Old Dora, New Dora
When Mattel announced that they would be giving Dora the Explorer a tween makeover, mobs of parents got crazy assuming they were going to turn her into a ho fo sho. The new Dora wasn't supposed to be unveiled until the fall, but because of all the screamery Mattel released a picture of the all-new Dora.
The new Dora doesn't look like she's ready for the pole yet, but homegirl did pay a visit to the plastic surgeon's office. Bitch got a nose job, lip injections, extensions and highlights. Mattel said the tween Dora isn't wearing make-up, but that shit is full of lies. Dora's got herself some fake eyelashes and lip gloss. Also, her eyes are all sparkly. Is this bitch already on the drugs? I'm thinking E. Those glittery eyes are just begging for a glowstick light show!
How long before tween Dora's slutty MySpace pictures leak?
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She's going to be auditioning for the Bang Bus any day now.
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well, she's cute. I was thinkin' she was gonna be a lil more...whorish. My bad.
Parents were ok with the change until they heard her say "Ola beeshes!".
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
She's pretty white now. And slim. And with extensions and a dye job. Welcome to junior high, Dora! See you in the girl's room where we can compare bulimia notes!!
I think she looks fine. I don't understand why parents are all worried. Oh shit, a kid is growing up!! WHAT DO WE DO!?