It's Always A Misunderstanding!

I am hoping she gets a little time in jail..that would be awesome.

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Submitted by lolisa on Mon, 03/16/2009 - 11:48am

Lolisa, you should email Michael K if you want him to get this message. He's really cool about writing back. I think he definitely reads the comments, though. Good to have you here. We all appreciate his hard work.

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Micheal K - I just wanted to tell you - I read this blog every day, I check in a few times a day. This shit is HILARIOUS! I dont know why that pig perez gets all this attention and money....hes not funny or witty and his posts are short its like he doesnt put any effort into that shizz!
I just wanted to tell you in case you actually read the comments that your site is the best gossip blog ive found (and ive read a lot of them) and you srsly make me LOL ever day!
thanks for your hard work, keep it up
LISA

Where is White Oprah in all this? Shouldn't she be staging an intervention on reality TV or something?

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Well said MK. If it was one of our butt's we would be sitting in the clinker right now.

I'm not surprised that the on again/off again dynamic duo of LiLo & SamRo decided another all night brawl was a good idea...Or that the cops were called when one of these two geniuses blew out the front window!

I'm also not surprised that the LAPD just knocked a couple of times, said "Fuck it" and went home even though, as it's been said, if it were you or me the fucking SWAT team would have used a battering ram or a bazooka on the freakin' door!

And why would I be surprised that this pair of vapid oxygen wasters are in another picture looking like they've just been on a 3 day booze and coke bender?

What does surprise me is that SamRo isn't mugging her Monkey Scrunch Face like she usually does when the Pap's go snap, snap, snap! I agree it is the face of a serial killer but WTF? What's this world coming to when there's no Monkey Scrunch Face?? Sammy...Dear Sammy...The Evil One expected so much more from you.

PSL, I am just going to have to tell you that response was funny as shit. LOL
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Submitted by Superpop on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 1:13pm.

YES! That is it! I spend every moment of every day mad, because you think that bodyguard guy is Princ Hot Ginge's Dad. GRRRRR, you stupid bitch- how can you not see Charles? lol

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Jesus, what the fuck happened in here? PSL & NaNoop, who's supposed to be minding the chilluns today? They seem to have run amok!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 1:01pm.
Superpop, maybe you should edit your post one more time, so it stays as the last comment. :)
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I edited my post twice and it had nothing to do with me caring if it is at the top of the page or not.

Are you still pissed at me because I don't think Prince Charles is Hot Ginge's Baby Daddy? :)

Superpop, maybe you should edit your post one more time, so it stays as the last comment. :)

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I usually love lesbian drama, but these two bore me.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:06am.

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You found my short post so "vapid and ignorant" that you felt the need to write a fucking essay in response?

I considered responding to you in a similar manner but I really don't feel like wasting my time(like you did) writing an essay in response to your "inane and arrogant" page filler.

Now take it like Christina darling and STFU!

OFF or ON T (you decide): I cannot believe the "moderators" here go ape shit deleting hundreds of interesting but slightly off topic comments by Dlisted regulars, but oh yes, by all means, LEAVE all the fucking SPAM "comments", of which there are ZILLIONS per MK post. What a fucking joke!
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i just want to say one thing, SamRo comes from a wealthy family, that's why she can afford living a ridiculously expensive life.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:06am.

Submitted by Superpop on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 1:24am

Oh for the love of god...

First of all, I didn't fucking know that money put you in a higher position in society, especially one that makes you exempt from criticism when you act like an asshole.

You know, this is just one of many things that's fucked up about society now:
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Nice, Khensu!

I just took out two parts to say:

1. This part makes me laugh, actually. Giggle. When I look back historically at all of our attempts to overthrow the Nobility and then later The "Bourgeoisie" because it ALWAYS ends up like this. We always say that we need to rearrange our value systems because it makes no sense that MONEY that leads the way...it's never a fair marker for all kinds of crazy reasons.

and 2.
If there's a certain star that I actually like of which D-Listed is taking the piss, I won't comment, because I learned back when I was new to D-Listed in August/September, that I'm not changing minds and to let everyone else have fun with the bashing.
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Same. I might drop in and yell a little just to have my say about this whore or that - but when these bitches are on a roll they're on a roll -- and they're FUNNAY! It's not even nearly as much fun when you're tryna hold them back anyway.

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With my super lawyer powers, I can rid our town of cats so our kids can NEVER get high again! Mr. Broflovski, South Park
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Haha! I just added those share tags to my blog too! Yay us, MK!

