Monday, March 16th 2009
Twins For Baby Huey & Jenna Jameson
The theme of the month is: whores having twins! This past weekend, Charlie Sheen welcomed twinsies to the world and now Jenna Jameson has popped out a double in Newport Beach, CA. That's what AVN.com says.
Jenna queefed out her twins sometime this morning. Seriously, she just opened up, let the wind blow and out came the babies. They probably came out swinging on their umbilical cords through her cracked sugar walls. A bright light came shining out of her snatch. It's like when Locke fell down the well on Lost. Only in reverse!
No word on what she named her babehs. I'm going to take a wild guess and say she wrote down Cunnilingus Sixty Nine and Fellatio Money Shot on their birth certificates.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:04pm.
Can we please take Clomid off the fucking market? Um, thanks.
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I hate other people's children as much as the next gal but I know people who have used Clomid to have their own ankle biters. Yes, they were having a lot of trouble conceiving and apparently this stuff works really well for some people. So hopefully you are just having a really bad day or are being sarcastic. And as far as celebrities go having all those twins, you're right, what a bunch of self centered, thoughtless, asshats! They should be able to control the number of fetuses they carry better. Or at least get your permission first. Some people!
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:58pm.
i think i've seen that.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Jenna Jameson and Brittany Andrews participated in the best, i repeat the BEST lesbian scene ever!! How can you argue, sexy bantar at a restaurant table leads to rimjobs in the bathroom. Now thats fucking art
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
I'm not into porn having seen about maybe five in my life, but I love Jenna and think she is so beautiful and hot and I'm a woman. She's about the only woman I think I would ever cross over for. Good for her, her happiness with Tito and her new family.
hey!! some new ortiz's in the family!! yeaaa. hey were related somewhere down the line
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:42pm.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:31pm.
there is a difference between having sex and having sex for money and an audience...that's just nasty.
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I mean, sex changes your brain chemistry or something...if u dont equate sex with being a private thing when youre young...youre never going to be able to see any other point of view. Its just how it is...you either do or you dont...and if u dont, i don think it makes you any less than any other woman....
I was wondering when she was gonna pop. She is proof that anybody can avoid the paps if they want to. Didn't see her traipsing all over the place for a while now. Hopefully she'll be a good mom. Congrats.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Chocofrog on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:21pm.
That's cold. The woman wants to start a new life, have a family, maybe live a normal life. I mean, maybe we should give her some credit, it's not like she ever did something wrong to someone (not that I know her). In the contrary, she made million people "happy" with her movies.
I don't know. I don't make that much sense maybe, but I don't feel like making fun of her right now.
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I agree. But there's no arguing that shielding her kids from her former profession and later discussing it with them is going to be a challenge...
If I were her I wouldn't have taken on that task.
I bet that her Layette set is the only one that comes with receiving blankets and Valtrex.
It's like when Locke fell down the well on Lost. Only in reverse!
MK now THAT'S SOME JEREMY BENTHAM SHIT!
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"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
This slut reminds me of Hohan. She was very beautiful (although Hohan was more "cute") when she was young but hard living has aged her way beyond her years.
However, Jenna at least was hot well into her 20s, whereas Hohan looks used up at 22.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:31pm.
there is a difference between having sex and having sex for money and an audience...that's just nasty.
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:25pm.
cth & Oxy long time no see
Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyy
I hope she eats good and congrats I guess
CTH: The message really was: "Let's not judge women who, for whatever reason, can't breastfeed". Which is FINE. But encouraging it isn't the same as condemning women who DON'T. In the five years since I've been a mother, I have NEVER heard a woman berate another woman for NOT breastfeeding. Never. All the moms I know made their choice and that's that.
But they had this DOCTOR on who I SWEAR is being sponsored by Big Pharma (based on some other outrageous and irresponsible shit I've heard her say on other segments) and she was saying that formula today is so advanced nutritionally that it is as good as breast milk.
Then they have a regular woman writer who is currently breastfeeding, who said that she loves BFing but the scientific evidence in favor of BFing just isn't there.
They listed all the benefits and then dismissed them in one fell swoop.
Clomid may be the something I'll need to use in the future (stupid ovaries) but still, point taken.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
She took the clothes pin off her gaping hole so she could deliver.
Submitted by S_G on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:15pm.
Poor kids!
Their mother is a worn out cum dumpster and their dad looks like he should be throwing barrels at Mario.
LOL! True, dat.
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"Mah pussy's hangin' out!"
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:08pm.
Can someone explain why older women 33+ seem to always have twins? JLo, Nancy grace, Angie, this ho....why is that?
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Because of IVF.
On the long long list are also Courteney Cox (she lost one of the twins unfortunately), Charlie Sheen's whatshername, Molly Ringwald, Diane Farr, Marcia Cross, Lisa Marie Presley and so on......
They're just desperate to get pregnant exactely when they want so the baster must do its deed.
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
Submitted by Chocofrog on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:21pm.
