, picked and picked. The loud mouth says that Jane Mancini, Glittery McWentz, Lil' Rounds and Danny "Makes Me Wanna Pokey My Own Eyes" Gokey will be the chosen four. When asked if this was just speculation, the crazy bird said, “Those ARE the people." Damn. Okay, okay...

She went on to tell the NYDN that the producers really want Gokey or Alexis Grace to win, because they "think they’re very commercially viable, have a good image and a great story.”

Fox refused to say shit about this mess.

So who's the babbling bitch? My guess is that Paula Abdul found the key to the medicine cabinet again, right? Give the crazy a barbiturate and she'll blather on until you shut her up with a Vicodin lolly.

Asking the question "Is Idol fixed?" is like asking the question "Does Simon lick his own furry nipples when he's alone in bed at night?" MAYBE (but probably yes)! Actually, I don't know. Does it matter at this point? We've already wasted ten million hours of our young lives, so we might as well keep on suffering. As long as the contestants keep sucking shit nuggets so that we can make fun of them each week, I'll be happy.

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Whatever's picture

Totally fixed. I don't know why they would think America would get hard over these four dorks.

Suzy Farkis's picture

American Idol is a singing contest? From those photos I thought it was for Wickedest Hair Ever.

gia's picture

What is so special about Alexis's story? That she was unmarried & knocked up? Not sure that is the image America is looking for...I dont really care, but I would think they would think America would want someone more wholesome. It worked for Fantasia though.
BTW, unfortunately, I bet with most reality shows the fix is on!

cindygold21's picture

Kris is the hot one for me....damn him and those shoulder rolls....

blaaaake's picture

what is it with this show and big, ugly, gay hair?

Tubereuse's picture

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Tubereuse on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:35pm.

The prancing gay guy should win.
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Could you be more specific? They all look like prancing gay guys to me. even the so-called chicks.

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True :) I meant Adam. I'm more than ready to see more gays on mainstream TV, plus, talent-wise, he's in a whole different league from the others. I also like that Matt Giraud guy. As for the rest of them, get rid, and that includes that new judge. She talks too much and is fug.

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Kp's picture

They are all boring.

ohh

LunaChick's picture

Of course it's fixed - I haven't watched AI since Clay was robbed. Yes, I'm fat, middle-aged and live with my cat. Why do you ask?

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I think the show is fixed. It has been fixed since the beginning. I only like Anoup & Kris, but doubt they'll win. Once they'll go so will I. I should stop watching the show, but Simon is so addicting.

yucko's picture

They look like a bunch of dorks.

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Manimal5 on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:52pm

Well, we are in the same time zone, Dlisted must be like a time warp continuum.
(HA, continuum! thank you Spell Check!)

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:50pm.
The two people in the top two pics look like they could just swap heads and no one would know the difference.
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I'm sure the authorities will still catch up with me if I try it.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:48pm.
wtf is up with wonky ass time stamps here?

I think I'm one and a half time zones away from the real time. In NY it's 11:37.

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Manimal5's picture

The two people in the top two pics look like they could just swap heads and no one would know the difference.

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

wtf is up with wonky ass time stamps here?
10:47pm???
We must be on Eastern Central Asian Hooker Slut Time.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I know tomorrows Idol thread will be epic, Adam basically weirded Randy Travis out.
However, Anoop killed it, I KNOW, I was shocked, he did Willy Nelson!
And I kinda liked the way they all stepped up to the cuntryness....
Yes, I'm a sad mom jean wearing TV ho for Idol.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:15pm.

Yes! I still kinda feel like a wooden Pinocchio.
Actually thanks to Sandbitch and TITS for the animatronics.

I feel bad for the REAL contestants of AI who really think they have a shot.
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Commercial?? Lil ROunds looks like Fantasia, Gokey looks like a cross between Drew Carey and Gollum, and the blonde looks like a broke down Christina. I like Adam though, hes a hot little bitch

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:12pm.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Joe Mahma on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:25pm.

Of course it's fixed. All TV is fixed.
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and yet it is irretrievably broken.

Yes the irony is so ironically ironic.

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idiots drive me loco's picture

of course its fixed--19 doesn't want another Rueben or Taylor, so they rig it with contenstants who get special invites aka plants with past contracts, rig the system to insure their plants advance and avoid VFTW interference to insure the only ones who advance are plants and fodder, and now can the judges can save their plant who gets eliminated by the "votes" and they don't release the vote totals. But sure, its a show on the up and up.

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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
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This show belong to Ricky Braddy this year....the best vocalist and best looking out of all of them!

Ironic that he had not back story....guess the fact that he didn't have any kids, was a flaboyant understudy or a geek who's wife died wasn't interesting enough

I don't know who the producers of the show are this year but they have picked THE WRONG cast!

