Panty Creamer Of The Day
This is bitch right here is actually a Panty Creamer of Forever and All-Time. This sexy lady has moves that will make men, women, animals and inanimate objects bust nuts (or vom chunks) over and over again.
This is apparently a 55-year-old hot piece of all-natural woman doing the "peen killing" mambo in some booty shaking contest during spring break in Fort Myers, FL. The person who uploaded this shit says that after she brought the funk, she flashed her saggy bags at the audience and tongue kissed a girl. She was later disqualified! Probably because the vibrations from all the throbbing peens caused a small earthquake and safety must come first.
And is it just me or does she kind of look like Phil Spector? Hold my fucking ass, I think THAT IS Phil Spector!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:50pm.
GF, you said you looked like the mask. Eric had some hot years.
This granny tranny is not reflecting the best of Eric Stoltz, true.
But he used to be HOT! :-)
Your tragedy is my snark material!! LOL. (j/k)
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:49pm.
Just the spectre of Spector.
We need a spectre deflector!
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You on fire today, Noop!
Like Jacko's head! Ooops, did I just say that?
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:49pm.
Just the spectre of Spector.
We need a spectre deflector!
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You on fire today, Noop!
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:33pm.
She is like the female version of Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School"
She forgot to do her armpit farts first!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by lilmoomoo on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:37pm.
dildo storage space.
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Bitter much? You know you's jelly cuz her bags are flapping harder than your avie's.
And I still think it's a man. Eric Stotlz?
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Ok, I told you I LOOKED like Eric Stoltz today and you took a vid! Can't believe you Jiggy! Yes, it's me, my break-up has not only aged me several yeras, but has made me go full on cougar! Hear me roar!
*pulls imaginary towel between legs in cool dance move*
I think someone's granny wandered off the cruise ship. At least she got some moves?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:25pm.
And is it just me or does she kind of look like Phil Spector? Hold my fucking ass, I think THAT IS Phil Spector!
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Just the spectre of Spector.
We need a spectre deflector!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Certain things can never be UNSEEN~
the still itself is upsetting, I can't imagine how bad is the video...i'll pass thankyouverymuch
Aw, damn! Sorry I thought that was me....
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
The fuck?! You bitches SWORE there was no tape in the camera! That's the last time I dance for you whores.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
AHHHHHH!!!!! Flat no-butts are skeery!!!!!!!!!!
why does she have 2 belly buttons?
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by lilmoomoo on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:37pm.
dildo storage space.
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Bitter much? You know you's jelly cuz her bags are flapping harder than your avie's.
And I still think it's a man. Eric Stotlz?
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Is she pregnant?
She's gross.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Submitted by lilmoomoo on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:37pm.
dildo storage space.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Is this the spring break equivalent of blasting opera outside macdonalds hang outs?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Is that a C section, tummy tuck, or lipo scar? I think I'm going to throw up.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper: "She reminds me of Ed Grimley."
TOTALLY!
And you KNOW she got laid later. Of course she did!
I'm sad and slightly nauseated simultaneously.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
She is like the female version of Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School"
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick."
Are you sure that isn't Gayvolta crashing the Spring Break festivities???
Spring Break should have an age limit: 25 yr and under.
Mesmerizing. if only she (it) were spewing some profanity.
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even if one were to slop some shampoo and scrub the wad the scalp remains elusive. And that is probably where the stank emanates from.-Nanoop
Bitch actually has some moves. I'd take her ass to a Jamaican Dancehall anyday. She wouldn't embarass me although she'd have to suck in that gut while she's whining on some dick.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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(='.'=)
(")_(")
Jesus and Madonna Christ! WTF did she drink!?
She looks like she got knocked up on Spring Break!
I never attended any spring break partying it up anywhere's. But I'm glas I didn't.
Don't need to addbeing gang banged with passed out drunk and possibly GHB'd to my list things I've done.
Wow, just...wow. I feel for any family members that see this...and they will see this.
Sometimes a one piece is a better choice.
WOW that is just painful.
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
That is fucking hilarious!
I wonder, is she a local that decided she wanted to be part of spring break?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
She reminds me of Ed Grimley.
I'm so upset I never went to spring break... look at the types of things one misses out on.
Um...
really?
yea, just.....no
This isn't even attractive when the spring break douche wipes do it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I'm sooooo doing this shit when I get older. I can't wait.
You must die. I alone am best.
And is it just me or does she kind of look like Phil Spector? Hold my fucking ass, I think THAT IS Phil Spector!
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Just the spectre of Spector.
I guess extension classes at the local college include spring break stupidity.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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EEK!!!
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
That's no 55 year-old lady, that's a 55-year-old tranny. I know it's hard to tell but that's pretty much what happens at that age.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Hell, I encourage MORE of this sort of behaviour from aging women!
Anything I do can only look good by comparison, right?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I'm i the only one who find this fucking hilarious?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:17pm.
What on earth is a 55-year old doing at spring break?
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Representing the "non-traditional student" contingent.
Hey higher ed memaws need fun loving too.
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even if one were to slop some shampoo and scrub the wad the scalp remains elusive. And that is probably where the stank emanates from.-Nanoop
Yes, that's how you break it down old school. And by old school, I mean mental institution.
***Welcome to the Thunderdome***
Jesus! How the hell did you guys get your hands on my vacation video??? And i'm 49 thank you very much.
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Three wishes I'll grant ye, great wishes an' small! But you wish a fourth and you'll lose them all!
No, just no.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:17pm.
What on earth is a 55-year old doing at spring break?
Drinkin' and the shimmy-shake.
for some reason this makes me sad
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Meanwhile, her daughter (background) is dying of embarrassment.
What on earth is a 55-year old doing at spring break?