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By the look of Posh's nightmare-inducing neck, she needs to feed on more souls - ICYDK
Just when you think the world has gotten boring: A cholita-eyebrow wearing lezzie attacked her girlfriend with a turkey baster filled with her brother's sperm! Gayelles gone crazy! - Lez Get Real
Mel Gibson frolicking on the beach with a pair of sugartits not attached to his wife of 28 years - Daily Mail
Bono just keeps running his annoying mouth - Celebitchy
If Fishsticks Paltrow was the punching bag at her own gym, I still wouldn't pay 4500 clams - SOW
Some couples get back together for the kids, Kerry Katona gets back together with her husband for the MONEY - Holy Moly!
Beyonce's fans are dumb - Telegraph
Stains long-lost twin is out of rehab! - I'm Not Obsessed
I hope that tortured dog is taking a deuce in Miley's purse - Socialite Life
Mister Mimi has a lot of time on his hands - ONTD
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Yuck...that neck!!! Let me raid my fridge & eat
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Posh won't be happy until she turns into an actual skeleton.
Submitted by matcha on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 2:56pm.
The music vs. intelligence study is stupid.
This study is "fake science". It's no wonder many scientists have no respect for social scientists. So many assumptions are being taken one of the worst of which is to equate inherent intelligence to SAT scores.
SAT scores denote the institutional education a person has experienced and retained, rendering social and economic factors negligible.
I'm disheartened to see such misinformation. It is contentious and it's sensationalizing an issue that must be treated with more care and respect because of what others' may take of its social and ethnic significance.
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damn how much did beyonce pay you to post this? must have been a whole shitload of cash huh?
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
ACK! Scary picture of Posh's big bobble head.
Whoa! Turkey neck...eat something quick.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
So is lanugo among the fashionista must-haves for the spring season?
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:32am.
If music is so fkn sacred to Bono, why doesn't he, after almost fifteen years, churn out some music that isn't complete goat crap? Yeah, music is sacred to me, too--that's why I won't buy any U2 albums from this past decade...
I know critics are raving about the new CD, but many artists lose their edge (hee!) when they get successful and wealthy. They don't try as hard, they aren't exposed to the same influences, they get swelled heads from people telling them how great they are, etc. Bono always was on the verge of pretentiousness from the start; success and a pulpit pushed him into it.
That psycho catholic is commiting adultery..what an ass.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Damn thats some CRYPT KEEPER SHIT! Also werent we recently discussing the link between fur face and eating disorders? Um riiiight! and her skin does look like the makings for a basketball. ew.
Estrogen a-poppin!
I literally got all fucking dizzy when I read the title to that lezbian story! I thought MK may have finally been giving my sister and her chola beauty queen girlffriend the shout out I've been asking for. That is seriously my sis and her girl in a nutshell! Sans the brothers sperm. thats just creepy. but all the other stuff REAL LIFE SHIT! it happens more than u think! fucking scary I just almost passed out reading this mess!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:37pm.
Where were you and your Alan Rickman sexy video six years ago? I had it sooo bad for him back then. Probably would have tried to jump through the computer screen to get a piece of that HOTNESS. Anyway...
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Forget about Posh's neck - can we talk about her face? Her skin is nast.
And there must be something wrong with my wiring, but I've never liked U2, not ever. Am I ca-razee?
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If someone takes a spill, it's me and not you
Who told you you're allowed to rain on my parade
***Damn, Posh looks even scarier than usual! Bitch looks like the Conductor of the Anorexic Express!
***Bono has become such a fuckin self-important tool. The only U2 album worth listening to is Joshua Tree and that came out ages ago. So overrated.
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
Bono, please go buy some lips already.
Is there a plot next to Karen Carpenter for Posh? It won't take much space - you could probably squeeze the corpse through a mail slot.
After looking at this, I think I'll appreciate my double chin a little more.
Posh looks like a grandmother.
Yikes and what the fuck?!
The music vs. intelligence study is stupid.
This study is "fake science". It's no wonder many scientists have no respect for social scientists. So many assumptions are being taken one of the worst of which is to equate inherent intelligence to SAT scores.
SAT scores denote the institutional education a person has experienced and retained, rendering social and economic factors negligible.
