Let's Hope Baby Didn't Get His Daddy's Eyes
BABIES!!! BABIES!!! BABIES!!! We're all drowning in BABIES!!! this week. Go look in your refrigerator and I'm sure there's a baby chilling in there. Charlie Sheen brought twins, as did Jenna Jameson. Carson Daly and his girlfriend Siri Pinter have added another member to the baby army. A boy. Siri gave birth to another oxygen-stealer this past Sunday in Los Angeles.
Carson's spokeswhore told People that Carson and Siri named him Jackson James Daly. JJ weighed in at 7 lbs., 8 oz. I can't really say shit on his name, but Jackson James does kind of sound like a wine you'd buy on special at Albertson's. Besides that, it's totally absolutely every kind of normal.
You know how whores usually say shit like, "Awwww. baby has his father's eyes." I hope they weren't saying this to JJ. If that's the case then Siri popped out a giant eyeball with two little legs and arms. Carson's got eyes that even STAINS can't stand up to. While Stains can eat cupcakes with his eyes, Carson can make 'em, frost 'em and box 'em with his googly eyes.
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He looks like William H Macy...congrats to them both!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He looks like he's on bolivian marching powder ;p
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is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
Totally creepy and pervy looking.
Dumb question of the day but I'm gonna ask - does he happen to have Parkinson's? He has the exact same stare that a close friend (who was diagnosed at 40) has, and this friend also lost quite a bit of weight and has a similar gaunt look as Carson. He didn't always have that stare.
He looks like a crackhead. And I agree, the baby epidemic is frightening.
NO MORE BABIES! PLEASE!
It's bad enough that all these celebrities are pregnant or have recently birthed, but too many people I KNOW are in the same condition.
"but Jackson James does kind of sound like a wine you'd buy on special at Albertson's" ... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carson is manorexic fo sho. He used to not look like that.
He used to also be engaged to Tara Reid. LOL!
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Douchechill!
Celebrity + Normal Name = Does Not Compute.
I'm too used to the crazy. Apple Pan Dowdy, Jacuzzi Stormtrooper are the norms in my head now.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
it looks like he has single eyelids.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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My dad's a doctor and everytime I think he's checking someone out, he comes out with a remark like, "Look at her bulging eyes. She must have a thyroid problem." That's what I think of stick-man Carson Daly.
The baby's maternal grandparents are both soap actors who should both be Hot Sluts of the Day!
It is what it is......
Graves disease for Carson- they make a pill for that man!
I wonder if he has some sort of thyroid condition? From what I understand, an overactive thyroid can result in buggy eyes and major weight loss. Regardless, that Herman Munster head is just so, um, rectangular.
In related news, Kennedy from MTV fame had her second kid Friday, a girl named Lotus. She has a very good political talk show on AM radio in LA. She's way more astute than you might expect.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 10:12am.
Those are some Jonathan Rhys Meyers (don't know if I botched the name) cokey eyes.
Dayum.
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I had a dirty dream about him (JRM) last night. The weird thing was, he wanted me to touch his eyeballs!
Those are some Jonathan Rhys Meyers (don't know if I botched the name) cokey eyes.
Dayum.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
He snortin some serious shit in that picture
red nose/bugged out eyes/dry lips = drugs
plus he mad skinny soo he def is snortin somethin
Not like snortin is sucha big deal ... Everyone snorted or snorts
Infact I saw watshisface Marky Mark snort shit load of coke in one of ATL clubs few months ago
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
He needs to eat a hamburger or twelve stat!
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK
Does anyone remember *cough*when he was relevant*cough* back when he was on TRL, him Diddy, Ashton Kutcher and some other douches tried to become a new Rat Pack?
It made me sick to my stomach.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:12am.
I thought he was gay.
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For serious!! Carson may have a kid but I just can't believe he's straight.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Carson used to be so hot, before he got manorexia.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
I thought he was gay. Seriously. I have been hearing rumors about him for years.
Not that gay guys can't have kids. Not what I'm saying...
That's coke induced!
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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
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Hoo Hoo. He looks like a damned owl. Now all he has to do is turn his head all the way around.
Yikes.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
yahbutnobut thanks, I just got that image in my head, LOL
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I used to listen to his radio show and wait for him to say something funny, but he never did. So glad it was cancelled. I wonder if he wasn't funny cuz he was always loaded. He probably thought he was hillarious.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:47am.
First Stains, then Jonathan Rhys Meyers, now Carson.
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If 2008 was the Year of the Chola then 2009 will be the Year of the Hypnodog. ALL HAIL STAINS!!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
First Stains, then Jonathan Rhys Meyers, now Carson.
It is like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. If friends or relatives knock on your door and they have alien eyes, DO NOT OPEN IT!
They're here already! You're next! You're next, You're next...!
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
I don't remember him having such buggy, meth eyes on TRL... this is a result of heavy usage, right?
You must die. I alone am best.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:29am.
little JJ prolly looks like the money you could be saving with Geico.
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MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!! BRILLIANT!!
Yeah but are they over the moon about it?
Yikes! Those are some scary peepers ya got there Carson. Imagine that coming at ya over your crib. Poor kid's gonna have nightmares for years to come.
D-listed is really living up to its name today.
Somewhere Tara Reid's crying in her beer.
And I'm actually hoping the kid doesn't have daddy's eyes.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
I don't care, * Back to Dora's treat*
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
*yawn*
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I hope they don't call him JJ. Jackson James is such a normal name it's making me like Carson.
Stains should be suing these bitches for stealing his style!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
little JJ prolly looks like the money you could be saving with Geico.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
I seldom see his news, I am not familiar with him if without the breaking news on NY MAGAZINE, it is reported his da ting profile is found on " C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M" by her fan.