Max And....BOB
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller now have themselves a pair of prostitute tranny babies (Denise Richards words, not mine)!! The two twin boys came out kicking and screaming (I'm assuming, since Charlie is their dad) yesterday in Los Angeles.
UsWeekly says they named the boys Bob and Max. Bob and Max. Max and...BOB. BOB the baby!
Okay, I can co-sign the name Max, because almost everybody loves a Max! But Bob?! Not even a Robert. Just a Bob. It sounds like the name of a bald accountant with sweaty pits who spends his weekends at his timeshare in Florida and has a wife named Ethel who loves to make pineapple upside cake on Sundays. Bob Sheen is going to have a weird obsession with polo shirts in every color, be really good at golf and always smell like Gold Bond mixed with Old Spice. That's my guess. That being said, Bob is a trillion times better than a Bronx Mowgli.
And I'm expecting Charlie, Brooke, Bob and Max to be sitting front row at Dancing with the Has-Beens this week to cheer on Auntie Denise Richards! Speaking of, do you hear a crazed banshee screaming the word "cunts" over and over again? Denise must have just found out the happy news.
P.S. - Start your clocks now. Charlie will be on to his next trick in two seconds flats. Kids cramp his whore style.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He now has five kids with three different women.
I am sorry but she is fug!
How many children is that now, Charlie-boy? And with how many mothers?
Just don't come crying to me when this one dumps your ass too. You will screw this up, you know you can't help yourself.
Another NICKNAME as a NAME! God I hate that shit.
Anyways, I wonder if Charlie knew she was on Clomid on the honeymoon?
she looks like Jlo..
What is up with her man hands?
i'm an accounting student and yes i'm boring.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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He shoulda named one of his kids Afro. Afro Sheen. What a fantastic name
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'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
I was going to make a joke about Neil and Bob,
but as MK wrotie, these names are still 1000% better than some of the other crap celebrity baby names going around these days.
When I hear with these celebs that it's twins, I immediately assume they've need in vitro. Is anyone fertile anymore?? I just hope they've given it an honest try in the first place, those drugs mess you up for good.
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Isn't Bob the name of a man with no arms or legs in the ocean?
At least Bob hasn't been used to death as a name the way Max has.
I think you hit it rite on... Kids somewhat cramp his style something or other....
Ordinarily I would celebrate the goings on but this motherfucker is so way too vile...
Start the countdown!
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Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://rantsthoughtsmerde.blogspot.com/2009/03/kanye-west-amber-alert.ht...
thanx TITS!
I still gotta get up, take the kid to school and all that. I definitely concur with kids cramp your whore style!!
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what type of Black friend are you looking for?
He is my favorite.
But he wrote that he felt lonely on his bolg on .............seekamillionaire com..........., which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also he posted many his hot videos on his blog.
He shoulda named one of his kids Afro. Afro Sheen. What a fantastic name.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 1:10am.
Meh, all the whores are in bed and I can't sleep!
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do you play scrabble by any chance?
*meaningful look over top of eye-glasses*
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 1:41am.
mmmm, jello.
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I love sucking it through my teeth.
I must say they have a LOT more flavours now. The fat free/fake sugar ones aren't bad either.
Jus, if you take a day off tomorrow and really rest up, you'll heal quicker and do less damage to yourself. And unplug your phone and change your message to 'i'm resting'.
I too am craving fat and sugar. Got a apple oatmeal crisp baking now in the oven, and am brewing a pot of tea - if you were nearby, I'd deliver.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on ..........s eek amillion aire com............, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
mmmm, jello.
I hate being sick, I'm just bad off to feel miserable and not bad enough to convince my boss I shouldn't work...but I might have to try. It helps that another person had strep today....heehee
this shit is all deep in my chest and hurts.
I also wish McD's delivered....don't you hate when you have those late night cravings but yet don't want to get out of bed.
ont: this thread's been jacked, beeyotch! nothing more to say about these poor kids with their doggie names.
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what type of Black friend are you looking for?
I have a meeting in the morning...will be very busy...