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ocd,

Got a badge number? Report that shit!

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@EEG. RCMP traffic cop (short guy, moustache on a motorbike). Many years ago I got a ticket out here at 10:30 PM in perfect weather conditions for doing 5 miles over the speed limit (75 kilometers a few feet before the sign allowed me to do 80). That guy got out and started to kick the tires also. Very annoying. My friend got pulled over as he had tinted windows on a truck that looked like the kind "gang guys" drive.

ocd,

RCMP or city?

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Try not wearing a seatbelt where I live. This one guy has actually turned around and followed me a couple of times and when I've come out of a store he's been parked there staring at me. He caught me once and since then he's like some psycho.

She is my favorite. But she wrote that she felt lonely on her bolg on _______Seekamillionaire . c om_______, which is for wealthy singles and celebs.Also she posted many her hot videos on her blog.....

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Anyone who defends Hohan deserves a beat down. Well said.

EvilShoe,

I was too angry to notice.

Now shhh, Corrie is on. ;)

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:06am.

Well said.

I wonder when SamRo gets her hair done if she goes in and asks for "the Miss Jane".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Kulp

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:16am.

No worries, at least you used paragraph breaks and punctuation. lol I liked reading it.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:21am.

Were they hot?

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:06am.

I don't think so, I mean I LOVE LOVE LOVE Shia, and the whores still took me in even though he's a douchetard.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:06am.

Da-yum. You broke that shit down. That was a nice read over my morning java.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 9:16am.
Don't be sorry, mate. you've said what we all feel here. no worshiping at dlisted just bringing big heads crashing back to earth.
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these two bitches give Lesbians a bad name. if they were average citizens (well they ARE average) the cops would have busted down the door, and tasered their stupid asses. fuck them, arrest her, and lock her useless ass up.

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TEAM VINCE BITCHES.

Morning!
Yeah, I know what you mean, Manimal5, and the site occasionally attracts people who follow a crowd, thinking that this site will pretty much say the same shit that's been said on other gossip blogs. I really hate when people like anything for all the wrong reasons, but I guess some people don't have much substance to them.

Also, I didn't mean for that post to be so incredibly long. I meant to make a few quick points, so it was an accident, really. Sorry, xerquina.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 7:56am.
Wait. The cops were called because of an incident and they ALSO had a warrant? But they went AWAY because no one answered the DOOR?

Supposedly the LAPD is not actively seeking Hohan to just serve her the warrant...but if they happen to see her they will. So by not answering the door they just let it go.

Like MK says if it was you or me our asses would hve already been hauled off.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:06am.
NICE! and good morning...as far as feeling like you can't say that you like a particular celeb on dlisted for fear of getting bashed yourself...I can understand that but many expressed liking celebs for all the wrong reasons...making them look like...well.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 8:06am.
damn! YOU get a prize for the longest comment in dlisted history or( since most of us can't remember that far) longest comment this week.
morning all.

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Hekki,

Word! Jesus, I had one dumb fucker for a boyfriend who called the cops when I didn't answer my door or phone. He spun them some shit and I woke up with two cops standing over my bed.

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Submitted by Superpop on Sun, 03/15/2009 - 1:24am

Oh for the love of god...

First of all, I didn't fucking know that money put you in a higher position in society, especially one that makes you exempt from criticism when you act like an asshole.

You know, this is just one of many things that's fucked up about society now: the fact that someone with more money than everyone else (and in Lohan's case, in which hasn't exactly been "earned" in fucking YEARS) is used as a premise of defending soulless Hollywood trash like Lohan. How shallow an argument...yeah, let's pussyfoot around the corrupt spoiled bitches a la Lohan and Hilton who are good for absolutely NOTHING other than staggering piss drunk out of clubs at 4 in the morning and inciting drama.

People are risking their lives everyday and don't make half as much money as Blohan, who can't even be arsed to come to work more than half the time.

Some families barely have just enough money to protect and provide for their own and they've been working their asses off for years.

You having the nerve to post a remark like that proves how ignorant and vapid you are and it's a slap in the face to most people that our worth in society isn't based upon what we do and who we are as people, but how much money we have...when outside of Hollywood most people have to work their asses off to make a small scrap of these assholes' income who do NOTHING. Lindsay Lohan doesn't even make money because of her talent, and Samantha Ronson...I didn't even know who that junkie was until Blohan started to string her along, which says an AWFUL lot about what she has accomplished.

