Friday, March 13th 2009
If Only She'd Just Float The Fuck Away
Lady CaCa looked like a giant butt nugget surrounded by fart bubbles at the opening night of her tour in San Diego last night. This might have worked if there were hamsters in each bubble. Rabid hamsters that would have broke out of their bubbles and mauled her face, which would have been an improvement.
The Empress of Lucite is lying in a pool of tears at the sight of those exquisite lucite heels being wasted on Lady CaCa. This is not what Shauna Sand had in mind for the future of lucite!
In all honestly, if Bjork was wearing this Don Ho shit, I'd probably get on my eyes and worship her. But it's not Bjork, it's Lady CaCa, so it looks like just a pile of queef bubbles on a big turd.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:43pm.
Do I really want to live in a world where Kanye, Miley and Lady GaMe are considered "musicians" and Zac Effron, Keira Knightley and ScarJo are considered "actors"???
Boo world! Boo!
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Yes, Possum, you do. But, you also live in a world where Dlisted and The Daily Show help you to keep your sanity. MK and Jon Stewart are my heroes!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:46pm.
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send it to my gmail I posted on the other thread (Fergie).
Come on, don't make me have to do video with you on Passion/AFF.
Miss Priss!
Oh I am already on the second pitcher!
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:42pm.
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Prov, post a pic! We are all dying to see what the winner of many a 'Caption This' competition looks like.
Pretty please?
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:42pm.
I'm in the same boat. Yeah, I'm an NPR geek, but I cannot name a single song nor would recognize her on the street.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Sucky music from yet another no talent bitch, why do you even post this shit?????
I c-c-can't b-b-believe I'm s-s-saying this but...I really like her bubble outfit, and the fact that the piano and stool are also transparent and full of bubbles. 's kyooooooot
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The milk is straight up fucking filthy! -MK
Clarisse! hey you gotta drink some purple drank too!!! LOL
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Welcome to the machine
Happiness is a warm gun
non. im not big on sending my pic out over the interwebs...if you want you could randomly click on dick pics on craigslist, you'll probably come across mine ; P
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
If Only She'd Just Float The Fuck Away
that headline will send me laughing the fuck away well into the night. All night.
guilty pleasure: Just dance
awesome song to work out to. I didn't know it was Lady caca until the other day. ugh. she's annoying.
I still like the song!
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Welcome to the machine
Happiness is a warm gun
*pours Miss Priss some purple drank*
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
Haaaahhah!! Provolone is talking about queef bubbles! That cheers me up!
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
Clarisse
i know. let's drink the cool aid togethah!
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Welcome to the machine
Happiness is a warm gun
That is one of the best titles on a blog, IMO.
Provolone, you send me your pic, non?
Do I really want to live in a world where Kanye, Miley and Lady GaMe are considered "musicians" and Zac Effron, Keira Knightley and ScarJo are considered "actors"???
Boo world! Boo!
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
'it looks like just a pile of queef bubbles on a big turd.' LOL. Mah queef bubbles are hangin out
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
i don't know a single Lady Caca song, i only know her through this blog.as MK said she ain't no Bjork.
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
Love her. That is all.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Cannot stand this bitch. Make it go away.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
who the fuck is this and why don't I know who this is?
"Scratching head"
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
I just do not like her. At all.
Not in the slightest.
Her outfits would be interesting...if they were in some couture fashion show.
And her spiel about her grandma wanting her not to wear pants. Who cares! Pants are good on trannies...extremely loose pants.
And I saw her stupid video for Poker Face and she just sucks. Seriously.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
Jesus is christ?!?!! This bitch is a cornball.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Lady Pre Op likes Exquisite Anal Beads!
I prefer "Labia Lickin' Lady" over his obnoxious shouts of "Hot LEZZZZZBIAN Love!"