Robert Pattinson Can't Get Laid In NYC

I know he gets tired of hearing about it, but the boy has the most amazing head of hair!! You know when it's clean and all. LOL I just want to run my hands through it. You know when it's clean and all. LOL

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

new dates for How to Be, if anyone is interested

http://www.howtobemovie.com/seethefilm/

I love him, but clearly he is just being modest & sounding like a retard in the process...I think these days just about anyone, not just chicks, even most guys can get laid. Girls these days are such whores & its not like he is just average looking. He is good looking (hot to me)& he seems charming overall, there is no way he is having trouble getting laid anywhere, unless of course his standards are ridicuously high.

i love him,i love him ,i love.i was shocked knowing he couldnt find a good laid in NYC.i think the issue is not find a laid but mostly find a good one!i guess NYC is full of maniacs who look at him as he is really the character that he plays in twilight.they are dont get the fact that he is indeed a human being and probably very different from the sparkly vampire of the movie.stil he is very talented and absolutaly awesome and who cant blame them????still i know that there are many ladies who are crazy about him and not just because of twilight...off the record im a twilighter myself,so the movie 70 times and got my pc full of screensaver...yeah im 30 only on paper..well i think he should totally come to italy.i'll be more than happy to be his giude and show him some good time here!ok i guess i've been bragging enough so i'll just shut up now...

mmy4est a plague on your house! I kid, I kid. =) I say that out of nothing but love. I'm green with envy though. Not that I encourage illegal activity, but you should record it. I won't tell anyone. ;)

I realized THE DAY OF that they were showing it at a film festival the next state over. No way my car would've made it. If Rob ever wants to feel like "one of the people" again, he can come drive my POS car and feel normal again. But if he breaks it, he buys me another one! LOL

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

Ha!!!

Just got tickets for How to Be in Orlando April 17!!!

the Rob obsession continues! (congratulations on your dream, JoMama)

Well, ladies, I'd like to thank you b/c after all this discussion of RobPatt, I had a lovely dream about him & me and, well, I'm not going to share the gory details, but it was nice until my stupid alarm clock woke me up!

I think I might just order the DVD from Amazon & avoid the 12 to 14-year old tweeny nightmare that will be Best Buy/Target/Walmart @ midnight on Friday. :)
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!

Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:55pm.
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I do, bubba.

http://www.myspace.com/jnazmom

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

I don't think he's a homo. He's too much of a slob. Every gay dude I know takes really good care of himself or has unique style.

He probably said that because he knew someone was listening. His friend sounds funny, though.

mmy4est

good point. I ordered mine from Target for the same reason. I thought about paying for the download from itunes so I could watch the movie during the seminar (or maybe at lunch). I'll just have to wait.

I would go to Walmart, but Target is offering a 3-disc Twilight with an iTunes download of the movie, so I'm gonna go there. Gotta have it on my iPod!!
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

mmy4est

Oh mean girl, go to the nearest walmart at midnight! I would if I could... I will be at a professional seminar thurs, fri and sat. I ordered my copy and it'll be sent to me. It was the best I could do.

Submitted by Brittny on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:00pm.

Yeah I remember leaning over to my best friend at the theater during GOF going who is THAT?! Rob def caught my eye then. I still boohoo when Amos Diggory is crying over Cedric screaming, "My boy!! My boy!"

Submitted by JoMama on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 8:59pm.

I can't wait either!! But I will be a responsible adult and wait until Saturday morning to go to Target to get the DVD. Resisting the urge to be inner 14 year old and go to a midnight party like the loser I really am.
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

Been a while since I posted and I only see a few familiar names. Wow, crazy, you dont post for a month or so and a whole new lot is around. Very cool that the Dlisted army is growing. And I see there are more Pattinson fans then before here. He is fuckin amazing hot...i havent had a crush like this in...well...ever. U know I have never even read Twilight or seen the movie?? Nope. I have had my eye on him since Diggory. Oh lordy. I am actually hesitant to read the book or see the movie because I think it will make my insane crush worse! Now he's everywhere. I dont mind..I like seeing him everywhere! LOL And Im fuckin pissed they are filming in BC instead of Portland. Come back to my city! PORTLAND! Ah!!! *pout*

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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata

I seriously doubt RobPatt can't get laid in NYC...there's 7 million people there, surely he can find some ass somewhere...where does MK live? :)

RobPatt is seriously hot...I can't wait til the DVD comes out...yummy vampire!!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!

