Monday, March 16th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sebastien Jondeau - Karl Lagerfeld's fan holder, bodyguard and model. Now this is what a bodyguard should look like. Kevin Costner can sit down now.
Some say Sebastien is Karl's secret lovah. I don't know about that, but you know Karl makes him fan his face...with his peen.
For Cesar
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Oh my oh my.... he's sooo hot it hurts. Sebastien, darling, you've melted my frozen heart.
I think Karl is too decrepit to fuck. Still, he probably keeps this dude around to admire the scenery.
Karl Lagerfeld has to be one of the strangest beings to inhabit this earth!
I agree Hot Damn!I want one of those!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hot damn, good for KL, if you can get it, get it and get it good and hard.
thats some walking sex on a stick shit right there!!!!
i feel gay just looking at him...
damn papa karl is rich.. who could live with out that!!!
good hot slut candidate..
uhm, can I have some??
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very nice looking man indeed
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Wicked fuckin hot. Good fa him.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 9:02am.
By "some people" thinking he's Karl's lover do you mean everyone over 14?
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Now let's just simma down here and not be jumping to hasty conclusions.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
~Mark Twain
Ed: Evidently Mr Twain never envisaged the Playboy Mansion.
I hope his knees outlive his looks.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Snowy!
Nooooooo!
On topic: After an exhaustive internet search I have concluded that the world needs more Sebastien Jondeau pictures!!!!!
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Three wishes I'll grant ye, great wishes an' small! But you wish a fourth and you'll lose them all!
Wait. This isn't Dan Cortese?
Karl Lagerfeld scares the shit out of me.
I feel like I need an exorcism everytime I lay eyes on him!
*makes sign of cross with fingers*
Clarissey: ha ha
watch this:
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/thebodyguard/ihavenothing.htm
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Cesar was the one that introduced me to dlisted. Thanks for posting this for him!
omg yes! I love Sebastien. he looks the best in recent pics, longer hair+beard
Snowy,
I was NOT looking to have Whitney Houston running a loop in my head today, fank you vurrrry much!
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Three wishes I'll grant ye, great wishes an' small! But you wish a fourth and you'll lose them all!
He must love money like nobody else if he's stroking that geriatric queen because there is no other reason to be bothered.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site __w e a l t h y k i s s . c o m __last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?
looooooooool
what a waste of manhood.
it's okay, baby, even if you're scarred for life after he ditched you, i'll be more than willing to take you in.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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By "some people" thinking he's Karl's lover do you mean everyone over 14?
Clarisse:
Share my life, take me for what I am
Cause I'll never change all my colours for you
Take my love, I'll never ask for too much
Just all that you are and everything that you do
I don't really need to look very much further
I don't want to have to go where you don't follow
I won't hold it back again, this passion inside
Can't run from myself
There's nowhere to hide
(Your love I'll remember forever)
Don't make me close one more door
I don't wanna hurt anymore
Stay in my arms if you dare
Or must I imagine you there
Don't walk away from me...
I have nothing, nothing, nothing
If I don't have you, you, you, you.
You see through, right to the heart of me
You break down my walls with the strength of you love
I never knew love like I've known it with you
Will a memory survive, one I can hold on to
[repeat (chorus)]
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Yeah...talk about selling your soul.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Snowy,
Imma sucker for pretty brown eyed boys!!
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Three wishes I'll grant ye, great wishes an' small! But you wish a fourth and you'll lose them all!
finally a HSOD that is actually hot.
For a bodyguard he looks useless. He looks more focused on getting a good camera angle for his pretty face than running security on his principle.
Clarisse ITA I'm over the moon for him! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I think you will know what I mean when I say this, is that Adam Lambert makes me feel like a young girl who has just discovered gay boys, and wants more" TWOP
Yu-fuckin-mmmmy!!!!!
Me likey!
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Three wishes I'll grant ye, great wishes an' small! But you wish a fourth and you'll lose them all!
Sebastian is sadly ruined for me. Can't stand the thought of that hot piece taking it from Karl "The Crypt Keeper." *Shudders*
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
My God!
Your right, Michael K-now thats what I call a bodyguard!!
Problem is that he has to get down with Karl Lagefeld though at least hes lost the lard-remember when he was a fat knacker??
Still I see he likes to talk shit about women who arent a size 0...
He said in some interview that 'the body has to be correct' or some bull shit-meantime he looks like-well dont get me started on what he looks like!!
Suck it up and think of France/Germany/Italy or wherever your'e from and your bank account Sebastian...
Oh God,I just noticed the thumbnail of Karl pursing his lizard lips and beaming his beady eyes through his shades at Sebastian-I bet that was a rough night all round...
EEeeek Karl is so fat! lol. does he think he actually is all that. shit...more like shit to me. that second pic is funny. karl and the other guy looking at Sebastien with envy. you need to have some meat on ur body to be like Sebastien. Sebastieeeeeeen. Ima say that name all day.
Coma Caca!!
As Jack from Will and Grace would say, 'ouch-a-magouch-a!!! =O
When I look at Lagerfeld, I see Nicole Kidman in twenty years...
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HOLY Derek Zoolander...maybe Karl got him from the "School for Kids Who Don't Read So Good"...but he is a hot piece...I'd let him fan me with his peen if he was on my team (if ya know what I mean)...
Also, Karl FREAKS me out-he looks like a robot!! And what's up with those gloves he's wearing in thumbnail #2? Who does he think he is, Beyonce in "Single Ladies"?
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
I hope at least that he treats Karl like the viagra-breathed lounge lizard bitch that he is!
In the second thumbnail Lagerfeld is giving him some serious pouty/grumpy face... as much as the Botox will possibly allow.
He is so perfect looking that he probably even has a good personality.
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I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
Gee, wonder what he had/has to do to get/keep his job?
HOLY CRYPT KEEPER!
Lagerfeld is a freak. He looks like he goes through a lot of Prep H.
If Sebastian is his undercover lover I hope he is well rewarded.
He is hot in a Ralph Feines kinda way.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Yummy.
@woodhorse: I didn't like Ron's politics, but always appreciated his work.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
That last thumbnail-man he is cute.
What a waste if he is actually doing that dried up old glove-wearer.
Ron Silver died and that is just depressing. My God he was hot not so long ago.
I'm sure that his job is diverse - to say the least but comes with sizable compensation! Shit, we'd likely do it for a third of what he gets - and give thansk!
xo
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