Little Lady, Big Man Engaged
The walking lollipop known as Christina Ricci is engaged to that giant beast of a man so says UsWeekly. Christina has been dating director Owen Benjamin for a few months. How many times do you think a waitress has asked him, "And what would your daughter like?" If he put her in a stroller and pushed her down the street, there wouldn't be a side-eye in sight!
Christina is 5'1" and he's fucking 6'6"! His ass can really pick her up and lick her ass like a real lolly! If he wants to hit it from the back, Christina has to get on all fours on a platform or some shit. They probably have swing sets, slings and ladders in their bedroom. Freaky ass bitches!
That wedding is going to be some good shit. Christina is going to have to stand on a stack of phonebooks and Owen will need megaphone so she can hear him when he says his vows. But I'm mad at her that during their first dance, she'll be able to give his peen a little tongue bath without any bitches noticing. That's a special thing!
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i think her growing her bangs out is more of an issue!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 4:15pm.
He must cleave her in twain
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Only if they go at it for a thousand and one nights :)
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
He must cleave her in twain.
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Pas de shorts, monsieur.
Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 7:30pm.
Ha.... well my best friend is 6 feet tall and she likes dating guys that are shorter than her. Its a dominance thing. I don't think I've ever seen her go after someone taller.
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I knew a girl just like this, she was about 6'1" & she and never dated any guy over 5'10"...She said it was definitely about sexual dominance with her & she she also liked the bodies of shorter men.
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 4:47pm.
Gia
just climb on top!!
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Ew Ewww Eeeewww!!! My imagination is too vivid for even just that comment, plus I just saw my in-laws so their images are totally fresh in my mind...ICK!!!
Yeah KD you're right...what was the name of that huge guy & his dwarf gf..they were all over the news last year when they were having a baby
Who cares about the height thing? I am 4'11 and my husband is 6'3. I had a friend in college who was real bitter about it too.... ha!
Bully for them! But that totally looks like a photo from Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
And they are wearing matching shoes.
Mallisha- no one cares about you or your friend. Reported!
Either he's REALLY tall, or she's a midget!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 8:24am.
C Word,
Me too! 5'9" and always always always in heels. So hard to find a man who you actually *look up to*.
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Ain't that the truth, EEG!
Love to wear the heels and not look down at the top of his head. ;)
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
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C Word,
Me too! 5'9" and always always always in heels. So hard to find a man who you actually *look up to*.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
I'm tall (5'10") so a guy 6'6" would be like heaven on earth for me.
Congrats to the happy couple - always liked Christina.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Tall guys always go for the short chics. I work with a guy who is 6'4" and he says he never has and never will date a girl who is taller than 5'4". Sounds like a phychological issue to me.
...wow brings back horror memories of when the great dane accross the road tried to hump my tea cup yorkie...
It sounds dull in this context but - size does not matter.
Shape does. Size just doesn't.
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You just know he has a big fat beercan and he just folds her up like a laptop and walks around with her on his peen.
I've seen odd couples like this - it aways look like someone is working out some “issues.”
Definite c-section for her!
hmmm? why would such a large man pick a woman that tiny??? hmmmmmm?? but i've finally found out, YESS!!! with my new boytoy, that small things do cum just as good as large ones! meaning,, its not about the size of the bat but the way the batter swings his bat and how many times in a game while making it to at least 3rd base, if not all the way home!! oh yeah!! but i'm fearing little cup cake gonna end up dead from suffocation of either him falling out drunk on her one night or from his laaarge as farts!! he looks high maintenance or her poohnanny is really as large as it was portrayed on Black Snake Moan??
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Usually I find knowing about other people's sex lives kind of gross, but I wouldnt mind seeing a video of these two going at it. I just want to know how it is possible for them to have sex...comfortably (other than variants of girl on top).
Damn he's hot. I love tall guys! He's way too hot for that troll Christina.
Are you sure he's just 6'6"? Or that she's even 5'1"?
