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The dick bags of Daisy of Love including these precious mini-Bret Michaels. Seriously, these trannies are prettier than she is - Vh1 Blog
Don't count Mariska Hargitay out for the rest of the season - Celebitchy
Just when I was about to say something nice (sort-of) about Pony Parker, I see the UGGS on her hooves - ICYDK
Usher pops the Cristal and parties with his hos in Paris - Socialite Life
Kristen Stewart should be getting ready to play Joan Jett by taking some damn acting classes - I'm Not Obsessed
Alyson Hannigan is about to blow - SOW
The Tampon Vampire - Buzzfeed
And Iiiiiiiii....really think this is a shitty idea - YBF
The third Transformers movie (working title: Easy Money 3) is a go for 2011 - Popoholic
Vadge may give Baby Jesus a playmate around his own age - Hollyscoop
The snake fucker and Scientologist is getting married - Bitten and Bound
Adele should hook-up with Pete Wenz - Holy Moly!
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These 3 guys are the Sunset triplets...I remember them from LA, when they were trying to get famous with their band.
Is 84 12 Pack from I Love NY?
For someone that is supposedly a fashionista..Pony needs to know Uggs went out like 5 years ago..maybe she thinks they are vintage?ugh...
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Snake fucker and Scientologist - which one is which?
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"This is my body. Have a wafer."
Reminds me of junior highschool. They look like they jumped off the pages of hit parader.
Are those douchebags triplets? I refuse to believe the world sucks enough to throw out three guys who aren't related and still have the same hairstyle, clothing and dumbass facial expressions. Course, it's even more terrifying to believe three of him exist when one was already too many.
Reminds me of Jr. High. We used to get sharpies and write "Vampire Lunchbox" on all of the little trash boxes in the stalls. Good times.
12 Pack. Isn't he a gay male stripper???
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Recess: YOU ROCK! THANK YOU!!!!
*whipping out pocket protector & duct-taped glasses & scooting fat ass over so M.E. can join me in the nerd section*
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
*looks at Daisy of Love "men"*
GAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*pokes eyes out*
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
The Daisy of Love guys honestly made my stomach turn.
*shudder*
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Douchechill!
LMFAO at the Tampon Vampire! The "genius" who came up with that one should be fired.
omg i just tried to watch that daisy of love clip and all i got to see was an ad for abbreva cold sore cream lol
Crickets, crickets. For a moment, I thought those 80's glam-rock posers were that pretty Sonic the Hedgehog kid from a german boy group... until I noticed they are different guys. Anyway, those dudes just made me think that recycling isn't always good.
Um, I agree. Kristen Stewart should lay off the green one for a while and get some acting classes. Rate she's going, she's going to portray a very stoned and stupid Joan Jett. Unless that was the case, she's not my cup of tea so I have no clue about Joan Jett.
ZZzzZZ to the rest.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Re: the Scientologist engagement, it's a match made in wonk-eye heaven.
i like Adele and i think she's funny.
Kristen Stewart was okay in Into The Wild but she was meh in Twilight. i think she'll be meh in this one too.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Just for you dramaqueen!
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
Drama - well, I think I can live happily without tattooing ceiling eyes on my lids or some ghey "tribal" design. But I guess, I need to sit my ass back down in the nerd section.
Haters.
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ME: Obviously you'll never be cool, hip, or a hitman. LOTS of people get tats over their eyes! Some over their eye LIDS! LOL!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Wow! & maybe Chris Brown should do the Kevin Costner role! That'll change the public's perception! Morons.
Recess: Please switch back to the Nathaniel avvie! I laughed every time I saw it!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Wow. Only thanks to VH1 am I aware that there are equally trashy men s to the whores who audition for Rock of Love.
NASTY!
And who the fuck gets a tattoo over their eye???
GROSS!
It's funny how Rihanna could have used a bodyguard the other night.
Side note, Pete Wenz should forever be known as Pete Wizz.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
Quote of the day:
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erma Bombeck
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller
@Stoney
It’s no surprise that a lot of the 30 something Brits have this sound, as per the Northern Soul movement in the 70’s.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
Flash-fuckin-back!!!