I have watched this show except for Season 3 (Fantasia) and this one...why?..because I just didn't relate to the cast....and I think the general Joe public don't either

This year was a big mistake...they really did try to pre-select and control who America voted for and it has back fired big time!

I hope Ricky Braddy goes on to have the MOST SUCCESSFUL career of all and really kick the producers where it hurts!

I actually am refusing to watch this year because it really is so blatently fixed!!

warmislandsun's picture

The guy with the glasses looks like Seth Rogen. If this doesn't pan out for him, maybe he can become Seth's stunt double or stand in.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:11pm.

...*sigh* great, now I have to find a way to work this into the 10 page paper I have to do on American Idol for my Media Management class...I'm only on page two
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You're kidding, right?

Sadly, no. Our assignment is to take a show that is popular on a major network and has lasted more than one season and write an objective view on why its so popular, its appeal, and what elements of the show have made it so attractive to viewers...I didn't pick AI by choice...some whore picked the show I wanted before me (30 Rock) and I couldn't do Nip/Tuck cause its on FX and not on a major network...total BS...so yea this the tragedy I'm stuck with.

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Hideous Amadeous's picture

burning ring of fire....most americans don't even get this flaming bit of irony....so keep voting
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What fresh hell is this?

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Submitted by Tubereuse on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:35pm.

The prancing gay guy should win.
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Could you be more specific? They all look like prancing gay guys to me. even the so-called chicks.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by madam s,: "I've never seen this show before, but from the soundbites and photos I get from here, those photos seem to be of people from every single season ever aired. They always look the same."

I think the appeal of the show is the same as the appeal of professional wrestling. There are "characters" that the audience gets to root for. But the winner is pretty much decided from the get-go.

I admit I've seen a few episodes over the years. But I think the whole thing blows. It's not the kind of music I would ever listen to willingly, yes the people are completely interchangeable and they butcher the crap out of perfectly good songs.

I'm not watching this year, life is too short.

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Submitted by Joe Mahma on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:25pm.

Of course it's fixed. All TV is fixed.
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and yet it is irretrievably broken.

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Queen of Queens's picture

Oh Danny, Danny, Danny. See MK, I have a weakness for white dudes with glasses. Plus, he has a voice that totally milks my panty pudding. So let's hear it for Danny "Hopes He Wanna Pokey My Lady Hole" Gokey
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Tubereuse's picture

The prancing gay guy should win.

LuLu Fitz's picture

Those are the only four that deserve to be in the top four (the 16 year old is good too).

Joe Mahma's picture

Of course it's fixed. All TV is fixed.

TexnDoc's picture

<"Glittery McWentz">

More like Liza Minnelli. If he wore black shorts, a little black tube top and did "Cabaret" wearing a fedora, I'd run for the phone.

poopface's picture

Ha, this show blows. Totally fixed. Just like Top Model.

By the way, did you know social networks are more popular than porn, e-mail and God?

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TITS's picture

Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:11pm.

...*sigh* great, now I have to find a way to work this into the 10 page paper I have to do on American Idol for my Media Management class...I'm only on page two
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You're kidding, right?

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.

Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

TITS's picture

aside from mk, does anyone here watch this show?

i once watched 10 mins of brooke hogans show and was so appalled i swore i'd never waste any more of my life on reality shit.

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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...

TOPANGA's picture

...*sigh* great, now I have to find a way to work this into the 10 page paper I have to do on American Idol for my Media Management class...I'm only on page two...due two weeks from now...why God, why?!?

***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***

Bondagebarbie's picture

Adam will win..even though he just got slammed for his rendition of 'Ring of Fire'.I liked it!

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However, the one above at least seems to be an English speaker.

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That's what I'm waiting for!

I'll stop now.

sexyredgal09's picture

VICO I looooove Paul Rudd! Yummy! He was so hot in Clueless too bad he's getting moobs.

American Idol is rigged? C'mon people, anyone with a third grade education know that!

Adam Laaaaaambert is the man, I mean woman!

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Submitted by Funeral Guy on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 6:23pm.
Who the hell would be invested enough in this piece of shit show to care?

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Right? Plebians. The unsophisticated among us.
Anyone with an education, sense of style and good looks isn't going to watch this show more than once.

A person with a high school mentality would or someone who is writing a blog.

MK is excused, for now.

SICKITTEN's picture

I'm just too sophisticated to ever be interested in this show.

This show is for plebes.

Sock-Monkey's picture

Me don't watch this shit.

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snowpiece's picture

g'night hoes, Idols on (country night ewwwwwwwwww)

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fuzzyslippers's picture

I haven't watched American Idol since season 2.

AND I'M REALLY GLAD!

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 6:17pm.

According to TMZ tickets for Hicks' show tomorrow at The Roxy in L.A. are being offered at $0.00, with an $8.75 handling charge, and there are no takers!

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