That's cold. The woman wants to start a new life, have a family, maybe live a normal life. I mean, maybe we should give her some credit, it's not like she ever did something wrong to someone (not that I know her). In the contrary, she made million people "happy" with her movies.
I don't know. I don't make that much sense maybe, but I don't feel like making fun of her right now.
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I totally see where youre coming from!
Unlike men, women who are sexually prolific are vilified and demeaned in almost every society even though they likely engage in that behavior because theyve been harmed...people are weird.
Everyone has sex....do u think less of yourself when youre having sex with youre lover???
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Hiya! I have a new MS
as all parents must wish... lets join in the prayer for them to become pornstars
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with the bravery of being out of range."
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Jenna must have been a pro giving birth. She's had enough heads, arms, hands, shoulders and legs up her punani, labor was a breeze!
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Falkor - it's called IVF and selective reduction.
And 33 isn't that old, you have half your eggs up until 35, no need to speed up all our clocks.
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Hi!
yeah, I was busy losing my shit in the foreclosure crisis, but I'm okay now. you too, I hope.
on topic. I seriously hope she did have a C-section and they were not forced to enter her nasty bat cave.
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cth & Oxy long time no see
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:14pm
Jenna and Britt need to get together and buy an Island somwhere..... home schooling, extreme edition.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:20pm.
And am so SICK and TIRED of hollywood whores spitting out fucking TWINS I could fucking kill somebody.
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ITA! ITA! ITA!
BTW: Are they "over the moon" yet?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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About the twins, maybe they do that in Hollyweird to have a bunch of kids and avoid being preggers twice
That's cold. The woman wants to start a new life, have a family, maybe live a normal life. I mean, maybe we should give her some credit, it's not like she ever did something wrong to someone (not that I know her). In the contrary, she made million people "happy" with her movies.
I don't know. I don't make that much sense maybe, but I don't feel like making fun of her right now.
And am so SICK and TIRED of hollywood whores spitting out fucking TWINS I could fucking kill somebody.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:14pm.
"I saw your momma's cooter. And it had a big dick in it"
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I don't think they'll have it much worse than Britney's kids. If I were a mean kid I'd throw tampons at them!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:14pm.
Breast milk is not better? What lazy ignorant whore came up with that one? when you nurse, you are giving the infant the perfect food. you are also passing along your immunities at the same time. it never upsets their stomach, and it gives them easy, pure poop. Any ped worth his/her salt will BEG you to nurse, mine did, not that he had too, I have working brain cells.
pfffftt.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
She prolly didn't know she'd even given birth until someone behind her screamed that there were two babies hanging from her coonchie and being exfoliated by the pavement.
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:08pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:07pm.
this is the saddest day ever! who wants to be the spawn of a porn star?
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I dunno. What if your father was Michael Jackson or your mother was Heather Mills or Paris Hilton?
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heather mills i wouldn't mind as for the others i'd go into hiding, somewhere in the wilderness.
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
Poor kids!
Their mother is a worn out cum dumpster and their dad looks like he should be throwing barrels at Mario.
Jebus christmas, these kids are going to have to go to school in Narobi to get any peace.
"I saw your momma's cooter. And it had a big dick in it"
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Submitted by Stoney: "Can we please take Clomid off the fucking market? Um, thanks."
No kidding!
Why do all these bitches need to take Clomid anyway? Are they infertile or just impatient? I don't get it.
I was on a rant today during the "Breast milk is not really any better for your baby than formula" segment on the morning show today.
Hey, why bother with doing things the way we were designed to? Why push a baby out of your vagina when you can get a C-section? Why bother exercising when you can get your stomach stapled? Why bother getting pushing turds out of your butt when you can get a colostomy? WHERE WILL IT END?
Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:10pm.
Hopefully they were born disease free and not with his head.
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Or born giving head.
This is why psychiatry will never go out of business.
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"All you need is Robert Pattinson and a handful of glitter." - MK
Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:06pm.
You know that's not the first time Jenna's had 2 people in her vag. HAHAHAHA!!
Damn, does Baby Huey have 2 brain cells to rub together?!
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LMAO!
Hopefully they were born disease free and not with his head.
Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:08pm.
Can someone explain why older women 33+ seem to always have twins? JLo, Nancy grace, Angie, this ho....why is that?
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because those famous whores have all genetically engineered their babies.
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
they are still counting the dents in the first one's head from all the dick knobs that banged into it.
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Submitted by xerquina on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:07pm.
this is the saddest day ever! who wants to be the spawn of a porn star?
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I dunno. What if your father was Michael Jackson or your mother was Heather Mills or Paris Hilton?
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
I was thinking "D.P. Astroglide" for one of the spawn....you can guess what the D.P. stands for.
And did you know that when this pic was taken, they thought they were having triplets.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Can someone explain why older women 33+ seem to always have twins? JLo, Nancy grace, Angie, this ho....why is that?
Big head. Tiny Peen. Turkey Baster.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
About fucking time, this whore's been pregnant forever. I hope their heads were the size of his, not that she'd feel it, but ya just know the kids wont be attractive.