I'm disheartened to see such misinformation. It is contentious and it's sensationalizing an issue that must be treated with more care and respect because of what others' may take of its social and ethnic significance.
Scary Spice.
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Bottom-feeder.
Does Victoria have a mirror? If yes, why doesn't she use it???
She's a hag! Urghhh.....
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
Posh is frightening.
Mel Gibson is an asshole.
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Douchechill!
*screams*
My dead mother looks better than this. Seriously.
*hands Posh some cheese and bread*
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. —Groucho Marx
Pauly Shore on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 1:02pm.
How do you get that skinny?
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by not eating or pucking right after eating....pick a color...any color....
that study about music was pretty far reaching and seems like more of an opportunity for the study conductor to reaffirm what he probably already believes. basing intelligence on SAT scores is silly. you can score low on a test and still be extremely intelligent.
How do you get that skinny?
Ugh, Posh is nasty. Her skin is like parchment- lack of nutrients. Her neck squicks me.
Bono says music is a "sacred thing" that shouldn't be given away for free. Isn't that what you're supposed to do with them?
Submitted by suze on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:35pm.
Shhh, it's gonna be okay!
*gets defibrillator ready*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 12:01pm.
AR - Sweet cheebus!
*fans face*
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
wow. she could keep spare change in that clavicle.
fat is not always the enemy girls. sometimes a little can be your friend.
MK, the neck!? the fucking neck!??! have you seen her nose?!?
I wouldn't want to neck with her...
or is that a photo shop nightmare...
if you keep anorexia in the closet
sometimes it dies there...like karen carpenter?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is in these up to his neck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1204966/
ugggh. posh looks terrible. she's gotten much thinner this year. skeleton is not pretty.
i LOVE U2, always have. excellent vocals, ragin' rock. vertigo one of my favs.
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eeek Posh looks scary!!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
u2 pretentious crap! always has been always well. the one good song they had was "lemon"
Now that is a Brit regardless which accent she wears, no one would hit unless getting paid the big bucks!
David must be under hynosis by concentrating on her bouncing boobs before he is doing her. Or maybe put one of those oversized fendi-bags over her head.
What was he thinking when he married this toothpick?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:50am.
Unfortunately, that doesn't surprise me. I get tired of celebrities and politicians telling me how to live and what to do, while they shove it and do whatever the fuck they want. Hypocrites.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:52am.
HA! Isn't it wonderful? I just changed my pic and siggie this weekend. So everytime at work I get to look at my honey bunch and it makes me happy.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
@Fuzzy: Thanks for the link (again). Got my daily fill of AR.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:44am.
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Yes, in case the average idiot should ever stumble upon an atomic bomb...lol. Get this, though--my boyfriend worked in the stagehand business and found out that Mr. Rainforest Advocate Bono issued the use of rare bamboo from a certain rainforest to build the stageset. You know what they do with the wood they use for concert rehearsals when they're done with it? They throw it in the garbage. Isn't that right, Bono?
And Bono says, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:32am.
True dat! The Joshua Tree was magnificent, one of my favorite albums ever. Nowadays he does shit like that How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb. Now THAT was a complete turd.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Fans of Neil Diamond and the Dixie Chicks must be highly intelligent because I scored a 1390 on my SAT.
Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:36am.
I didnt know that posh had such crappy skin
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Isn't that caused by Bulimia? Makes your teeth look like shit too... and your hair.........
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I didnt know that posh had such crappy skin
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:29am.
Are Karl Lagerfeld and Posh the same person?
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They couln't be, because it seems most certain that Karl Lagerfeld and Frankenstein's Monster are one in the same...or maybe that guy from the horror film Phantasm...
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
If music is so fkn sacred to Bono, why doesn't he, after almost fifteen years, churn out some music that isn't complete goat crap?
Yeah, music is sacred to me, too--that's why I won't buy any U2 albums from this past decade...
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Gobble, gobble.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
*ahem* Let's just say I'd let Mel Gibson call me sugartits eight days of the week. So all of you bitches who hate on him are not true Dlisted schlutts. Each and every peepaw needs loving; even a Colonel Sanders doppelganger.
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
I'd give Posh a $100 to scream, "By the power of Greyskull!"
That shit would really make my day.
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