Ouch I think I have an illness
http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=19&start=15
Max is a cute name. I prefer Max on a dog, but to each their own. But Bob?! is a horrible name for a baby. Robert is better, but I hate Robert too. That dumb ho married the ugliest/creepiest man in LA. Not to mentioned she is like 7 years older than his kid. Yuck!
Meh, all the whores are in bed and I can't sleep!
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Dick happens! - MK
You guys are making me ILL with the smelly chat! I can't finish my orange Jello for fuck's sake. :p
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Dick happens! - MK
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site___w e a l t h y k i s s . co m ___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
looooooooool
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 11:12pm.
ahhahhaha 'who's your puppet!'
what's even more titillating is the number of 'related' videos!
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
MORE SOCKS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBVaAPx2280
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
This has got to be the smelliest thread ever.
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
That chick looks like a latina version of Hef's ex girlfriend. The old educated dumb one, Gidget or whatever.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr2n-9p7WM
smelly people do laundry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wbwRGJk_3Q&feature=related
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
"Tiger cuttlets" anyone....
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:07pm.
speaking of which... I've always wondered. You know that matted hair look that the grungy new age hippies sport? Like dread locks? Why does that hair smell so bad? Can't it be washed... EVER?
Hey TITS my 16 year old son has dread locks and he washes his hair regularly. once they are matted they won't undo until cut. I couldn't stand it if he didn't wash them.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:23pm.
This is the weirdest fucking thread. I blame Charlie Sheen.
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Me too!
@IG: I gots the Newf - but no Metis:(
Speaking of stank. I lived with two different people who, when they'd open their bedroom doors, it would stank up the ENTIRE floor! Ack!
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:41pm.
Oh, come on now. I dont need my tongue theres other ways to clean it up, like my coc...ummm i mean shamwow
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:08pm.
Brown? do they not have Latinos in canada?
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The Latinos took over the Italian neighbourhood I grew up in! To be fair, the Italians had all bought cheap land in the suburbs and built each other houses by then.
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we don't really have large latino populations in canada do we?
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Much larger than it used to be...not counting Portuguese - they been here forever. But we've had a lot of fluctuations in our cultural make up here on this side, anyway, over the last twenty years....
♥ ThreadKilla!
With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:22pm.
okay, true confession time. on occassion I have been known to take a 'holiday from hygiene'
im sure your titty schmegma smelled like roses and rolling meadows
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you'd like to lick it off, wouldn't you?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
I'm sure that Max will be OK but...what about Bob?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8Gkes9CDBk
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:17pm.
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No wonder people wouldn't sit next to me when I was having brunch at the Cuntry Club this morning. I thought it was because I had too many mimosas and started singing Tom Jones' "She's a Lady" and actually singing.."She's a Pussy..Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" while looking at my future MIL. Hmmmm...*shrug*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:18pm.
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Oh, fuck. I know people. That bastard is done.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by meltz91 on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:23pm.
Enough Tiger-tit-licking, that shit is over.
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Oh, I dunno. She's got seven. We could be here all night.
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SIX, SIX, I SAY!!!! and a random small seventh nipple *rubbing 7th nipple nub*....OH LIKE YOU WHORES ARE SO PERFECT! *storming off in a tiger rage*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:22pm.
okay, true confession time. on occassion I have been known to take a 'holiday from hygiene'
im sure your titty schmegma smelled like roses and rolling meadows
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
Submitted by meltz91 on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:23pm.
Enough Tiger-tit-licking, that shit is over.
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Oh, I dunno. She's got seven. We could be here all night.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 10:19pm.
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I burned it.
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amateur. You should have turned it into a special 'guest' chair.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
people are fucking stupid. why would he shoot a monkey anyway? I'd shoot a human before I'd shoot a monkey. dumbass!!
Imma have to not think about nasty ass females and nasty ass hygiene issues with Aunt Flo....that shit don't EVER make sense! I work with way too many females to even think about it. But I did have a friend that worked at a gyno office and the stories she would tell *shudders*
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e01cba7600/black-friend-finder
what type of Black friend are you looking for?
This is the weirdest fucking thread. I blame Charlie Sheen.
Enough Tiger-tit-licking, that shit is over.