Monday, March 16th 2009
Twins For Baby Huey & Jenna Jameson
The theme of the month is: whores having twins! This past weekend, Charlie Sheen welcomed twinsies to the world and now Jenna Jameson has popped out a double in Newport Beach, CA. That's what AVN.com says.
Jenna queefed out her twins sometime this morning. Seriously, she just opened up, let the wind blow and out came the babies. They probably came out swinging on their umbilical cords through her cracked sugar walls. A bright light came shining out of her snatch. It's like when Locke fell down the well on Lost. Only in reverse!
No word on what she named her babehs. I'm going to take a wild guess and say she wrote down Cunnilingus Sixty Nine and Fellatio Money Shot on their birth certificates.
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this is the saddest day ever! who wants to be the spawn of a porn star? poor kids.
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
that's two more fucked up kids entering the world. Poor things.
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"I think she's an ass...I think she's ugly. And I think she's a disgusting human being..."
-Anne McCourt, 81 years old, re: Paris Hilton (was filmed and is now pissed she will be on a reality show )
You know that's not the first time Jenna's had 2 people in her vag. HAHAHAHA!!
Damn, does Baby Huey have 2 brain cells to rub together?!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Damn, that mental image is horrifying.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Can we please take Clomid off the fucking market? Um, thanks.