Because I'm 5'2" and I know a guy who's 6'8" and even when he's talking down to me I don't feel THAT dimunitive, but maybe I'd have to have an outside perspective.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:57pm.
Bet she sits on a fucking booster seat when dining out...
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Bet she uses a stepladder to go up on him....
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Bet she sits on a fucking booster seat when dining out...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
She's 5'1", and 6" of that is forehead.
I don't blame her a bit; they're usually pretty proportional at that size. Yee haw!
Wow she's short. Although, in all fairness, I'd only come up to about his shoulders, and I rarely wear heels.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
She is an odd looking woman
Don't they need to be the same species to mate?
Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 7:15pm.
I can't even hate on them. I'm 4'11 and my guy is 6'3, and 7 years older than me.... and I sometimes fuck with him in public by loudly proclaiming "Stop it Daddy!" when he does PDA. Damn... I'm an asshole.
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heh heh heh.
good work!
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I'm thinking this is a good thing, saves lots of wear and tear on the knees and all...
*keeping eye out for really tall men*
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No! Christina, you were supposed to marry ME! You'll come to your senses soon enough and dump Andre the Giant.
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he looks like a football player and she looks like
a football ;p
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is in these up to his neck
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Ha.... well my best friend is 6 feet tall and she likes dating guys that are shorter than her. Its a dominance thing. I don't think I've ever seen her go after someone taller.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
here is the bullshit story of my life....i am a 5'9 lady (of a certain age now, shut up) and no man over 5'10 has ever given me any interest....i think there is a thing called the Tall Man's Symdrome that no one speaks of...they just like to twirl Barbie over their over sized heads....and ya know what tall men don't live long either, something about their veins are thin,etc....doesn't pump enough blood in their peens...I'm just bitter but there is truth
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What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 7:15pm.
HAHA! I think that's cute!
I dunno, he looks pretty hot in this pic.
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I can't even hate on them. I'm 4'11 and my guy is 6'3, and 7 years older than me.... and I sometimes fuck with him in public by loudly proclaiming "Stop it Daddy!" when he does PDA. Damn... I'm an asshole.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I have only one response to this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHA
They look like a pair of RIGHT-YUS freaks. Nothing wrong with their heights separately, by the way, but damn, why is Hollywood so weird?
The only thing that could conceivably make this more funny would be if he had a really, reeaally, REALLY small penis
The only thing marring my enjoyment of this freakshow is the mild feeling of nausea and disorientation caused by the pedo vibe which emanates from these attention whorelets.
Edited to add: I have noted comments added by other users and would like to withdraw any negative comments I may have made about this talented couple and their respective heights. Love knows no boundaries. I wish them all the best in their relationship, life and careers.
That's exactly my height and my hubby's height! Yes we do look funny next to each other, but after a while I got used to it, I don't notice it anymore.
No the sex is not awkward at all. lol but dancing sucks. Especially slow dancing. My neck gets sore.
Submitted by Star Jonez on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 5:27pm.
Grrr. I'm 6'1" and all of the really tall guys ALWAYS end up with short women. I really want some legislation enacted that requires straight men over 6'2" to pair up with women at least 5'7" or taller. This super tall guy + super short lady thing irritates me like Cheryl Burke irritates MK
AGREE!
Not only does it look totally ridiculous but it sucks for us tall girls
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 5:47pm.
i just can't get the sex logistics. how does he even get near her little twat? hope she's double-jointed
Here's a coupling I can't imagine: two extremely obese people. I can see a thin guy and a fat chick (you part the waves and go to town), and even a fat guy and a thin girl (a lifetime of girl-on-top), but I just can't see how two very obese people can get it on.
WTF? I thought Ricci was a lesbian?!? This saddens me.
when he's on top, she'd be looking into his navel
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i just can't get the sex logistics. how does he even get near her little twat? hope she's double-jointed
it's like a giant trying to get in a dollhouse door.
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We needed a Now and Then actress update.
Height disparity only matters when you're standing together. Say for a portrait.