ISMU, as the object of your new said girl crush, I feel I should know more about my potential stalker in case I might get bored and need to ask you out to dinner to spill the beans about my horrible existence. Do you have a MySpace or Facebook?

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

mmy4est

And I am as obsessed as you are! It's my daughter's fault... she made me read Twilight. Then I started watching Rob's interviews, and the boy totally won me over. So self-deprecating, so funny, so sweet. He's a really good actor, too.

Did I mention that he's the same age as my children???

Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 7:49pm.

I LOVVVVVVVVVVVE that there are other girls out there as obsessed with Robert as I am :).

And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.

Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:49am.
icebunny,
Whenever you post I become hypnotized by your bunny lips!!!
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I on the other hand am mesmerized by Tits...tits...

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the end...

I have giggled like a school girl through these videos. Dry, British wit indeed. Can I tell you how sexy it is for him to do a southern accent?! WHOA! (and I totally said that like Joey from Blossom)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF7apcpD8Gg&eurl=http://vodpod.com/watch/...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXC-chTin5s&eurl=http://vodpod.com/watch/...

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

I thought you'd like that, ISMU! =)
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

*giggle*

Ranger. :P

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

Welcome, mmy4est to the Magical Forest rangers. Apparently. LOL

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

Submitted by mmy4est on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 6:43pm.
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Could be worse, bunny. I have one more year until I can admit I think Taylor Lautner is... um... a nice looking kid.

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

mmy4est

Hi girlfriends! I'm new here, but i love what you all have written.

it's easier to see the whole movies of Haunted Airman and Bad Mother's Handbook on video.google.com You can even download Airman to your ipod!

and yes, if I was in NYC I'd totally jump on robby-boy, even though he's the same age as my kids. How wrong is that???

Did he grow his fingernails out for the Dali role? I hope so, cause guys with long fingernails creep me out! I've noticed his right hand is always a little long, but I assume that's for guitar playing. I just watched the trailor for "How To Be" and it looks really good and he's adorable!

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

Eh, he doesn't care because I'm not an Edward fan. If he finds my sweet ass file of Rob pictures on the computer, he might feel differently, but...

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

There's a guy on The Bold and the Beautiful who looks a lot like him:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1409956/mediaindex

ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:58pm.

You're welcome! But I'm sure your hubby wants me dead.

Clarisse this is for you!

The Haunted Airman DVD: UK Only
The Haunted Airman will be released in the UK only on April 6, 2009. (Note: this means it is in PAL format and will not play on most North American DVD players!) Robert Pattinson plays “a wounded WWII airman … who begins to experience terrifying hallucinations and nightmares.”
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

WTF?! Rob was in Arkansas Saturday at a Walmart headquarters meeting!!! Holy shit that is only a state away from me. FUCKER! HA! Just kidding, Rob. You know he told his manager, "Really?! A FUCKING Walmart! UGH I don't get paid enough."

BTW, I work at a university so I'm on Spring Break this week. I would normally have more to do with my time. LMAO

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

The most depressing thing for me with Jackson (besides the what-the-fucked-up wig he's wearing) is the fact that it's a friggin' CRIME to hide his eyes behind contacts. He has the most gorgeous, purely green eyes I've ever seen. Gah. Why do all the boys have to be such cuties?

Dee- you know I love you. And have you to thank for turning me on (giggity...) to the books.

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 1:03pm.
Does Astroglide count as lip gloss?

Um... I'm asking for a friend.
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ESCALANDO! Am I gonna have to cuttabeesh. Robert is mine! lololol

Submitted by sweetlifeconfid... on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:27pm

You can't just drop a bomb like that and dance off on your merry way!!! You gots to give details. Inquiring minds want to know. Seriously, was the "source" that heard that quote you? ;) How did he look? Could you smell the homeless man smell radiating from him?

