Fishsticks Knows Hip-Hop
What fart bubbles are blowing out of Fishstick Paltrow's mouth today? Well, Fishy commented on the state of her co-star Joaquin Phoenix. Fishy worked with the king of the hobo rap circuit on his last movie. When asked about his new (and totally fake) career, Fishy told MTV (via People), "I think that there might be some other explanation or something going on. I'm not quite sure what, but I can't believe that he's really going to quit [acting] forever to become a rapper. It seems kind of odd."
Fishy is friends with Jay-Z, so this makes her a professor of hip-hop. That's why it's no wonder that MTV asked her what advice she has for Joaquin, "Hmm ... maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe."
That is fucking excellent advice Fishy! No wonder you're the master at everything. You know, I think you should escort Joaquin to the projects. While he gets some authenticity, you can get your ass kicked! Maybe that will force the snobbery stick to finally fall out of your ass.
And for those of you that think Fishy was joking, this hag doesn't joke. Just read POOP. It's obvious that shit was created by a goopy bitch who doesn't have any sense of humor or reality.
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i can't even look at Joaquin without thinking...
"Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find.
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are.
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin.
You like the feel of steel,
You're hot stuff with a hatpin,
And good fun with a hand gun.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry."
... what?!?! it's 2:30 in the morn... whaddya want from me?!
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Gawd I can't stand her. Did anyone watch the show where she traveled around Spain with Mario Batali? She ruined the show. She's like cold oatmeal, blah.
So..she needs to Callarse la fucking boca. I went to her site earlier...goop,poop whatever,My tummy felt uncomfortable in so many ways. Is she still married? Cause I dont think even her family stands her.
Coma Caca!!
Whoa that shit she said was unbelievably racist, rap and hip-hop is music not only from the "projects"! WEll since she knows Jay-Z that makes her the authority on rap music I suppose. POOP is right!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by sushi: "I love how just because he's a rap star, JayZ can walk in her circles. This is a guy who knifed a record exec. This is a guy that if she saw walking in a white neighborhood she'd call the cops on."
ExACTly, sushi!
She reminds me of Bree (Marcia Cross) on the first season of "Desperate Housewives". For years she extolled the virtues of living the perfect life with the ideal family and the methods on how to acquire the finest things that money can buy. But underneath the surface she was driving her family insane. End result, her family hated her and went absolutely apeshit.
Something in the GOOP ain't clean. Trust. She's hammering too hard on the planks that keep her facade from crumbling. But crumble it will..and it won't be pretty.
I'm sorry but this quote makes me hate her a little less. It actually made me smile. Small steps, Gwynnie, small steps. (p.s. you're still a pretentious cunt)
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Oh Fisheh, you're so clever and relevant and hip....
Cu-cu-cu-cunt!!!
And who else can't stand Lainey's simpering "Here's my Gwyneth rubbing her asscrack today, etc, etc..." I'm Asian and I can't stand other Asians worshipping bland milk-toasts like Fisheh.
Yep. She's an expert on musical careers. After all, she starred in "Duets" with Huey Lewis.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:17pm.
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I will NEVER, EVER forget her comments made about the American people!
But in truth I hated her before that because she was always trying to be Grace Kelly and her mom called her the 'Princess Grace of her generation'.
I've always known she was an uneducated plain Jane and it used to annoy me to high heaven when some mag writers would call her gorgeous and beautiful. Even with all of her nose and eyejobs, she still isn't anything above average looking. No surprise her kids aren't anything special to look at either.
Here's the sad, sad reality of Blythe Danner, too.
http://sickitten.com/2008/12/08/so-long-sunny.aspx
Goopalina should hook up with OctoMom and show us how well she can fix everything and everyone with her Poopgoop self.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Thank you sick kitten for your agreement.
I really hate this bitch with a passion. Remember her anti-American comments years ago? She's not even that pretty. I have seen better looking chicks in my hometown.
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:09pm.
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You've said this about her and JayZ before and you are absolutely right.
I love how just because he's a rap star, JayZ can walk in her circles. This is a guy who knifed a record exec. This is a guy that if she saw walking in a white neighborhood she'd call the cops on.
This bitch needs to shut the fuck up.
The more Gwynnie opens her yap, the more people will despise her, and her pretentious, self-involved, snobbish attitude.
Submitted by missy on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:47pm.
hey angel-i!♥
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Hey, ho! *smooch!*
ONT: Gwynnie's got Telemundo Face. That says it all for me, right there.
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I remember a blind item of yours about an actress who refused to put an effort into reading scripts and was pissed when she'd see a film with a great performance by another actress and WHY didn't SHE get that part. That is so this bitch.
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She must be pulling her hair out with envy over Kate Winslet. You know it!
hey angel-i!♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
does she EVER think before she opens her mouth? correction: does she ever think?
Submitted by IrritableBowel on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:39pm.
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Ha! I posted one of your last comments of Fishy on my blog. It was THAT good.
Honestly, it sounds to me like a bunch of industry words strung together in a pattern which she thinks she may have heard somewhere before. She's such a hollow reed.
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I remember a blind item of yours about an actress who refused to put an effort into reading scripts and was pissed when she'd see a film with a great performance by another actress and WHY didn't SHE get that part. That is so this bitch.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 3:00pm.
BRA-FUCKIN-VO!
thats exactly the point I was trying to make but didnt do it so well :-\
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
does she EVER think before she opens her mouth? correction: does she ever think?
what's odd Fishy, is that you think you have something in common with musicians and actors and humans.
