Panty Creamer Of The Day
This is bitch right here is actually a Panty Creamer of Forever and All-Time. This sexy lady has moves that will make men, women, animals and inanimate objects bust nuts (or vom chunks) over and over again.
This is apparently a 55-year-old hot piece of all-natural woman doing the "peen killing" mambo in some booty shaking contest during spring break in Fort Myers, FL. The person who uploaded this shit says that after she brought the funk, she flashed her saggy bags at the audience and tongue kissed a girl. She was later disqualified! Probably because the vibrations from all the throbbing peens caused a small earthquake and safety must come first.
And is it just me or does she kind of look like Phil Spector? Hold my fucking ass, I think THAT IS Phil Spector!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
i don't have time to check to see if anyone already made this correction. the music is not mambo but soca. awesome Trini music. move it!
That will be Britney in 5 years in her new video, mah ass is hangin' out!
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Caption This Winner/Brit Headline: 'Age is only a number. Now shake that C-section scar!'
Okay is I'm dead? is dis hurven? what i done saw i think jus den kiled me. that made ma tinker go foom phoomp and dat was it, yes sir.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:45pm.
BAD KITTY!!!!
HOW DARE YOU!!
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*runs up against the jiggle*
Puuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Some women never learn they should wear a one-piece.
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“I went through several "therapy" sessions with Dr. Jack Daniels to forget that horrific memory."
Age is only a number. Now shake that C-section scar!
Submitted by Escape Artist on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:32pm.
On paper that should have made me puke but I like her.
Brooke Hogan is what is fucking nasty and gross. I am still very disturbed by her closed-head-injury dad watching her ride that pole (poll?)
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AGREED! Brooke & her daddy make me want to puke-gag-vom-over&over big time!!!
And the music sucks because no one there cares what's playing - they're for the T&A, not the music. Mom just got a little too drunk and forgot her face & body fell years ago. STILL better than watching a fat pole-dancer and her perv father.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 6:06pm.
Oh, Holy Hell! I think we all just discovered why we haven't seen Sluttsville around lately.
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OMG Nitty! I thought I recognized those dance moves from our last night in Vegas! Right TV?
She looks like a lot of fun to be with on Spring Break, plus she'd probably pay for all of the drinks!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
that was some poor soul's mother trying to make it rain...it just felt my ovaries curl up after watching and listening....
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nice ass...when does it open?
Oh, Holy Hell! I think we all just discovered why we haven't seen Sluttsville around lately.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
WOW... that was, um, impressive. And that "music"! What the FUCK was that supposed to be?
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:06pm.
Crap. One of my oldest friends just stopped by the office to let me know that A) he's getting married this week, its a secret and I don't know the chick. And B) He deploys to Afganistan in June.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Best of luck to him with the marriage but more importantly getting back home in one piece.
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indeed!
I hope you showed him the vid so he knows just what he's risking his life to protect.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
What the hell kinda music was that? I couldn't get past THAT.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Ummm...well, that was entertaining.
I'm guessing booze was involved. Yeah, I'm a regular fucking Sherlock Holmes, right?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:41pm.
And I still think it's a man. Eric Stotlz?
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BAD KITTY!!!!
HOW DARE YOU!!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
What? She's just having a little fun dropping it like it was not hot. I like her.
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As Mrs. Slocum said in "Are You Being Served"
"I just don't care when I'm on the Continent" ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
Wow, thats a whole lot more than I needed to see. She is giving 55 year old ladies a bad name!
THIS is what's wrong with our culture.
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On paper that should have made me puke but I like her.
Brooke Hogan is what is fucking nasty and gross. I am still very disturbed by her closed-head-injury dad watching her ride that pole (poll?)
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
Oh sweet Jesus...........why in the hell did I have to watch that video? What is really sad (other than she is 55) is the fact that she has what appears to be a childbirth or hystorectomy scar! That is really nothing to "show" off.
I love that look of concentration on her face as she counts the beats. "and one and two and three and four and one and two and three and....."
www.tvraisedme.com
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:06pm.
Crap. One of my oldest friends just stopped by the office to let me know that A) he's getting married this week, its a secret and I don't know the chick. And B) He deploys to Afganistan in June.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Best of luck to him with the marriage but more importantly getting back home in one piece.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
She has two belly buttons :)
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
*hiding in hamper*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Crap. One of my oldest friends just stopped by the office to let me know that A) he's getting married this week, its a secret and I don't know the chick. And B) He deploys to Afganistan in June.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:56pm.
I think her pussay was hangin' out!
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And it's got skillz!!
PS Eric Stoltz has a pussay?? LOL
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Phil Sphincter does also !
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 5:02pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:55pm.
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What we need is another angry rant by jussayin. Those always make me laugh and feel better about the crazy loons in my life.
JUSSAYIN, you out there??
Help us!
Where you at, bitch!
Give us some.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Oh LAWD.
That dance would look ridiculous even if she had a statuesque figure, though.
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"if you ever hit me I will kill you, and I mean kill you dead, do you understand that?" - Tigerlily
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:55pm.
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What we need is another angry rant by jussayin. Those always make me laugh and feel better about the crazy loons in my life.
JUSSAYIN, you out there??
Help us!
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:58pm.
Shake it! I hope I'm that confident at 55.
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I hope I am not that derranged at 55.
This crazy mama makes me feel a little better about myself. Got to admit, though- I thought she was a tranny at first.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:58pm.
@Jiggy@Devilgirl: No longer feeling bad about myself NOW!
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I know that's right!
This whole day of posts has made me feel much better about what I'm rocking. True fact. :-)
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
Hello breaktheleash darling.
Would you believe me if I told you I was arrested for leaving a Walmart with a pink bikini on underneath my overalls that wasn't paid for?
I'm kidding. I wasn't arrested. I was at a Buddhist monastery. I'm kidding, I wasn't there either. I was in Wisconsin.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:58pm.
@Jiggy@Devilgirl: No longer feeling bad about myself NOW! Thanks, MK!
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I know! What a confidence booster for anyone young, old and in-between!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:55pm.
@ Noop--
MJ hater!!
I just spewed nasty slobber strings all over my monitor cuz you made me laugh.
How could you, Noop? I was in such a cunty mood!!
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I been in a cunty mood, too for a couple days. Gaaaaa!!!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:56pm.
I think her pussay was hangin' out!
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And it's got skillz!!
PS Eric Stoltz has a pussay?? LOL
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
@Pauly: Pauly! Where ya been buddy?
@Jiggy@Devilgirl: No longer feeling bad about myself NOW! Thanks, MK!
Shake it! I hope I'm that confident at 55.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
And you KNOW she got laid later. Of course she did!
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Sadly, she was probably better down on the sand than some of those skinny bines Jones gals.
Some young guy is waking up with a hangover, thinking of the great dicky-dunkin' he had the night before, only to realize it was Ed Grimley!!!
Oh for heaven's sake. That is NOT a woman. That looks like my dad.
I think her pussay was hangin' out!
OMFG. This looks just like my former neighbor. She would fucking bust some insane moves like this with a bikini on and everything. Same hair, everything. Usually it happened after she had way too many White Russians, which was usually by noon any day of the week.
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
@ Noop--
MJ hater!!
I just spewed nasty slobber strings all over my monitor cuz you made me laugh.
How could you, Noop? I was in such a cunty mood!!
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I'm not being sarcastic or having a bad day. I'm having an opinion.--Stoney
MY EYES!!!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK