Amy Wino Pushes Up Her Crackie Rocks For Court
These pictures of Amy Wino in London today look like they were taken at some premiere, but she's actually arriving at court! Only this crazy crackie would smile and pose like she's ready to down some champagne. Bitch, you're going to court! Most of us growl, throw our fits up in the air and cry when we have to step foot in a courthouse for whatever reason. This crackette looks fucking thrilled. Maybe they told her there's a heroin, computer duster, weed, and vodka buffet waiting inside? Hey, but at least she got hosed down for the occasion. And her crack chichis are looking spectacular. Just look and don't touch. Motorboating a Wino may cause seizures, foaming at the mouth and a severe addiction to ice pops.
The former Crackie of Camden was in court today to answer to charges that she whooped a trick at a charity event back in September. It was a quick affair. Wino stumbled in, pleaded "not guilty" and then stumbled out. She should have just pleaded "WINO," which is code for "above the motherfucking law." How dare the court tear away her crackhive from its pipe for this shit!
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Nice fake beehive, bitch.
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she's lookin a lot better these days.
Either Winehouse is smoking a pack of smokes an hour, or she's back to the pipe, and she's not blowin' bubbles. You could strike a match on those chapped lips!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Hate her..please OD.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Throw this obnoxious bitch in the slammer already!
But let the wig go. Poor thing. It's been through enough.
She looks so fresh and so clean. But her nails are still dirtay.
Only Wino would use a court appearance as a media comeback. xD
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Yep, this is exactly what I would wear to court. What are the odds?
Christ. Her hair might actually look almost good (aside from it being overly-obvious that most of it is extensions) if it weren't for that ugly hive. When I saw the main picture at first, I just thought that hive was someone's head behind her and that her hair actually looked normal for once. She needs to give that shit up. Anyway, it might help if it was all the same color...
They must have her meds right
sugamama5000 on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:02am.
Top of the morning to you all!
I am a birthday slut on 03/19/2009!
Well, Happy Drunk as fuk Birthday to ya!!!
On Topic:
She looks somewhat sober. Hope she can keep it up.
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"I'll have a cafe mocha, vodka, valium, latte to go please".
that self-imposed rehab does wonders for her.
TEAM WINO!
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Awww, she even put her ballet flat-colored heels on! Prosh.
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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.
Wow. If she would adjust her dress to cover her bra, she'd look perfect (for Amy, anyway). She looks so much better...a little healthy weight, clean hair, scab free skin...Go Amy!
this is a far cry from her days of looking like death. st.Lucia did wonders for her.
If Wino is not seeing Blake anymore maybe she could change her tatoo to: Bake, Flake
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:03am.
I really hope so :)
Did anyone else notice that she doesn't look like she's going to keel over and die right in front of the camera? She actually looks semi-healthy, which is great for her. And before you say she's too skinny, she's probably the same size as 99% of the people in Hollywood. I'm happy for her.
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I'm trippin' ballz, man.
She looks like a Mix of Cher , Alexis Arqaute and A Midget with Two Party City Wigs and ugly tats
not even ganna mention her fugly style
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
I still love her. I can't help it.
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If God had wanted us to ski down a mountain we would have all been born with Paris Hilton's feet
-Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/16/2009
I'd say she's paid her debt to society, simply by showing up on time in court, looking clean and dressed up. The trick she whooped was asking for it and should apologize for inciting Miss Winehouse to hit her.
a little areola action in the 8th thumbnail..love it!!
& dare I say it, but she doesn't look that bad in these pics.
she has the face only her mamma can love
she is so fkn ugly
and wat she famous for anyway? Two hits on a radio ?
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
SOOOO sick of the hive. What IS it? A mixing bowl with some hair glued to it? It's as nasty as Gargamel herself.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
What, no mention of the blood dripping down her right leg? hmmmmm
Oh wow, them things be squishy :)
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She could have at least buffed out the nicotine stains on her fingers and nails before court.
Submitted by Haribo on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:41am.
that's a british and irish thing to do...the sucking your thumb thing that is. i will never understand this kinda behavior. it's not like she's a toddler.
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I'm fairly sure it's just Amy.
We, generally, don't do that, except maybe in jest. She's not looking at anyone there which suggests she's doing it for herself.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Top of the morning to you all!
I am a birthday slut on 03/19/2009!
Between today and the first day of spring, I'm serving vapor sandwiches!
Loves some MK, sketti forever!
She is one of the biggest attention-whores out there. I can't even look at her pictures anymore, she just annoys me too much.
Ms. Whineho you are the living end. in that outfit she requires one thing to complete the look:
a psychedelic cracked up dance of funk. if only she would have busted a move.
the look on her face is like there is elevator music playing in her head.
none of this commoner shiznite touches her.
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some humorous line that gets everyone laughing, something smart, yet quippy.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:34am.
Somewhere in Utah, Donny Osmond's mega-watt smile just dimmed!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Happy St Patty's day! I bet is MK's favorite day of the year.
I am 'rocking' my green high tops....
that's a british and irish thing to do...the sucking your thumb thing that is. i will never understand this kinda behavior. it's not like she's a toddler.
Could someone please burn that dead animal on her head? Jeesh, I hate that disgusting pile o' hair.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
She is like Cristy from Intervention. I watched that episode and realized there isn't rehab for straight up crazy.
No. Joke. Christy's dad wrote her songs "Isn't she nifty? My little Christy"...but he had to stop b/c he couldn't find anything that rhymed with psychotic, meth-ed out whore!
Anywhoodle, at least Wino is completely covered & doesn't have those busted ass ballerina slippers on. And is she SUCKING HER THUMB in pic #1?? Jesus this girl has some serious issues....
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Nice legs!
My personal Long Distance Dedication to Amy:
love the little wiggle in your walk
The way you cuddle on my shoulder
But you're too young to know the score
So come back when you're older
Cos you're too sweet
And innocent
But you're just
Oh, too young for me, yeah
The way you hold me, not too tight
The tender way you kiss goodnight
Tells me you've got some growing up to do
Whoa, oh
Young
And innocent
Is the love
Oh, you give to me
You're not hip so get with it, girl
Go on home to your make believe world
Sweet and innocent
You're too young and beautiful
For me...
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
She should get time for that outfit and hive.
can she get a new look already, damn?
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She looks better than I've seen her in a long time. But her court room outfit is manic.
She makes me ill.
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
Good God. 5th thumbnail -- that's almost a left nip slip. I definitely see aureola!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Wino looks good!
I wonder if somebody shouted 'Ames love ur tits' and that's why she grabbed them, or if she is amazed herself how good her tittays look
oh yeah Cristy! that girl is craaaaaaazy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Best she ever looked. That's a great bra. Her tittays are usually looking floppy. I wonder if she got her teef fixed for the occasion.
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I find her loathesome.
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'K, MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!
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Love the "Disabled Person" sign in the last pic, the arrow is pointed right at her...I mostly wish these days Wino would buy some chapstick on one of her candy runs...She is lucky she has youth on her side, she can only go downhill from here.