Tuesday, March 17th 2009
Upgrade!
Guy Ritchie was all smiley while leaving a restaurant in London last night. Yeah, I know that look. It's the "I'm about to get my dick sucked" smile. You know his peen lips are practically whistling in excitement. And a few minutes later, Elle Macpherson came out....also smiling. The two apparently had dinner together.
While Guy's ex-master, Vadge, is slapping dicks with a piece who can be her grandbaby, Guy is playing with bitches his own age. And it must be a nice feeling to do sexy times with a woman without worrying about her biting your peen off with her vag of destruction. Not to mention that when he cuddles up on Elle, it doesn't feel like he's hugging a broiled piece of chicken jerky.
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He had dinner with an actual woman and not a piece of chicken jerky. Elle at least eats normal regular food too! WOW!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Snowy- Was it Sirens? I saw that like 100 years ago!
Good for him! After all those years with the She-devil, he is getting what he deserves.
I love Elle. She's gorg but doesn't act all bitchy and entitled. My fiance swoons over her ass though...which is okay...i guess...betch. Sorry...back O/T. He totally does look like he's breathing in fresh air with Elle and not that old chitterlings smoke from Vadge.
haha, how you like 'em apples granny-tranny Vadge?
not only your ex bitch got his peen back, he gets to go out with THE BODY.
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Go Go Guy!!!
After what he's been through, he deserves a hot supermodel!
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".
Madonna has to pay Baby Jesus to be her faux boyfriend while Guy Ritchie scores Elle McPherson... oh oh
Anyone who doesn't look like the cryptkeeper is an upgrade.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I thought that Elle was dating someone else; who, I don't recall. But....I'm surprised she's available. I figured she'd be already serious with someone.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Hey now, Go ahead Guy Ritchie!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Apprently, GR got his cojones back in the divorce settlement.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Always loved "The Body"...I approve (LOL).
Finaly- they're doing to right.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
Huzzah..a little bit of good news! They'd make an adorable couple. Unlike Chimo Vadge...Yeah, I said it.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
me too. she has always been classy and never seemed to exploit herself like other famous beautiful women.
He totally got a foot job under the table! Look at that smile!
Ok. This is a couple I can see.
Elle is hot!
A little on the ditzy side.
me too DG, even when my ex husband was so in love/lust with her in that movie with I think Hugh Grant, what was it again?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Although, that thing wrapped around Elle's neck kind of looks like Madge's vadge.
Ha! That really IS an about to get your dick sucked smile! HAHAHAHA! Suck it Vadge!!!
You must die. I alone am best.
I have always liked Elle.