Miss Jane, they did make Jackson incredibly weird in Twilight. I kept thinking Jasper's uptight, but not Edward Scissorhands!

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

Submitted by The Real Mean Girl on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 4:17pm

omg! hilarious!!!!!!! Jackson Rathbone is super precious. Too bad they made him look constipated the whole time during Twilight!

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And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.

I was at Rose Bar that night. He was so nice. But everyone kept taking pictures of him. I felt bad.

http://sweetlifeconfidential.wordpress.com/

Have you seen the interview with that fake reporter at the LA Twilight premiere? Here's the link if not: http://www.fuel.tv/TheDailyHabit/videos/view/9937.

So effin hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing. I love Jackson Rathbone's reaction to her (BTW, he is presh too!). I really think Rob would've stood there all night waiting for her to compose herself and laughing but his dumbass PR person dragged him away. You can still hear him giggling at her when he's off camera.

Little Ashes better come out in our theater! Although I realize that's almost impossible for a city in MS. We didn't get Slumdog Millionaire until after it won the Oscar.
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

LMAO!!!

ISMU / Mean Girl!!
I do not feel like such a dork for my Christian Bale obsession now!!!

I'm getting you ladies "Team Edward" tshirts!!

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Three wishes I'll grant ye, great wishes an' small! But you wish a fourth and you'll lose them all!

Not much of what he says screams "I'm comfortable with life and my place in it". Poor guy. I don't believe for a second that he doesn't realize most of the female population finds him attractive but I don't really think he has any idea why. Like he's still that gawky guy from London who's a bit of a dip and marches to the beat of his own drum.

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

He says he sits at home and reads the gossip blogs about himself and Twilight fanfic. Those are not the words of a social butterfly.

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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

Awww, hi Miss Jane! Of course I'm here. And thank God for everybody who posted after my last buttsecks comment... That was awkward. I think he has standards and the typical British repression and guilt. Also a Catholic upbringing.

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

I cannot comment as I feel like I'd be arrested for liking little boys. I'm a wee bit owld to be pining away over his hotness. OMG...handcuff me now...Shite...I didn't mean it like that...I meant...Frick...Forget it.
Seriously!

Maybe he just has standards about who he fucks? Surely, Wonky McValtrex would've jumped his peen! Of course, he would be taking penicillin for the rest of his life.

I swear if those fuckers haven't released another version of the Twilight soundtrack. Luckily, I'm not into techno remixes of the songs. They are gonna bleed these teens dry!
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"I fucked your fake sparkly boyfriend and he loooooved it." - MK

*SWOON*. He either is extremely socially awkward or a liar. Either way, he is gorgeous. Hi SprainedMyUvula! I should have known I would find you here :). Those GQ outtakes ....DELICIOUS! So, not fair for a man to be that hot. I live in NYC and I would be happy to lay him!

And then I said....I need a cold shower and a cigarette.

I "know" a girl whose boyfriend accused her of cheating on him and demanded to know who this Edward was that she was always talking about on the phone with her friend.

If the world thinks Rob/Edward make women stupid, they should take a look at the guys sometimes.

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

Nice, ISMU! I bet socks fucking EXPLODE when he bumps your ugly! LOL I'm glad you told me the date. Book-A-Buttload was about to get a call from the puma. LOL I was already chastized by a male cashier (who wasn't even waiting on me - the fucker!) when I bought my copy of "The Host" and my Edward bookmark.

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"All you need is Robert Pattinson and a handful of glitter." - MK

I totally read that as "hump like a mo" and I'm thinking... buttsecks?

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity

aww, shit. ISMU and MG are back and I wanna ROFL some more, but I played the day away and alas, I've got to hump like a mofo who's got RP chained to her bed if I'm to get all my work done! Lololol..You girls go on with your bad selves. Can't wait to read the melee on my return!
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I don't think he is telling the truth.

I thought it was the 20-something-th.

Here's a present for all y'all:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2lo4ze1.jpg

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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity