I Can't Keep Up
Justin Long and Drew Barrymore might be two boring unsalted peas in a pod again. Life & Style says The Mac Dude and Lispy went out on two dates in Los Angeles this past week after breaking up almost 8 months ago.
One nosy ass whore spotted the two acting all cuddly-like at Bar Marmont this past Thursday, “They couldn’t get enough of each other. I don’t think they even noticed that there were other people in the room! In between kisses it was all smiles and laughs.”
And the next night, the microwaved pieces of jicama were rubbing each other over dead fish at Ike in Hollywood, "They sat at the sushi bar and ordered Sake and dinner. They were both in a great mood. They were smiling ear to ear the whole time, and laughing and looking they were so happy they were going to burst.”
The last time I checked in with Lispy, she was riding the Jason Segel pony. And Justin Long was bumping it with Ginnifer Goodwin. I think. Or maybe Drew was chomping on Ginnifer and Jason Segel was getting a little bit of The Long? And I'm sure Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson fit in there somewhere. They always do.
These boring whores of Hollywood always leave me so confuseded. It's like one big steamed vegetable key party. In related news, I don't remember the last time I ate a vegetable that wasn't fried or covered in melted cheese or mayonnaise. There's no reason to be concerned, right?
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
michael K...i am only saying this because I love you and I am a dietician...if you do not stop eating crap you are going to turn into one big molecule of preservative!! I worry for you...besides, who else will make me laugh as much as you do? certainly not these steamed vegetables...although I am a fan of the real kind of steamed vegetables...you should try it :)
mittmah, drew called her dumb. unoriginalchildstarslutdontyouknowwhomyparentsare thought she was totally doing cam a favour by being her friend. what charity.
IMO even picking up the phone n muttering mmhmmm every few minutes to drew while watching tv should be government approved community service.
I found a hot place, you should try it ___ W e a l t h y b e a u t y . C o m_____a great place for rich man to meet young and beautiful woman.............
She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on ..........s eek amillion aire com............, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.
Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
ask me about my weiner!!!!!!!!!!!!
accepted is the best movie ever!
Does anyone know what happened between her and Cameron Diaz? Are they no longer friends?
I know...why do I want to know about this shit...
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"Ginnifer" what a moron name.
Anyhow, "It's like one big steamed vegetable key party." <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKr2n-9p7WM
I found a hot place, you should try it ___ W e a l t h y b e a u t y . C o m_____a great place for rich man to meet young and beautiful woman.............
Drew is a jerk. Rude and nasty when she does not want attention and pulling out her huge chin and beady eyes when she does. This guy better head for the hills a.s.a.p!
Another showbiz mismatch, and a repeat at that. He seems sweet, clever, has a good face and at least some demonstrable talent. She... I have yet to see the adult Drew do anything resembling acting. I was sick of her as soon as she hit pre-puberty, like which she still behaves; 'girlish' does NOT become her. It's more like gush-ish. Add to this her complete lack of beauty: inward-slanted teeth lurking behind a lisping tongue and a giant chin. The latter she oh-so-coyly attempts to hide in those beauty product commercials by lifting up the shoulder nearest the camera. Nails. On. Blackboard. By when will be be rid of her?
She is my favorite.
But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on _______Seekamillionaire . c om_______,
which is for wealthy singles and celebs.Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:41pm.
man, you should have lost a couple teefers, uh?
thank G'd for Super Glue!
GIIIRRRRRLLLLLSSSS!!!
SOCK MONKEY IS GIVING UP REAL PASHMINAS UP ON THIS THREAD!!!
REAL PASHMINAS!
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:19pm.
Me just happy they glued ya back together & they left your wacky personality intact! Glad you're better.
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I am better!!!!!
I still feel like the 'Slinky Doggie' though....takes a little longer for the back end to catch up to the front end.....
I know this sounds corny (hopefully CREAMED corny) but you keep on truckin' Uncle Ashtray.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Oh please. Like they're "dating". They are clearly each other's beards.
Having said that, Justin's hot and all, and I'd hit it.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:23pm.
I am better!!!!!
I still feel like the 'Slinky Doggie' though....takes a little longer for the back end to catch up to the front end.....
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Everyday is a new day. (I always say that before meeting my future MIL for brunch..of course, I've already had a couple of mimosas before I see her. lol) You'll get there. We'll be here every step of the way. I promise! *sock monkey hugs & smooches*
On T: I got nothin'...fuck.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 5:19pm.
Me just happy they glued ya back together & they left your wacky personality intact! Glad you're better.
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I am better!!!!!
I still feel like the 'Slinky Doggie' though....takes a little longer for the back end to catch up to the front end.....
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:57pm.
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Me just happy they glued ya back together & they left your wacky personality intact! Glad you're better.
ON T: Playboy? Hairy bush? Not surprised.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
*jumps into thread*
*overhears the sock and the ashtray*
*backs out quietly in a zigzag fashion*
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:50pm.
Okay...how'd ya manage to get the straw up your peen or your peen in the straw!? *snort*
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Modern medicine!
It's amazing what all of the King's horses & all of the King's men come up with while putting you back together again!
On T: Drew Barrymore was in Playboy. Hairy bush. Ewwwwww!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:37pm.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually.........now I'm eating in a bag & peeing through a straw!
