Pee Pee Wentz
Expect this to be the main event at the inaugural Douchebag Olympics! In this clip, Pete Wentz partakes in a little water sports action with a game of Piss Roulette. Yup, it's just as it sounds. Pete takes 10 empty water bottles, fills 9 with apple juice and unloads his douche water in the other. Then throughout the night, he drinks from each bottle until he gets to the one filled with his own piss.
This dick bag is a father. This fucktardian has a child. Dear Bronx Mowgli, it's never too early to file for emancipation! I'm sure every judge in this land will fast-track that shit.
At around the 7:15 mark, it looks like Pete might have gotten a taste of his peen juices. He makes a face, sort of shrugs and then chugs it. It's probably not so bad since he licks on a nasty fucking Asshole Simpson every night. It tastes like Orange Shasta compared to that nastiness.
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Not only did he do it, he advertized it! Beyond moron.
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Truth time
what do you expect from someone who named a kid Bronx Mogowli?
I bet he also draws pictures on the walls with his own stool.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
I know someone who did that in college, when he was arrested for DUI. He tried to convince the cops he was crazy, not drunk. They laughed at him, and threw his ass in a cell.
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"I think she's an ass...I think she's ugly. And I think she's a disgusting human being..."
-Anne McCourt, 81 years old, re: Paris Hilton (was filmed and is now pissed she will be on a reality show )
I think I got about 15 seconds in, and his wannabe scientific/philosophical ramblings just made me want to barf. Something about excreting a small amount of urine.
WHY does he get face time? And that dipshit wife of his as well? And the poor kid has NO chance of coming up a likeable person.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by Sock-Monkey: "ooooooooooo..Papa Joe the Preacher Man is gonna be soooo proud of this shit. His Bible of Daughterly Love just went up in flames."
That's probably why Asslee chose him and got knocked up by PeePee Wentz ASAP. He's the antithesis of everything Papa Joe wanted for her. Ha ha ha.
(As a parent, I must remember this object lesson)
Yummy chicken fucking soup that I have to eat because everything else fucking upsets my tummy!
I hatchu.
No, not really, I love you.
Will someone please off him?
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Michael K: Pepaw Brokaw has arrived to give us a big handful of Werther's Originals!
some people should be neutered before sexual maturity sets in,just like cats and dogs.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
I hope drinking his own piss sterilized him.
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Hey Virgil, are you sure it's Beyonce's fans that are the dumbest? This guy is a total idiot.
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Get the cream
"fucktardian"
another one to add to the MK dictionary!
OMG! He's soooo edgy.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
how punk rock
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
ooooooooooo..Papa Joe the Preacher Man is gonna be soooo proud of this shit. His Bible of Daughterly Love just went up in flames.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
And he felt the need to record this because he wanted his son to have nice memories of daddy.
When will the government require licenses to breed - I'm serious people!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!