My dad use to always ask me if i had anything against guys with decent hair cuts!!!
Adele is much more talented than Wino....and certainly more staying power!
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Three wishes I'll grant ye, great wishes an' small! But you wish a fourth and you'll lose them all!
I don't even like the wino, but even I can point out Adele is a total winehouse ripoff who stole her sound.
Def. gonna to record Daisy of Douchedom. She's going to pick:
1. Chi Chi or
2. Weasel
Heiffer better get her shit together if she's gonna play Joan cause it's Miss. Jet to her!
Yeah, I said it WHAT!!!!!
k, i'm done now.
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".
RecessVillain me too (love Adele)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
the Trading Places remake is next- starring Dane Cook and Chris Tucker. I wouldn't be surprised.
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If God had wanted us to ski down a mountain we would have all been born with Paris Hilton's feet
-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
I can't believe those are three different guys? Their "names" are 84, 85 and 86 (years they took their styles from???) I like ChiChi. Fox looks like Asian Punk Benjamin Bratt
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
That OB ad is all kinds of wrong! Poor model probably didn't even know they were going to PhotoShop tampons hanging from his mouth. Can't imagine adding that to the professional portfolio!
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK
vh1 is rotting my brain. Every cycle of skanks I say "Nope, Team Kfed is NOT getting sucked into this trashy skankfilled crap this time. No way No how!", then Sunday afternoons come around and I go to clean my house and THIS is the only crap on to watch. Next thing you know, I'm planning my week around which night Flav/Bret/RayJ is sending one of their whores home.
CURSES TO VH1!!!
You must die. I alone am best.
I love Adele.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
"He looks like a furious masturbator." -Sheeps
First off, I have to wonder about any man that finds Daisy attractive. She looks like the Janice from The Muppet Show made a wish and became a quasi-real girl.
Second, the above guys look like they are in a Poison tribute band AND they want Brett's sloppy seconds. For that they should be destroyed by fire.
Really, what is the point of a Poison tribute band anyway when you can get the real Poison for like $65 an hour and a case of Natural Light?
The Daisy show should have some great entertainment- and lots of douchebags!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:30am.
forget the Bodyguard, I read they are remaking "ARTHUR" will RUSSELL BRAND!
Are you shitting me? Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
They have way too much hair to be Bret Michaels. Try C.C. DeVille.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The tampon vampire reminds me of a mock sign I painted once for Transylvania Brand Tea.
On it was Dracula dunking a tampon in a cup.
It had a byline "100% Iron"
Sign painters like to paint mock signs, at least I do. It did get a few funny looks.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:37am.
C Word, I know. I sent it to MK last night, but I guess he isn't as offended as I am.
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Ugh. I think I may watch it tonight....
*whispering for fear of Remakewood overhearing*
I watched 'Trading Places' last night...had forgotten how funny that movie was.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
And no thank you on the RiRi remake either!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Michaels can't tolerate anyone prettier than him though, apparently he picked the other members of Poison because they were more unattractive than him... his dead pussy wig is gonna start commanding him to butcher them all.
Saying that, as disgusting as either scenario is, I'd rather hit Bret Michaels than Pete Wentz.
C Word, I know. I sent it to MK last night, but I guess he isn't as offended as I am.
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If God had wanted us to ski down a mountain we would have all been born with Paris Hilton's feet
-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
Usher's man-wife is going to beat his ass Chris Brown style!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Watching "How I met your mother" last night, it's getting really hard to hide her pregnancy. Even sitting down you can see how huge she is.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:30am.
forget the Bodyguard, I read they are remaking "ARTHUR" will RUSSELL BRAND!
Pure blasphemy.
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No. Fucking. Way.
That's not even remotely funny. I hope Dudley and Sir John haunt the set.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Daisy of Love? They know that doesn't work like Rock of Love, right? Ugh.
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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forget the Bodyguard, I read they are remaking "ARTHUR" will RUSSELL BRAND!
Pure blasphemy.
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If God had wanted us to ski down a mountain we would have all been born with Paris Hilton's feet
-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009