Heather Mills Continues Her Reign As The Biggest Cunt In The World!!!
It's not even noon and the cunt word is already blasting in my head. It's going to be the best day ever. And I have to thank Heather Mills for that, because the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted is back to cunting some more!
The Daily Mail says that Heather has bought a sea kitten (fish to those who aren't fluent in crazy Peta talk) restaurant near her kingdom of evil in East Sussex, England. When Peggy Leggy gets done with it, she'll be the only dead fish in the joint since she plans to only serve grass and wet cardboard (aka vegan food). Heather also fired the entire staff. You know that made her stump pucker. Bitch probably turned of all the lights, put a flashlight to her face and declared, "You're all fireeeeeeed" and then laughed haughtily. She was planning to disappear all dramatic-like in a cloud of dry-ice, but her fake leg rotated a bit, so she had to hop away which killed her big exit.
Not only did the staff get fucked, but so did the owner. That's what he thinks anyway. Nick Short, the former owner, said Heather has been to the restaurant at least 20 times. She even came with Paul McCartney before he hated her. Heather told Nick to call her if he was ever interested in selling it. When he decided it was time, he rang her up and said he was trying to unload the popular joint for £255,000. Heather agreed. But true to her cunty nature, Heather changed the agreement a few months later. The new price Heather wanted to pay was £140,000. Heather blamed THE ECONOMY.
Nick told the Daily Mail, "I'd put off other buyers who were offering the full price thinking I had a deal with Heather. There was nowhere else I could go." Nick also doesn't think a vegan restaurant is going to swim very far in that neighborhood. Don't tell that to Heather, because if that joint is a success, she plans to open more worldwide.
It sounds to me like that Heather's restaurant doesn't have a leg to stand on. I give it two hot seconds. I give it one hot second before the locals unofficially name it Cunty McCunts with the help of a can of spray paint.
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Anyone else think she kinda resembles Marilyn Manson in this pic?!
I hate her,she should take her money and disappear.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hey, you cunt use 'cunt' as a cunting verb, or cunt you?
Don't you mean East Cuntex, UK, if Dread Pirate Heather is there?
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a vegan seafood restaurant? what in the fuck??
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I hope this bitch's resturant fails and she is broke within 5 years. The latter could happen as it is reported that she spends money like water.
Only an idiot would do business with Heather Mills. But I still for sorry that idiot.
Although Mccartney is a major dickhead,its quite clear that he went into the marriage with
Peg Leg because he loved her.
She clearly is a totally insufferable bitch who is full of shit-I mean shes always going on about how much she gives to charity etc and its all bull shit.
She didnt have jack shit going until she met him(except 2 legs along time ago at which time she was a call girl!)
I'm no fan of Heather, but just for the record... Vegan food doesn't taste like "grass & wet cardboard." Give me a break. Maybe in the 1970s it did, but not now.
Is there a hole this sea hag (that's "c*nt in Stock talk)
she can throw herself into.
Submitted by Lala11_7 on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:45am.
I'm not trying to be funny....
But I've never had a problem with Heather...
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I've never had a problem with her either. Something tells me McCartney was a real asshole in that marriage. I don't think she would have been so publicly vocal unless she really felt she was wronged. She could have quitely divorced and still walked away with a shitload of money. People have known for years he is a major alcoholic who gets really nasty when he is drinking. But of course a Beatle can do no wrong. You're beyond reproach at that point. Great musicans though
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
She may have been a bitch to the restaurant owner, but no one held his balls to the fire and FORCED him to sell it to her. And when the economy collapses, the smart people swoop in and buy things for less. Tough tittays. That's economics for ya, Einstein.
While I give credit to Heather for buying at the right time, I don't see how a vegan restaurant is going to be successful. Unless they are pricing things to sell. The thing that always makes me laugh is how vegetarian dishes in restaurants are still as expensive as the ones with meat in. It's supposed to be CHEAPER, duh.
I'm not trying to be funny....
But I've never had a problem with Heather...
I mean...McCartney got a SHITLOAD of instant karma (Mr. McCartney was NEVA as NICE as everyone thinks he is) shot back to him when he married her....I mean, what do you expect when you marry someone that's young enough to be your DAUGHTER?!?! (No, I DON'T want to need you when you're 64)....
And the restaurant owner?!?!? He should take his foot and kick HIMSELF in the ass if he didn't sell his restaurant a few months back before the global economy collapse...when he could have gotten a higher price...How is Heather taking advantage of him concerning THAT?!?!
I MEAN...COME THE HELL ON!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:35am.
If you see pancakes on the menu, I'd skip them.
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Gu-fuckin-faw!!! hahahahahahaaa
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How could a Heather-owned restaurant NOT serve Crab Legs???
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
If you see pancakes on the menu, I'd skip them.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . c o m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:31am.
Paul, what were you thinking? Honestly?
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Paul was thinking with his peen.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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Does this mean we now have to come up with another name for Gwyneth Paltrow besides "Fishstick"?
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
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Paul, what were you thinking? Honestly?
ew... she looks like that whatsitsface dark crystal muppet
A vegan seafood restaurant? Are you fucking kidding me? That alone should earn her a hot place in hell.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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she is looking for a rich old bastard but obviosly you are not one ps. you must have a things for cunts
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
How do all of you people know this woman? People are constantly talking shit yet she's no one really. I honestly don't get it.
A great song to go along with this post is Kuntz by the Butthole Surfers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9duSZL_-mM
cuntscuntscuntscuntscunts
She is my favorite.
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which is for wealthy singles and celebs.Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
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We need a new reality show called, Insufferable Cunts. Heather would definitely win the $100,000 prize, even if she didn't show up for the show.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:18am.
absolutely the most reviled celebutard no doubt.
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Truly.
I feel warm and fuzzy towards PARASITE when I read about Peg Leg.
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absolutely the most reviled celebutard no doubt. Am I the only one who hears, "Come on Ilene" whenever one of her posts shows up?
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I love the word cunt.
(except when my ex-husband called me one)
It's just so much fun to say.
cunt cunt cunt
Um...a vegan seafood restaurant? Fucking barf.
She might be Cunty McCunt, but you don't have an agreement to buy a resto until you sign on the dotted line. Seller should have kept trying to sell until he and McCunty signed a binding deal. And it might be morally wrong or cruel, but you can fire everyone and change up the resto once you own it.
i blame Nick Short for dealing with the Cuntface in the first place.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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"the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted" - Never was there a more apt description!
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