Friday, March 13th 2009
If Only She'd Just Float The Fuck Away
Lady CaCa looked like a giant butt nugget surrounded by fart bubbles at the opening night of her tour in San Diego last night. This might have worked if there were hamsters in each bubble. Rabid hamsters that would have broke out of their bubbles and mauled her face, which would have been an improvement.
The Empress of Lucite is lying in a pool of tears at the sight of those exquisite lucite heels being wasted on Lady CaCa. This is not what Shauna Sand had in mind for the future of lucite!
In all honestly, if Bjork was wearing this Don Ho shit, I'd probably get on my eyes and worship her. But it's not Bjork, it's Lady CaCa, so it looks like just a pile of queef bubbles on a big turd.
Why does this stupid bitch want to show off that body all the time? Especially those stubby, chubby legs???
This dress is a shameful, shameful replica of one that Kristeen Young wore nearly two years ago while she was singing with Morrissey on Letterman.
See for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH2WidSqTYg
..but i spose post op's her angle.
oh cmon MK, if that crotch was packing, you'd be loving.
Although, if I were her, a wannabe drag popstar, i would totally stick some veggies down there for cred.
korupsi, I wouldn't want to work with her either, f I were a musician, but damn, that girl can SING. I love her. Stick with me and MrsK when it comes to defending Amy.....lol
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"I think she's an ass...I think she's ugly. And I think she's a disgusting human being..."
-Anne McCourt, 81 years old, re: Paris Hilton (was filmed and is now pissed she will be on a reality show )
PSL, people usually give me dirty looks whenever i said that. do you know that Wino was supposed to sing the new Bond song with Jack White? because she was a train-wreck, they fired her and replaced her with Alicia Keys. well, i wasn't too happy when i heard that Alicia managed to murder that song.
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why does steam come out of my vagina???!?
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korupsi, I am a big fan of Wino too- no shame in that! She has talent!
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"I think she's an ass...I think she's ugly. And I think she's a disgusting human being..."
-Anne McCourt, 81 years old, re: Paris Hilton (was filmed and is now pissed she will be on a reality show )
PSL, i also agree with TITS BUT i wasn't implying anything by saying that she's fugly.
she's one of the best examples that you don't have to do anything but sold your soul to the devil to get to the top. Madonna did it first, and then a throng of talentless females follow her steps (i 'm talking about you, Shitney, CaCa and Herpes!)
anyway, i'm a big fan of Amy Wino (there, i've said it). so what if she snorts coke on an hourly basis? she still sounds much, much, much better than the lot of them.
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korupsi, I agree with you that she is fugly.
I also agree with TITS that it shouldn't matter. I saw Kelly Clarkson on SNL when I got home last night, and she is not the prettiest girl, she gained a lot of weight, but damn- she sounded GREAT! I would rather look at these girls who have talent than a PCD or any "pretty" chick who can't sing.
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"I think she's an ass...I think she's ugly. And I think she's a disgusting human being..."
-Anne McCourt, 81 years old, re: Paris Hilton (was filmed and is now pissed she will be on a reality show )
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 3:11pm.
Not picking on just you korupsi
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well, it certainly feels like it.
*hangs noose*
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I've ignored this beeyotch mostly because someone who runs another gossip site is obsessed with her, so naturally I assumed she was a talentless twat.
But yesterday, I heard her song and you know what? I was right. *yawn* Recycled dance music. Been done. Over. Bye bye.
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 4:13pm.
She reminds me of a dwarf who had semi-successful limb-lengthening surgery but whose body is gradually rejecting it out of loyalty to the stunted way her body used to be.
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you know you're right! she looks like one of the seven dwarfs in drag
She reminds me of a dwarf who had semi-successful limb-lengthening surgery but whose body is gradually rejecting it out of loyalty to the stunted way her body used to be.
Oh and on "Pokerface" Lady Banana nose sounds like three different, annoying women who can't sing, arguing about which of them looked up the definition to "pokerface" first and realized that none of its meanings including looking like a talentless jackass that makes every conceivable facial expression EXCEPT a blank one.
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I like you, but I love the status quo.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Hussein Chalayans creation was completely WASTED on this chick! I agree with MK, it would have rocked on Bjork, but on Lady Gaga? Ish don't think so.
@Sheeps,
A tranny trainwreck...her neck is almost always covered up!
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I must say i did rather like this girl before she became Perez's lapbitch. Shame really, am a fan of her music. Funny what the wrong publicity can do for you!
Si no bebes, no fumas y no follas, que cono haces gillipollas?
Submitted by korupsi on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 1:02pm.
she's fugly.
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so you say, but does that matter?
it shouldn't.
and if something as superficial as a persons looks becomes a prerequisite for someone being an 'entertainer' what does that say about the kind of quality we can expect?
when did people become so shallow and short sighted? Not picking on just you korpsi, as this is a common theme these days; focusing on a persons outward appearance and not their talents or skills.
shallow shallow shallow.
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
Perez and Lady Gaga have an agreement. He keeps pushing her and her music. She goes out and is seen with him. It keeps both fame whores in the press and thus, everyone is happy.
I wish Lady Gaga would go away. But she is not nearly as annoying as Perez Hilton.
She is so fucking wrong on so many levels...Someone needs to flush this CaCa "Queef Bubbles" AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
only lady gaga could make a vagina look boring.
she's fugly.
