Old Dora, New Dora

As long as she doesn't start speaking like Penelope Cruz, I'm OK with it. Anyone else not able to understand a WORD that skank says? I put her Oscar speech on mute.

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

At least she doesn't have that giant Sputnik-sized head anymore, but she's wearing leggings!! Love her highlights, tho...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!

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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake

I think she is cute. My boyfriend has a little sister that looked just like the little Dora when she'd get her hair bobbed, and now she is going to look like her again!

I don't mind leggings when they are under a long shirt like that or under a mini-skirt. I think it is a cute style. I don't know if I'd be able to pull it off, though.

Dora is lookin' fierce, the spring time dress the leggings, the ballet slippers, and are those pearls I see in homegirl's ears? New Dora is owning it..don't HATE...but where is that bitches backpack? She's gonna need it..I'm sure Dora is a "woman" now and will need somewhere to put her "personal" items.

***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***

Submitted by Im a Princess - ...I think all things need a little re-vamping from time to time.

I disagree. Little girls should not be subjected to an adult's view of what is attractive. Little girls shouldn't be pressured into wearing certain clothes or looking a certain way. There's enough time for that the rest of your life! You don't see preschool boys teasing others about the size of their bellies or the style of their clothes, but I 've seen girls that age doing it and it breaks my heart.

Noooooooo! That`s tragic lol

She's not a whore, she's just friendly!

Submitted by Calcbunny on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:16am.
Can they rename her Whora the Explorer?
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Yeah, sure, cuz she looks like such a whore now... *rolling eyes*

Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:15am.
Submitted by Im a Princess - Well, I'm not sure,

Not for the preschool set. No self-respecting tween is going to go for Dora. This is a marketing ploy to sell more product. And why reinforce the ridiculousness by making Dora "prettier", thinner, and with different clothes? She was a hit just the way she was.
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True, but I think all things need a little re-vamping from time to time. I have seen preschool girls (I happen to have boys) many of them are dressed just like Dora...cute little ballet slippers and leggings with matching bows and pretty hair. And hey...I think it's better that she's thinner. Sends a "healthier" message, I think and it's not like she's anorexic or anything.

She looks like her cousin, Alicia, now. I wonder when she will have her Quniceria.

Submitted by Raniya on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:27am.
What happened to her backpack?
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Dora has a Coach bag now.

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

Cna they rename her Whora the Explorer?

Submitted by Im a Princess - Well, I'm not sure, but haven't girls (well even guys I'm sure too) always cared about what their peers thought of them? This is not a new thing...peer pressure has always been around.

Not for the preschool set. No self-respecting tween is going to go for Dora. This is a marketing ploy to sell more product. And why reinforce the ridiculousness by making Dora "prettier", thinner, and with different clothes? She was a hit just the way she was.

Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 9:05am.
What happened to a childhood where you didn't worry about your looks, clothes or what other people are saying about you? Those days are long gone and it's so sad. It's tough as hell to raise a little girl in this f-ed up society...

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Well, I'm not sure, but haven't girls (well even guys I'm sure too) always cared about what their peers thought of them? This is not a new thing...peer pressure has always been around.

I always thought she could use a makeover...I'm just sruprised it took this long. She looks better, I think. I mean, she was a little homely before...now look at her.

What happened to a childhood where you didn't worry about your looks, clothes or what other people are saying about you? Those days are long gone and it's so sad. It's tough as hell to raise a little girl in this f-ed up society...

Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:50am.
pussycat dolls are a better role model for young gurls than hannah montana
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LMAO!!!!
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Atleast she's wearing the same bracelet.

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I'm okay with this Dora. She's a lot cuter than the ugly younger Dora with her belly-baring shirt and retard sneakers. My mother always says, whenever she hears about Dora. "I HATE that thing. It's so ugly!"

Of course, she's still going to hate the new Dora because she's wearing "a gaudy outfit".

I love her! She looks like my daughter!!! She's 9 going 19 with a nasty disposition some times. Welcome to the Pre-teen years people! They are torture!!

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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno

Expecting my third in October.

Well, she doesn't look like a Bratz Hooker.
How old is this series anyway?

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Did they get enough money from me when I bought the huge Dora kitchen playset??!!! Now I've got to spring for new Dora shit because now she's going to age at the same rate as my daughter??!! The hell??!!! Fuck Dora.

