Pee Pee Wentz | Dlisted

Expect this to be the main event at the inaugural Douchebag Olympics! In this clip, Pete Wentz partakes in a little water sports action with a game of Piss Roulette. Yup, it's just as it sounds. Pete takes 10 empty water bottles, fills 9 with apple juice and unloads his douche water in the other. Then throughout the night, he drinks from each bottle until he gets to the one filled with his own piss.

This dick bag is a father. This fucktardian has a child. Dear Bronx Mowgli, it's never too early to file for emancipation! I'm sure every judge in this land will fast-track that shit.

At around the 7:15 mark, it looks like Pete might have gotten a taste of his peen juices. He makes a face, sort of shrugs and then chugs it. It's probably not so bad since he licks on a nasty fucking Asshole Simpson every night. It tastes like Orange Shasta compared to that nastiness.

VIA ecctv@ONTD

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Submitted by Joay on Wed, 03/18/2009 - 8:56am.

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Submitted by NatalieStew on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 4:31pm.

Wow...Bronx Fugli is gonna have to work hard to live up to his Pa's idiotic-ness. What's next?!

Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:00pm.

I won't watch the video but looking at the picture makes me think RuPaul and "Sashay Away!"

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 6:17pm.

This guy is an idiot and that make up should not be on a grown man..ugh.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 2:03pm.

You need a license to fish, but any douche with makeup liner can sire a child!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 1:48pm.

Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 2:47pm.
Drinking his own urine? Has he lost his damn mind? Either that or this is the only way he can keep himself relavant in the press. The urine drinker and the lip syncher. Pathetic.
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Maybe he got stung by a jellyfish!

Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 1:47pm.

Drinking his own urine? Has he lost his damn mind? Either that or this is the only way he can keep himself relavant in the press. The urine drinker and the lip syncher. Pathetic.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:57pm.

UGHHH, HE'S SUCH A FUCKING LOSER!!! I LOATHE HIM AND HIS PATHETIC WIFE.

Sorry to go all Kanye on yall...
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Kelly Ann on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:54pm.

I'm never going to want to stop listening to FOB or what have you, but seriously...What is wrong with this guy? Who the fuck would do that?

It's just wrong. And he'd always take a sip of the apple juice and he drank the whole piss water. Can we have him permanently put in the psych ward?

Ha, and notice how he has to out-douche everyone in the room.

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Submitted by Lala11_7 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:19pm.

WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL?!?!?

I have come to the well thought out conclusion...

That MOST of the "famous" people that I read about...

NEED JESUS!!!

Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:16pm.

Ohhh-kaaayyy. The Wench prolly smears his own cock cheese on graham crackers, but since I'm sick, I'd prolly still hit it till the end of the Mayan calendar.

Just...no kissing.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by wahwah on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:53am.

THIS MUST BE WHERE ASHLEE GOT HER LYRICS! "ALL THE PISSES, PISSES.. PISSES OF ME!"

Submitted by The C word on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:30am.

Scientific reports show that drinking urine makes you act douchey.

Poor Yonkers Baloo.....

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Submitted by uglysexy on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:26am.

what a doofus....like the guy said who used to
like to sit in the shower with the water on
after his chair got stolen....
"What happened to the little Stool in the Bathroom?"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
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Submitted by Tamzin on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:23am.

Make it go away!

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:21am.

I can't watch this shit. Does it say anywhere how recently this was done?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:17am.

Nice.

Perhaps next time he's bored, he'll try playing with a bottle of Drano...

Submitted by Artschoolmouse on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:14am.

How does someone with so much money not have something better to do? I'm broke as fuck and I can come up with about a million more ideas than drinking my own piss.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:13am.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:11pm.

Blameshifter! Hahahaha!

He started it *in whiny voice*

Submitted by LisaL on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:13am.

Pete- "Hey hey! Over here! HERE. Look at me! Me! Look! Look what I can do! Here! Here! Loooook!"

Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:11am.

@Devilgirl: BLAMESHIFTER! j/k

I sentcha some shit by way of a little birdie.

Fuck man, I am never gonna make chaplain with this mouth.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:09am.

Bronx, honey, you're screwed.

Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:08am.

He was probably going through his old issues of Vogue while painting his nails & saw that Diesel (I think) ad campaign from a few years back that advocated drinking urine & thought it would make him seem hardcore. That's gotta be a health code violation for whatever venue he's playing in.

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you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:07am.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:05pm.
@Devil: Middle-age lethargy is MY excuse. What's yers?

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I think I am just turning into a lazy asshole. Can't even blame it on age.
I think I will just blame the ex. Easier to blame him than take the responsibility on myself!

Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:05am.

Why, why, why?
Ugh.

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:05am.

This douche is NOT FIT to shine the shoes of El Sid! Sid V. was a punk pioneer, Wentz is a butt Pirate!

Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:05am.

@Devil: Middle-age lethargy is MY excuse. What's yers?

Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:02am.

Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:43am.

Hi Leash! Yeah, I have quite the hair-do today myself!
No motivation either! WTF is up with that?

Submitted by pomegranate on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:00am.

LOL @ the Sid Vicious comparisions! If only...(I keed)

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:00am.

No prob, Sally!
agreed, Sid V. would have used this pussy tool to wipe the shit off his shoes, then he would have crumbled him up and snorted him.
I really hate this fucker.

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Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:46am.
I know hes hated...but I really like fall out boy...and I think Petes really cute! Drinking pee dosent surprise me at all, all dudes are gross and I know some whove done far more funkier shit than drink pee.

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Eek! My man may have more gas than several Middle-Eastern countries and may occasionally pick a winner from his nostril, but drinking piss is taking it a bit too far. That really is some strung out, Sid Vicious-type behavior, and Pee Pee Wentz is a big-ass wannabe.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:56am.

CTH

Thanks for the heads-up on the new Deaver. I liked the others you have recommended in the past.

I have read Lamb's She's Come Undone and I Know This Much Is True.

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:55am.

Idiocracy

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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?

Submitted by pomegranate on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:53am.

Little Bronx is going to grow up and be the adult of that family...much to his parents' chagrin-because you just know that they want a little emo of their own.

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:53am.

Who the fuck drinks their own piss?

Is he back on drugs?

WTF?

Submitted by bangheadhere on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:51am.

eesh, what a douchebag. if that doesn't scream "look at me", I don't know what does...

one day, when fall out boy's "flash in the pan" success goes away, hopefully this fucktard won't try the solo thing...

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:50am.

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:43am.

Jeffery Deaver's new one is the broken window, and very, very good.
James patterson has a new one or two, out also.
I love Wally Lamb too! did you read she's come undone?

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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:49am.

Um, the "Jackass" series is over, Pete. Perhaps you can make a spinoff called "Douchebag".

Submitted by lynniepoo on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:47am.

I seriously think this guy is a borderline retard. It's like he's age 5 and looking for attention. It's not funny, it's quite sad actually.

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:46am.

Thanks EastEndGirl.

I just finished Waiter Rant. Pretty good inside info. It will make me a better restaurant patron for sure.

Submitted by Falkor on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:46am.

I know hes hated...but I really like fall out boy...and I think Petes really cute! Drinking pee dosent surprise me at all, all dudes are gross and I know some whove done far more funkier shit than drink pee.

The previous thread had something about intelligence and music...I wonder where fall out boy falls on that scale?

Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:45am.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:37am.
That's probably why Asslee chose him and got knocked up by PeePee Wentz ASAP. He's the antithesis of everything Papa Joe wanted for her. Ha ha ha.
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Yeah, he seems the IN YOUR FACE type of son-in-law. The baby will be wearing eyeliner & gel-spiked hair at his 1st birthday party. Trust.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:45am.

Migraine,

I just read Wally Lambs new one "The Hour I First Believed" brilliant.

Also just finished "Late Nights on Air" beautifully written.

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:43am.

CTH!

narstay!

but LMAO!!!

OT, as there is no open post yet. I need a new book. What do you recommend?

Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 10:43am.

@Devilgirl: Afternoon, love! Still sporting the vacuum cleaner hair-bag look. I'm totally unmotivated to do a damn thing about it. Think I'm gonna just adopt this look for good and give up.