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"Didn't you use to have that on the other side?"- Dr. Frankenstein to Igor
She STILL is not getting the state of the economy. This is beyond snobbery, it truly smacks of a psychosis. No, not mere delusional thoughts but a pre-psychotic stage ready to blow up into a psychosis.
She's about one year away from this-
Schizophrenia is characterized by psychosis (loss of contact with reality), hallucinations (false perceptions), delusions (false beliefs), disorganized speech and behavior, flattened affect (restricted range of emotions), cognitive deficits (impaired reasoning and problem solving), and occupational and social dysfunction.
The big breakdown is coming, people. Grab the movie theater buttered popcorn.
Stoney: Right? I know, I was the scholarship kid at private schools all my life. It was a good learning experience.
Rich people NEED poor people. They need them to feel superior. They need their gratitude.
@DJ TENN, very very good post.
I cant believe she actually said that stupid shit. Let her dumb ass go live in the projects for a few years.
"Hmm ... maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe."
Yeah, thats a GREAT idea for all you grossly overpaid celebs & all suburbanite white boy fans of this shit "music"..
See, teenagers who will kill you for the 2 bux in your pocket, drugs,dealers, teen prostitutes, rats , roaches, bedbugs, mothers with way more kids than they can handle, trash everywhere, all that shit is cute and funny & "real" when its on TV, its OK then, you can turn it off and go play in your swimming pool out back , but when you actually have to LIVE ( if you can call it that) in this mess, the last thing you want is another asshole loudmouth , shuckin & jivin for the corporate mob @SONY all about how hip and cool it is to live in a 3rd rate dwelling where the inhabitants are all unemployed in a state of fear and /or drug addiction while armed to the teeth .. that is NOT what we need here in America..
Actually the LAST thing we need is more of this fuckery..
We need more Marvin Gaye/ Barry White and less of these 50 Cent Eminem stupid apes..
Im waiting for this nation to go down in flames this summer , when they're STILL are no jobs & the economy is in the shitter. America hasnt seen this level of corruption & income disparity since The Civil War .. and we all know how that ended..
yes, Joaquin , go live in the projects and take Fishy with you , maybe some hard headed rock ho or her teenage loser spawn will stab you to death for shits and giggles between rounds of Grand Theft Auto ..
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 2:57pm.
How can Chris Martin stand to be married to her?
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hookers & astroglide!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
wasn't her Mom pretty hooty-tooty-snooty too? she always looks like her nose is in the air - like us regular folk stink or something... Blythe taught her daughter well.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
How can Chris Martin stand to be married to her?
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"All you need is Robert Pattinson and a handful of glitter." - MK
Fishy is really not saying anything quotable. On purpose, I think.
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
'Stewie' on 'Family Guy'
HOBO RAP CIRCUIT FTW!!
BLAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
This coming from someone who does not even bother to check the spellings of her peers's last names. STFU fishsticks and shove your snotty comments down your blow hole.
maybe whackeen's harelip is running the show now?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
hmmm that you are able to have an acting career seems odd to me. Try not riding your parents coat tails for some authenticity bitch. juss sayin'...
no wonder brad pitt cant keep a relationship going...he goes from one self righteous bitch to the next... their egos just keep clashing..
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 1:40pm.
I went to private school, so I know EXACTLY the type you are talking about. I actually had to wait on this bitch from high school's bridal shower while I was in college working at a restaurant. I almost quit out of pride. But I sucked it up and took care of the table. Then I had fifteen beers and several bong hits afterwards.
fuck her and her fucking opinions, I love how these bitches think we give a shit about what they think.
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I just hope this performance art shit is going to be comedy....It better be.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Bitch had a career back in the 90s thanks to family connections and, let's be frank, beauty and an ounce of talent. She has ruined it with appalling movie picks and a detestable attitude. Now she's just as washed up as can be and is struggling to stay relevant in any way that she can. Pathetic.
I decided to check out the Goop for the first time and see what the fuss was about.
Here's the first thing I saw...
Thoughts on Parenting
I have also enlisted the wisdom of two other incredible women, Heidi Butz and Camila Batmanghelidjh.
Who is writing this shit?
Two OTHER incredible women?
So, she's telling us that SHE is also incredible.
Fuck me - what an ego! She could have just said *Two incredible women*
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
SHUT YOUR FISH HOLE!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Eat a soy dick, Fishsticks.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 1:36pm.
How the FUCK did shakespeare in love beat saving private ryan? this bitch owes spielberg fellatio.
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HAHAHA exactly that shit was ghastly!
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
Submitted by Stoney: "This snob is so out of touch with reality it's fucking nauseating."
I know it looks that way, but I have an alternate explanation that's even more nauseating.
She damn well knows how privileged she is; she just likes to rub it in people's faces. Most of these upper-crusty bitches know exACTly how high on the ladder they are. Their parents want to give them some perspective, so they DO get exposed to genuine, authentic poor people. But instead of giving them empathy or sympathy, it just makes them even more determined to shut out the real world and cocoon themselves in the comfort of their privilege.
It's like when my SIL left her millionaire hubby temporarily and moved into a teeny studio. She got a taste of the real world and it made her MORE determined to get back to her financial security and to uphold her snobby outlook.
Sorry for the novel. I think about this stuff a lot.
anyone who suggests living in the projects as a way to get some type of valuable experience needs to SPEND SOME FUCKING TIME IN THE PROJECTS!!!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
PS memo to joaquin and actually ill include chris brown this is how its done
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uQlB99WCuk&feature=PlayList&p=567BFB1ABB...
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