You must die. I alone am best.

pussycat dolls are a better role model for young gurls than hannah montana.

Submitted by lune78 on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:37am.

Meh, she looks fine. People need to take a chill pill, I think she still looks wholesome enough. She's still a better role model to young girls than Hannah Montana.

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The McCanns Did It

f*cked up and mattel needs to get a grip. i mean - they have done something that has ALL OF AMERICA mad, and they dont care. betty and veronica were pretty hot - but they were high schoolers. not 11, as a tween dora would be.

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The McCanns Did It

Submitted by Santos on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:42am.
Who the hell can afford pearl earrings that size?
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Better earrings than a necklace for a kiddie show, no?

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

Kimora the Explorer got herself some chola eyebrows...don't mess with this bitch on the P.S.203 playground! And look for some Ike Turner/Chris Brown type domestic violence from Boots the monkey!

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Who the hell can afford pearl earrings that size?

I'm kind of lost as to how she's going to explore in that outfit. Unless all of a sudden they're going to have her bargain hunting at the mall instead of out in nature and shit.

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

This just seems pointless, like a big stupid marketing ploy. I think that Mattel did this on purpose to drum up controversy, and after awhile maybe they'll be like "nope, this was a bad idea, sorry," and go back to the old Dora just to raise sales. It's like New Coke, only it's New Dora.

Meh, she looks fine. People need to take a chill pill, I think she still looks wholesome enough. She's still a better role model to young girls than Hannah Montana.

Submitted by Raniya on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:27am.
What happened to her backpack?

She made the leggins, the lace on her lil dress and a headband out of it, Bitch is going green and she'll be the Martha stewart of her generation, you'll see

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:09am.
Parents were ok with the change until they heard her say "Ola beeshes!".

LMAO C word!♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP

Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on " C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M " It is a hot celebrity and millionaire singles club, OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..

CANT BELIEVE THEY GOT RID OF THE MID DRIFT.. TALK ABOUT TAKING THE X OUT OF EXPLORER....

The new Dora looks a bit glassy-eyed.

I'm told old to know much about Dora, but the old ones looks better suited to exploring. Bitch is built like a pack mule.

This is just the beginning for our little Dora. She'll be full on skank-a-fied very soon.

What happened to her backpack?

She's wearing leggings therefore she's on my shit list.

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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.

Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 8:22am.
Why did Dora have to grow up?
Actually i think is refreshing for a change, Bart should have been in rehab 3 times and Lisa should have gone wrong looong time ago, married milhouse, have 4 kids and live on a trailer.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

This is selling out, pure and simple. Tweens buy more merch.

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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS

Why did Dora have to grow up? couldn't they just introduce Dora's older cousin for the "tween" crowd.
Seriously who over the age of 3 watches Dora?!
My 5 year old niece is all over the Jonas brothers and High School Musical - all that I personally think are too old for her!
What happened to kids being kids?! Why are our kids being pushed to grow up so fast?!

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

fulana

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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?

The new Dora doesn't look like she's ready for the pole yet, but homegirl did pay a visit to the plastic surgeon's office. Bitch got a nose job, lip injections, extensions and highlights. Mattel said the tween Dora isn't wearing make-up, but that shit is full of lies. Dora's got herself some fake eyelashes and lip gloss. Also, her eyes are all sparkly. Is this bitch already on the drugs? I'm thinking E. Those glittery eyes are just begging for a glowstick light show!

THIS IS EXACTLY THE REASON YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST BITSH ON THE WEB MICHAEL. I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU, YOU FUNNY FUCKER.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Is she wearing contacts too? I like how her jewelry grew up too.

She's just copying Strawberry Shortcake and Holly Hobbie. Those bitches are talking about her behind her back.

Where's Diego? Probably looks like Mario Lopez, that is if he hasn't joined the cast.

Leggings courtesy of the Lindsay Lohan line and
Ballerina slippers courtesy of the Amy Wino line
What's next?
Dora is for preschoolers, not tweens

Not bad. A hell of a lot better than that skank Barbie.

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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!

"Ola beeshes!".

Oh, if she yelled "Escandalo," all would be well with me (and M.K., I'm sure)...