Friday, March 13th 2009
If Only She'd Just Float The Fuck Away
Lady CaCa looked like a giant butt nugget surrounded by fart bubbles at the opening night of her tour in San Diego last night. This might have worked if there were hamsters in each bubble. Rabid hamsters that would have broke out of their bubbles and mauled her face, which would have been an improvement.
The Empress of Lucite is lying in a pool of tears at the sight of those exquisite lucite heels being wasted on Lady CaCa. This is not what Shauna Sand had in mind for the future of lucite!
In all honestly, if Bjork was wearing this Don Ho shit, I'd probably get on my eyes and worship her. But it's not Bjork, it's Lady CaCa, so it looks like just a pile of queef bubbles on a big turd.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 6:46pm.
Maybe thumbnail 4 is at a bad angle that makes her thighs look disproportionately big.
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Yeah, they do. Yikes!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Why does this stupid twat always have her foot up like that? Is she letting her crabby friends out for some air?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 6:43pm.
Maybe thumbnail 4 is at a bad angle that makes her thighs look disproportionately big.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I like it; its a stage costume--not daily wear. At least it's slightly different from what other pop chicks are wearing.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 6:38pm.
She definitely has humungous thighs.
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Momus, I don't think they're THAT big but those "boots" make them look ginormous!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 6:30pm.
The ugly freaking cankleboots make her legs look HUGE!
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She definitely has humungous thighs.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus,
Thanks! Done and Done!
Fuzzy,
We loves you anyway! =)
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
The ugly freaking cankleboots make her legs look HUGE!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
*I love this record, baby, but I can't see straight any--*
ACK! Just because I listen to crappy pop music that doesn't make any of you schlutts better than me!!!! JELLY H8TERS!!!!
*cries*
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 6:04pm.
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ITA that the wig is totally ree-dick-ellus.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Only Jerry Lee Lewis is allowed to prop his fucking foot on the piano while performing.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
xerquina,
True dat! Viva TV!! And Stock!!!
As far as the others, have you seen Bill Maher's "Religulous"?
SICKITTEN<
Link your blog? I'll go set some fuckers straight. Do you know wh the Dlister is that posted mean stuff?
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
i kind of enjoy her get ups, but i believe this one was done all ready... by that lady who opened up for Morrissey last tour... Kristeen someone, she was wearing bubbles while she screeched back up for him on letterman.... for true....
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 5:59pm.
This is what Lady CaCa really looks like after washing off all that gross makeup and taking off the ugly Christina Aguiliera look-a-like wig...
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thanks chubby! in other words, she's an impersonator cross between Christina A. and Linda Ronstad?!
lol
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Is she dating Mr. Bubbles??
I used that stuff when I was a kid. Good times in the tub with my GI Joes and green plastic army toys.
This is what Lady CaCa really looks like after washing off all that gross makeup and taking off the ugly Christina Aguiliera look-a-like wig...
http://www.snr.ac.th/wita/Music/lady_gaga_01.jpg
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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LOL! I hate her just for that too!!! I hate Perez.
Besides, not my kind of music and she's just really fucking tryin too hard
A what what in the butt...what what
MK just doesn't like her becuz Perez does. Don't be a jelly h8er, MK!!! lol
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
okay, who is this?
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Just out of interest............who is she?
Submitted by Freak Speely on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 5:40pm.
The Scrubbing Bubbles broke up?!
hahaha
i still haven't the slightest clue who this lady gaga person is... nor do i want to know...
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nice ass...when does it open?
don't know if I'd go googoo for gaga or not cause to tell you the
truth I can't think of one of her songs
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
in
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375754/
and
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1107394/
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 5:45pm.
@xerquina: Please disregard previous post except for the question about the wig.
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Is she a drag queen???
Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 5:43pm.
Above the box for your name, to the left, is a box with numbers in it. That's the secret code you have to enter into the box above your name.
Did Lady CaCa steal one of Brit's ratty wigs?
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 5:13pm.
Sure thing. my comment won't appear, though.
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
The Scrubbing Bubbles broke up?!
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
I totally hate this twat and her lame ass music, I hope she goes away really really soon.
That Shauna nipple thing has to be photoshopped, someone w.breast implants do not have nips like that, I refuse to believe those werent altered.
have you seen the lucite bitch thing nipple are so ewww.. thats really disgusting http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/02/06/the-strange-nipple-of-shau...
I don't quite get how Lady GaGa got as famous as she is. Was she big in Europe or something first? Even Christina Aguilera had the Disney machine to get her started before she went all weird on us. And Bjork has a following, but she's not pop.
what a fuckin haters... shes great...fuck u
Submitted by SICKITTEN on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 5:13pm.
To quote Green is Good: Wish granted.
Too bad we can't get rid of Lady CaCa so easily.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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That bubble dress looks fun.
Remember bubbles you used to blow as a kid?
Well I saw him and he says hello..
ppfft.
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Xerquina, Momus, Clarisse
Can you guys just go on my personal blog and blast that jackoff who accused me of ripping off MK when I was just crediting him?
Some jerkoff from BC said I should send a 'cheque' to MK when it is a personal blog with no advertisers and I pay for myself.
Asshole from this site, a drunk, left it last night.
Time for a DListed intervention of North American proportions.
It's like her body was hot for about 10 minutes two weeks ago and now she is getting some chunk to go with that huge shnozola of hers. Plus her music still blows, big time.
As a matter of fact, I will now let in a bath and produce some bubbles myself.
Ahoi.
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
Looks so fucking cool...
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
My reference to Dlisted naturally included all the Dlisted sluts. There are just too many to list.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I am tipsy.
I would like to take this chance and thank the dudes from San Francisco for making Blossom Hill.
Gorgeous with Pasta Bake.
And I love Gaga's bubbles!!!!!
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Neva zay zat wee Dshormans dohnt have hiuumor!
I agree that Bjork would work those bubbles the right way.
I don't like her - she could go away for good any minute.
The Empress of Lucite isn't to be bothered - as I saw on TMZ she already found new shoes ;-)
A prayer for the wild at heart - kept in cages / Tennessee Williams
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:54pm.
Momus,
True! We still have MK and Jon Stewart. And Anderson Cooper and Christian Bale! And Sheeps!
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you bitches forgot colbert, that dickwad bill maher and Team Valtrex.=D
Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry
Don't you ever compare Bjork to this fugface wannabe tranny Paris Hilton loving two dollar whore again!
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Momus,
True! We still have MK and Jon Stewart. And Anderson Cooper and Christian Bale! And Sheeps!
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The English language is a brick wall between me and you and "Fuck" is my chisel!
lol. i just googled passion/aff. bad kitty! your just gonna photoshop bad things on my pic
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"gimme back that filet o fish, gimme that fish. what if it were you hanging up on this wall, if it was you in that sammich you wouldnt be laughing at alllll"
non. im not big on sending my pic out over the interwebs...if you want you could randomly click on dick pics on craigslist, you'll probably come across mine ; P
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Craigslist? Now that is rich and cheap. At least get a profile on Passion/Aff.
See you in the p's and q's room on passion.
I am sickitten afterall.
Just a few miles from you
I cant believe you don't like her Michael. She can actually sing and dance (did you see her live performance on the View? It was amazing!). She can even play piano -- so here's finally a musical artist with any type of natural and learned talent. Her songs have been the top 10 on Itunes for months. Im surprised you dont care for her.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 4:43pm Boo world! Boo!
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A-to the fucking-men!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Like Britney's Circus, the show is designed to distract attention from her utter lack of talent.