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Okay...how'd ya manage to get the straw up your peen or your peen in the straw!? *snort*
ON T: Drew probably hath a peen.
@Farrah-
Me never sees you! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* *throwing ultra-soft cashmere pashmima over your shoulders* Ya can have that one!! Enjoy!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:37pm.
OMG!!!!!!
It IS so great to see you!!!!!!!!!
HELLOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm doing very, very well.....Thanks for asking! I sure have missed you! AND you'll NEVER be chopped liver to your dear old Uncle! You're more like 'creamed corn'......Uncle has acquired such a fond taste for creamed corn.....as well as other 'pureed' foods!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:31pm.
*teary eyed* Oh, Uncle Ashtray (uh..still eatin' thru a straw & peeing in a bag?) I hope you're feeling better everyday! We missed you bunches!
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually.........now I'm eating in a bag & peeing through a straw!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:24pm
yeah, yeah, i know, i'm chopped liver, just cause Socky is.. ugh, so damn cute. I must admit, i love mah Socky.
Dear Uncle, i hope you're doing great, we're rooting for you!
on T: i want Jiggy's Pashmina...
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Happy Birthday, in your kingdom by the sea..
When he was still a kid Justin was really great in "Galaxy Quest", which I think is one of the all-time most underrated comedies. Everyone in it is hilarious.
These celebwhores are constantly dating each other. How incestuous! I'm surprised the herpes hasn't sprung up, especially since one of them must have dated Cameron Diaz at one point in their careers!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 4:24pm.
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*teary eyed* Oh, Uncle Ashtray (uh..still eatin' thru a straw & peeing in a bag?) I hope you're feeling better everyday! We missed you bunches!
*throwing cashmere pashmima over shoulder* *little sock monkey nose in the air* *strutting off* *waving to jiggywiddit*
ON T: His dorky commercials have yet to convince me to buy a Mac. Me lurves my laptop!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@Sock-Monkey
I LOVE You!!!
You always make your old Uncle laugh so hard with your 'adorableness'!!!!!!! You are truly one of my FAVES!!!!! There have been days when I felt a bit down...and then I see one of your posts and a smile comes to my face! Thank you, Little Linty One!!!
On T: Socky rules!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Drew is thupid, but Socky is fabulous!
xoxo
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:55pm.
If i ask nicely, would you be my pashmina?
*purrs and rubs up against cashmere money*
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*jumping into your arms* Yes, I'll be your pashmina!!!
*little sock monkey hugs & smooches*
Me lurves cashmere!!! And the BF knows it!!
OT : Drew is a thupid drunken HWORE!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:52pm.
If i ask nicely, would you be my pashmina?
*purrs and rubs up against cashmere money*
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:30pm.
I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Trailer Trash! Poly sells for $15 or less. I (on the other hand) am made of Alashan Plateau cashmere! *preening, posing and strutting on the tigerwalk*
ON T: Bitch is thupid!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
microwaved jicama--hahahaha!! I likes raw jicama in salads. Yummy times.
But microwaved? Uh, no.
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I saw Sock Monkeys for sale at Target for $15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:27pm.
Some silver spoon, I read an article on her one time where she said she resented her mother for making her work to support her and herself.
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i have a permanent soft spot in my couch for drew. she grew up with me! and she seems like a nice person who is gracious about the silver spoon she was born with.
speaking of silver in the mouth,i'm sure justin needed to try out her new tongue piercing, right? barrymore 2.0.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
i thought mac boy justin was super funny in "zach and miri make a porno"...so now i kinda dig him...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 3:00pm.
Haha. Slobbering and drunk is no way to go through life.
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She probably loses the lisp when she's hammered. :D
And your post reminds me of Animal House:
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Maybe it's the commercials, but I find him hot, in a nerdy way. I'd definitely Mac his "tosh" - wait, I didn't say that. Wait, I did. Wait, no wait, really.....
Submitted by The C word on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 2:54pm.
Just a matter of time until he gets tired of being called "Juthtin" again...
Haha. Slobbering and drunk is no way to go through life.
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
Just a matter of time until he gets tired of being called "Juthtin" again...
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Who knew?!
"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown
Who gives a shit about those two? What a snooze fest!
"That shit would be all up in your possum pie and glazed donut hole."
So he really was with Ginnifer Goodwin? Aw, I hope they get back together. They both have that childish innocent look and they look adorable together. Like one of those movies where two talking puppies (one with a bow on her head) fall in love.
Thanks, Socky. I appreciate it. Nap time... again.
Rarely has a guy with so little gone as far as Justin Long.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 1:19pm.
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*wrapping CASHMERE pashmima around lizardbits1* *handing over a cup of chicken soup* Hope you feel better.
ON T: Idiots.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
*squints at everybody*
Huh? What? Oh, yeah, the weekend firster...
Sorta sounds like fister... *giggles*
I fucking hate colds. I need more nyquil or something.
On topic... oh fuck the topic, I don't fucking care.
*cough cough cough sniffle*
LISPY
That is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 1:05pm.
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Yeah, I know. I was in a ankle-biting mood this morning. Too many fucking mimosas for brunch! *little sock monkey smile*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008