I'm sure the people who've lost their fucking jobs recently really sympathize for all the poor little misunderstood freeloading celebwhores. I bet you they really feel for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson making millions upon millions of dollars being unemployed, when they didn't have the option to just stop working one day while still having the luxury of being paid millions of dollars.

But you know, that's just a big fucking LOL, right? That gives Blohan the right to be a disrespectful, lazy bitch. The cunt doesn't even appreciate how good she has it. I bet all the money she spent on her drug addled, delinquent lifestyle that landed her in rehab time after time could have paid for someone else's loans, if only that money fell into the hands of someone who wasn't a self-destructive, negligent, wasteful twat.

I understand that if you're famous, most necessities are readily available, so it's understandable why they spend money on nice things...but for people like Lindsay Lohan, it isn't the case, and it makes me a little sick to my stomach that with the way the economy has been, that people still have the audacity to compare people socially in terms of money.

Also, while most people admit that they would like a little bit extra in the bank (including myself...after all, I'm a broke college student), if having as much money as Lindsay Lohan causes you to lose control over your values and relationships, I think I'll pass.

I'm not sure about you, but I like knowing who the fuck I am. I'd rather be middle class and living comfortably, happily, with my virtues still intact than being filthy rich, dull, morally deficient, and dead inside.

I intended this post to be short, but I'm naturally very long winded and verbose. I'm only half-way done bitching about your post.

Second of all, as far as Lindsay Lohan's family life is concerned, boohoo. Sorry about the daddy issues and that your mother is Dina Lohan, but there's a certain stage in life where you start taking responsibility for your own shitty choices instead of blaming it on your history. Sound harsh? I hope so. Every time a celebrity fucks up, there's always a sob story that "justifies" why they act like morons, and it only gets you so far. Domestic drama does not entitle assinine behavior, especially if you're an adult. Adults should be able to make their own decisions and judgments of right and wrong. Lindsay Lohan isn't a child anymore, and if she actually had a (working) brain, she'd cut mommy loose, but since she only tells her things she wants to hear and fills her head with more delusions because she's mommy's perfect little angel, she won't.

This moron's going to let her mother manipulate her until the day one of them just drops dead.

THIRD of all, the judicial system is fucked up and your point is? Famous people always get the benefit of the doubt every time they fuck with the law.

Let's blame it on the court because they're celebrities, and everyone's just out to get them!I wouldn't put something like this past Lindsay Lohan with that reputation of hers...and I hope she does get charged.

Lastly, I see no Perez-like journalism coming from MK. I hardly ever go to Perez Hilton's website unless I see it being linked to something vaguely interesting, but I see no comparisons.

Unlike Perez Hilton, MK is not a fence-sitter, and an opportunistic social climbing bitch. I don't know, MK seems pretty consistent and fair, tbh...and that's what keeps me returning to D-Listed. Just because this isn't thinly veiled syncophantic celebrity gossip doesn't mean that MK is unnecessarily catty like Perez Hilton. As a matter of fact, I'm glad to see MK getting on the cases of many celebrities who most bloggers don't have the balls, intellectual capacity, or individuality to call out.

If there's a certain star that I actually like of which D-Listed is taking the piss, I won't comment, because I learned back when I was new to D-Listed in August/September, that I'm not changing minds and to let everyone else have fun with the bashing.

And really, you shouldn't be calling anyone bitchy when your post was really fucking vapid and ignorant. H

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Lindsay will be in rehab before the weekend's over.

Wait. The cops were called because of an incident and they ALSO had a warrant? But they went AWAY because no one answered the DOOR?

Oh man....

SamRo is nastier looking in the morning. Morning whores!

*gets coffee*

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Oh, okay, so if the cops come to your house on a domestic disturbance call and they know you're there but you DON'T answer the door THEY LEAVE?

Really?

Good to know...

I'm pretty sure they can just bust on in there if they have a "suspicion" that someone's in danger.

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looooooooool

Every time I see a photo of that skanky dyke SamRo, I just wanted to curl up my fist and swing as hard as possible and hit her in the face ala Chris Brown's Beat Down. She just annoys the fuck out of me! More than Posh, Fishsticks, Jordan, and Botox Bitch Kidman.

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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 7:08pm.

I saw Sock Monkeys on sale at Target yesterday for $15.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site __w e a l t h y k i s s . c o m __last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?
looooooooool

SamRo is a hottie. HoHan scored herself a jewel :)
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