Lady CaCa, if you're reading this, please do us a favour and don't dub your tour (on second thought, make that anything you do) as the ultimate creative orgasm or anything sex-related because even if you sang naked on stage, you would always be forever un-sexy and fugly.
xoxo
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So this is what the children of my Generation X likes, a dweebette named Lady GaGa. Kind of reminds me of a New York trashy, pudgy Madonna circa 1985 Virgin Tour. But Madonna was hotter, and her music was better.
yes if only she would just float away, shes almost as annoying as katy perry and is obviously trying to win points with the fashionista crowd. Bjork has gotten a bollocking for wearing crazy outfits, how comes no one (but these blogs) have called gaga and perry out on theirs?
UGH... she is SOOO the poor man's roisin murphy!
roisin gets no play in the usa & her album "overpowered" is probably one of the best dance/pop records of all time. makes no sense. im not saying lady gaga is completely talentless, ive just heard (& seen) much, much better. plus, paris hilton loves lady gaga. nuff said!
great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities...
-albert einstein
UGH... she is SOOO the poor man's roisin murphy!
roisin gets no play in the usa & her album "overpowered" is probably one of the best dance/pop records of all time. makes no sense. im not saying lady gaga is completely talentless, ive just heard (& seen) much, much better. plus, paris hilton loves lady gaga. nuff said!
great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities...
-albert einstein
If she would just be herself NOBODY would talk about her, she is not Hollywood-perfect. She is short and not pretty.
But now she does have the attention because she managed to shift the focus to her diva-dressing and slutty performances. Very smart.
If you can't convince them.. confuse them!! WTG Lady gaga
Another ass clown with absolutely no talent. I have no idea wtf people are talking about saying she is the 'future of music' and having the audacity to claim that she sings dance music. She DOES NOT sing dance music she sings shitty ass pop tracks. If anyone wants REAL DANCE MUSIC, go to beatport.com check out real electronic artists, real fuckin dance music, real fuckin house music. Look into DJ's like Eddie Richards, Terry Francis, Lele Sacchi, Audio Fly, Jesse Rose, DJ Fame, Terry Lee Brown Jr, Justin Martin, Ben Watt etc I can go on FOREVER. JUST DON'T SUPPORT THIS SHIT, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I am begging you people to open your ears and listen to some real music. Cuz this, this is just tragic and pathetic.
'I know you want to but you cant say yes.'- George Michael.
I don't think she's a real Lady.
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I'll be goddamn if she's 20!
She needs to keep those shades on, because without them, she looks like a hot ass meth mess!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Her music is BORING!!! As much as she wants people to think she's this cutting edge "artist", really she's just another lame ass pop puppet in wacky clothes.
Not even in Vegas would these outfits work..her costumes are as fug as her face and her body is not good enough to be wearing crap like that.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She is so attractive and I have seen her on ___s e e k a m i l l i o n a i r e . c om___,(for people seeking wealthy)I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women,
open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
I really like her, why does everyone hate on her?
she seems self contained, writes 'em & sings 'em a miracle in this day & age of mechanical fuckery.
cute funny, not a Disney fembot.. me likee
I have to find out why MK is not having her!
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
CA CA CA CA. I wish this turd would just float away.
hey.. i know she has albino worm as a pet in her private... but.. that girl got talent.
hmm..maybe that's the reason she gaga caca.
but..check these videos of her
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwdXnlvUe3I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIeCrj_Gn6A
she was never hot fucking hell! she's fug ordinary with a bod that i see at at any fucking mall!public r so stupid they deserve this stupid fugly bitch
What is this thing and why is it relevant?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
thanks Mani.
But wasn't Jerry Lee standing when his foot was on the piano/
she is just all around weird.
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 10:44pm.
what's with the foot on the piano?
As Socky had mentioned earlier...Jerry Lee Lewis had the foot piano playing thing down.
She should try banging her head onto the keys!
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Pick up your socks and drop your slots, we're going to a party.
I know why it looks like she has a dick in her pants.
It's because she does.
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Holla for a Dolla! Shout for some clout!
what's with the foot on the piano?
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why would you lie about something dumb like that?
why would you lie, about anything at all?
-Vampire Weekend "Oxford Comma"
I just love her more & more. I ain't gonna go all loony & scream how "FIERCCCCCCCEEEEE" she is but I do like the girl. Her fashions are outrageous & cool and you gotta admit...bitch ALWAYS has great shoes on! Props to her nice body too.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 6:33pm.
Clarisse, I love you too! Now come over here so I can give you a taint slap!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
I haven't been on here in months so, can someone briefly tell me why MK hates Lady Gaga so much? Thanx ^_^
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
I am slightly obsessed with Lady caca. I love Pokerface.
LOL...this sh** reminds me of of the time my mom and grandmother decided to make me a "bunch of grapes" for Halloween. They put me in a purple outfit, blew up purple balloons and safety pinned them onto my outfit...I was only 5 but I bet you I still looked better than Lady Gag me with a Spoon.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Come on MK, at least she is trying to be different and she does stand out from al the cookie cutter crap force fed down our throat over the last 20 years. Go Lady GaGa!
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Taco, fettucine, linguine, martini, bikini.
Why are people obsessed with this whore? She's a clown who sings crappy dance music. Like Britney minus the talent. And that's saying something.
Those outfits make her look special. Ugh, I don't think I've heard a single song by her! Who the hell is she anyway? And some of those outfits look so bad that her thighs look lumpy. And she's probably fairly thin but it looks like she has a dick in her pants. EW!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 03/13/2009 - 6:04pm.
xerquina,
True dat! Viva TV!! And Stock!!!
As far as the others, have you seen Bill Maher's "Religulous"?
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yes i have and he's going to hell just like the rest of us.
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Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!-Harry