Sunday, March 15th 2009

RiRi's Got An Animal On Her Back

And this time it's not Chris Brown. GONG and exit stage left!!

RiRi left Da Silvano in NYC last night with some kind of Ikea rug thing laying on her back, my pepaw's shades over her eyes and some leather gloves that look like they were made with ace bandages (awkward).

Why is RiRi stepping out with fur on her back after all the shit she has been through? Does she really want Peta busting a flour bomb on her ass? Or maybe that furry rabid creature on her back is still alive and ready to pounce at a moment's notice. It's protecting her ass from getting Ike Turnered (Khia is my idol) again. Keep on, keep on....

Posted by: Michael K


zgirl713's picture

I have ZERO pity for this person. She went back to the animal that beat on her...she is trying any means possible to avoid testifying against him. When it happens again...she will expect us all to feel sorry for her...not gonna happen. I am done wasting time on stupid people.

cantankerous's picture

I've always hated this skank. I'm glad other people are beginning to see the light.

Team Valtrex's picture

Bad choice of outfits, that'll really hold the blood stains.

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xerquina's picture

i'm not for fur or anything that use to look like a cute woodland creature. but to each his own, this ain't a totalitarian society, she should be able to wear whatever tacky item she wants, just like her pimp.

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Sock-Monkey's picture

Guess the bite marks & bruises have faded enough for her to wear this fucked up outfit. She might wanna set aside a wardrobe (for future use) that will cover her from head to toe...cause she's gonna need it.
*cue Cher's voice* And the beat goes on...the beat goes on..

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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008

Mr. President's picture

She's obviously hoping to stack the jury with PETA members so that the case against Brown will be dropped. Can't wait for the duet, I wonder if it will be a cover of 2Unlimited's "Let the Beat Control Your Body".

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Albatross's picture

I lost all sympathy for her when she went back to her abuser.

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Hysteria's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 12:16pm.
Nice necklace, but I expected some kind of choker.
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haha! you funny clown person

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TheBreakdown's picture

Rihoho needs to be smacked upside her gargantuan 5-head anyway for dragging out this drama longer than necessary.

He hit you. You drop him.

The end.

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Team Valtrex- Nice!! Good one!

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Deb's picture

Is it me, or is gray the official color of every celeb lately? BORING.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Team Valtrex's picture

Nice necklace, but I expected some kind of choker.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

duh, m. it's fake. can't you tell? no peta will come for fake fur that was grown in a lab.

Manbearpig's picture

Fur = Fuck You Bitch

Hysteria's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 12:03pm.

hmmm, yeah. she thought chris brown beat her ass. wait til peta gets on this shit

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madam s.'s picture

parissucks,

I agree. Although I would put the number at about 99%. Did someone say she was a style icon?? Her style is trashy/mall.

EvilShoe's picture

If this stupid bitch doesn't testify, I am deleting all my Riri illegally downloaded music.

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TheBreakdown's picture

She's waiting for the greenlight to be beaten by PETA?!!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://www.myspace.com/triston

Hey Bruiser-

Just in case you were worried about who was going to take care of the wolf pups that belong to the wolf that was murdered for your coat, don't worry! Another wolf family will take care of them! watch the youtube clip below. Kind of makes what chris did to you look like a walk in the park.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Rf-gMmKig

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 11:51am.
why is she such a style icon? I think she looks like an idiot 3/4 of the time.
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Unfortunately, the only "style" she will be associated with from now on is the "beat to hell" look...

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hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

She confuses me. Sometimes I think she is drop dead gorgeous. Other times she looks almost fugly.

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korupsi's picture

her hair is calling for my scissors.

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parissucksliterally's picture

why is she such a style icon? I think she looks like an idiot 3/4 of the time.

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 11:48am.

You might be right. But the dome light looks like it's behind her head. She does have a drive-in movie screen for a forehead.

korupsi's picture

she's wearing the same(well, almost) nail shade as Prince Ginge.

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madam s.'s picture

Well, at least she's getting way more attention than she deserves since the beating.

mike's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 11:45am.

In the 5th pic, I can't tell if that's a bump on her forehead or just reflected light.

I think that's just reflected light off of her big-ass forehead.

mike's picture

She's a pretty girl, but that hair needs to change.

islandgirl's picture

The animal on her back is second only to the albatross around her neck, i.e. Chris Brown's paws.

In the 5th pic, I can't tell if that's a bump on her forehead or just reflected light.

TOPANGA's picture

Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 11:40am.
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

There's no way to be "first" on this blog sweetie, MK intentionally makes the comments post in reverse order so we dont have people doing that "first" bullshit like on all the other blogs.

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See You Next Tuesday's picture

I thinked she ganked that jacket from Kanye's closet.

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

Serious sex hooker nails.

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool's picture

* second. My bad

Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool

TOPANGA's picture

I'm actually feeling this look...but RiRi...Debarge, via 1985 called, they said quit jackin' thier style and give them back thier Jerry Curl,ASAP...and MK, she's wearing ace banadages gloves..."just in case."

***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***